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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of November 18, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Email : heartless_man_hoe@supwidyou.loser.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im a guy, i like girls, i dont enjoy haveing sex with guys. i like haveing sex with girls

Sure, like YOU'VE had sex with someone.

One Liner:
ive beatn a guy with my dick

The sad part was that he sent 13 of these at 10:57, 1 at 11:03 and another at 11:04.



Email : Shouting freak@VERIZON.NET

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I THINK THEY ARE ALL ASSHOLE MUTHA FUCKAS

Who?

One Liner:
THAT IS A IN LIVING COLOR EPISODE

I definitely feel that this conversation is turning into a bad sketch. It's almost like you are on the wrong channel.



Email : stupidhead@isuck.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Your reverse sentence thingies were way better than mine. I feel so bad now. Tell you what, I'll give you universal truth instead :P

First off, universal truth in regard to morals, good bad, what has value, etc. don't exist. In fact, value can only exist within a context. For instance a brick has value if you need it to build something. A brick doesn't innately have value however. If an alien or a cat saw a brick, I doubt it'd care.

Pleasure, Pain, Individuality, Principles, Thoughts, Feelings, none have any sort of universal value. In less than 100 years most if not all of the current members of HBI will be dead and gone. All the pleasure, all the pain, all the moments, gone forever.

Ok, end of universal truth, on with the crap.

I love these "big picture" people. Because it doesn't matter to everything, it doesn't matter. In a thousand years, this won't matter, so what's the point? If you really believe that, kill yourself. What's the point of living if you're just going to die anyway? This thinking is, of course, ridiculous.

HBI ideas are good, within certain contexts, but so are conflicting ideas made by jerks and wimps. I will try to become more like the ideal independant person the HBI envisions, but it is difficult. I really don't feel like being assertive sometimes. Sometimes I want to lash out. Sometimes I want to manipulate.

Grow up. An adult doesn't throw a temper tantrum, or "lash out" because something isn't going the way expected.

Sometimes I just want to quit it all. Sometimes I want to make everyone pay, show them my unconditional hate. Of course you don't care about that. Your response would probably be to just deal with it.

I'd tell you to get help. Unconditional hate is projected self-loathing.

Will I ever be independant, even if I try my utmost? If I try my utmost and still fail is it my fault?

Who's at fault shouldn't be what you're worried about. What's so bad about taking responsibility for what goes wrong in your life anyway?

If I try my utmost and die, was that fair? If life isn't fair, should I be expected to not become unfair myself?

You are not life. Life is random and can seem unfair. You are a human, an individual. What you do is up to you, and you alone.

Oh no, what started as another prank submission has turned into a whining rant. Should I clear the boxes and pack up and leave? Probably. Will I? Hmm... nope.. better use the copy command on this part cause if it auto-rejects the application I'd have to retype it all! Aren't I so childishly clever? No wonder you tell me you hear my parents calling me. Hehehehe. I'm so lame.

Why was it so important for you to contact us? Why do you seek rejection? You are really hurting and should actively seek help.

One Liner:
Hmm... tell me if this sucks.

Okay. It sucks.

If you don't want to hear what I think then don't associate with me, period.

That's the plan.



Email : wahwahwah@rider.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Anger, annoyance, hairballs, disgruntled, pms, absolute hatred for men

It's like a gruesome shopping list.

One Liner:
My own mother calls me a bitch cuz I constantly rip on men.

Try not talking about them so much.



Email : supposedly NOT wahwahwah@rider.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
cuz I write mean things on my wipe board

How impressive. You can write, "You're a doodyhead."

One Liner:
cuz I hate men...plain fact that I hate men and I think they're assholes

How much time do you waste talking about something that you supposedly hate?



Email : looney@juno.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im heartless and i'm a bitch...im sorry if you cant accept it but as far as im concerned you can lick my ass......have a nice day! =) if i hate you you know it... if i like you im still a bitch... it comes with the territory. i am me... does that make me a bitch?.... answer now or the bitch dies...

Deafening silence in the hopes that she'll follow through and kill herself.

yea i probably does.. o well (evil grin)

No matter how you slice this sentence, it doesn't make any sense.

One Liner:
bitch bitch, moan moan, cry me a fucking river and i'll build you a bridge so you can get over it.

You had to copy this from somewhere because you're not this coherent.



Email : goofball@cinci.rr.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am all was right when it come to asshole men. Woman are all was right,

All was = always. Just so you know. Some of you reading along might be smacking your heads at this point, if you weren't banging them on the walls before.

We are ten time smart than they are.

Really?

But they to fucking stupin to know that.

You should be able to relate to that one.

Fuck shopping that woman are spone to be good at want the hell is that.

Funny you say, "the hell is that?" I'm saying that myself.

don't tell me want I good at.

Is there such a thing?

I think men are the silly thing put on earth. Let get real here. there pick up line are funny as hell.

I know something funnier.

One Liner:
I think men are the funny thing put on earth.

You're just a clown to amuse me.



Email : original blend@aaconcagua.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
* I like to show off
* I just care about me.
* I do what I want ignoring if I hurt sb`s feelings

It's just all about you.

One Liner:
i dont need to write anything "Original". Im Original!

Self-centeredness is hardly original. Neither is stupidity.



Email : kiddie stuff@AOL.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I knock old people into cement and leave them! I hit my little brother with the phone all the time! I cut my sisters hair in the middle of the nite when she was asleep! Hee Heee Ha Ha Ha

The sad thing is that she thinks this fiction is what I'm looking for.

One Liner:
Im just an evil bitch ok now get over it full stop.

You're just a kid with a fertile imagination.



Email : cheap@bluelight.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My boyfriend tells me he loves me. but we are seperated. He still pays the rent, but I do the utillities, food, ect. It still amounts to $150.00 less than he pays. He still comes over for sex.

Basically you've sold squatter's rights to your pussy for the price of your rent.

One Liner:
He's a drunken idiot, enough said!!!

You are still sleeping with him.



Email : only@flirting.ph

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm one kick-ass chick
Don't take shit from nobody
Ain't got time for losers
And stand up for what I believe in

Sounds like a cheer.

One Liner:
I got half a heart
The other one's up my ass

ůso your head won't be lonely.



Email : vengeful and bleeding@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I have learned through my experiences. I was not always a heartless bitch. I was quite naive until some dick screwed me over. Then when I began to notice the traits from my dick ex-boyfriend develop in my new boyfriend,I told him to either shape up or ship out, and when he didn't shape up, I dumped him. He cried. (and cried and cried) However, I couldn't find any reason that I should get back together with him, except than I just thought he was pathetic. This is when my heartless bitchiness was born. I hope it has fully developed because since then I have been screwed over numerous times. Things seem to have changed. I think I elude some sort of man-hater vibe,

You're eluding, that's for sure.

however I don't necessarily hate men; I just don't trust them. I have developed apathy. Whatever I do, I do it for me. I like to look good so I look good. I like to exercise so I exercise. I like to eat a lot so I eat a lot. And if some asshole has a problem with any of the above, I really couldn't care less.

You're not a Heartless Bitch, you're damaged goods in disguise. You should be growing because of you, not despite the men that hurt you. There is a difference.

One Liner:
"Where is the love that I'm looking to find? It's all in me, can't you see? It's all in me." -Nelly Furtado

If only you believed this.







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