by JadeSyren
For the Week of May 17th, 1999
Name: Amanda
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I applied already and was rejected.
[This should have told you something...like TRY AGAIN.]
I dont have a one liner.Im
[There's a lot of things you lack...need a list?]
sorry i dont fit your idea of a heartless
bitch !my husband would beg to differ.O
[Grrr. I hate it when Bitch wannabes give me references instead of speaking for themselves.]
and scrach the sorry part!
[Nothing worse than a false apology...except maybe very poor spelling. Don't type angry.]
One Liner:
heartless bitch!im not a bitch, just heartless.
[What you are is boring me to tears.]
Name: Anais
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because i am right.
[What are you right about...pray tell?]
One Liner:
A bitch a day keeps unintelligence dickheads away
[Are you laughing here with me? Fie! Fie! Shoo unintelligence dickhead!]
Name: Candi
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because......
[Uh-oh. nuttin' spells trouble like improper ellipses, or is that ellipsi? With the exception of aol.com, webtv.com, hotmail.com and the other free sites.]
The fact that I have been through 10 boyfriends in 5 months and all of them were assholes......
[Means that you are a notoriously poor judge of character.]
The fact that i depise anyone who has ever stole my b/f away.....
[With the winners YOU pick, you should throw a party.]
The fact that i am able to tolorate the male part of the species.......(Barely)
[Point grudgingly given, she said male of the species, instead of making them a species all unto themselves...but she lost it for all the misspelling...yikes!]
I think that we are all heatless bitches because we have to put up with all of
[WHO'S a Heatless Bitch?]
the other peoples crap including the 48% males and the 45% females who dont see our point of view!!!!!
[Times like this make me wonder where she got those statistics.]
One Liner:
The reason god made women last was so he could perfect.
[Perfect...what? His stroke? Dance step? Poem? What? Waitaminnit, maybe perfect ISN'T a verb here...]
Name: Danyi
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I AM A
HEARTLESS BITCH
BECAUSE . . .
~ Guys think they
rule everything, and that a woman is only meant to be alive as a
sex toy
[Blanket statements just bore me to tears on the average day. This one has me laughing. I'm also editing her space abundance. Why she needed to quadruple space is beyond me.]
~ My best friend has about 8 guys who like her, and she turns
them all down, then asks "Where's my boyfriend?!"
[I'm still deciphering this one. How does this make HER a HB?]
~ The male gender only wants big breasts
[On them? I don't know many guys that want to wear them.]
~ People created magazines like YM and Seventeen to bring people
down
[You see the age, don't you? No, Danyi, they created them to make money on the gullible youth.]
~ They don't make cool looking clothes over size of, ummm, 2?
[Where do you shop?]
~ Guys think they are way more perverted then females (love to
tell you, that is untrue)
[Any Heartless Bitch can tell you what's wrong with this, and the rest of, your statements...but I'm not gonna. So there.]
~ What is SEX? What's so special about it?
[Wha-wha-what? You've been making all these statements about sexuality and you don't have any foundation on which to base all of your air-headed opinions?]
~ I don't cook, I don't clean, I don't do
windows!
[Oh, who the fuck DOES?]
One Liner:
~ I thought I was talking, not you
Name: Jeny
UserID : Jason
[I sometimes bounce those that have their boyfriend's name as their ID. He's the center of her small, small little world.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't cry at sad soppy movies... I get rid of relationships that i dont care about, with out whining about it for months... I do, serously, have PMS 24-7...
I kick the ass's of my Boyfriends X's becuse they cant deal with it and get on
[Yet another little hopeful that doesn't know the difference between PLURAL and POSSESSIVE.]
with there lives... And lastly I dont give a shit about the sad little goth
[This coming from someone with a quote by Anton LaVey in her AOL profile.]
chics with scars on there wrists, and pills in there hands... Take the pills,
[AIIE! It's the their-there-they're bug. Automatic rejection.]
slit your wrists... i dont give a crap you manson loveing cunt!! i dont care.
[Sure you do. That's why you mentioned it.]
One Liner:
Jason(my man) has a big dick and Virgina (the poor little mansonite goth girl
who wants evryone to feel sorry for her) is a Cunt!!
[Um, you misspelled Vagina and we already KNEW that was a Cunt. You also misspelled IS, it's the word following (my man).]
Name: Nicole
UserID : yo mama
[ooooh. Almost as bad as using a boyfriend's name for a password. Definitely a warning sign.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
if the meek shall inherit the earth, it's only after a bitch like me gets through with it. I bleed for five days a month and don't die, so be afraid, be VERY afraid.........A slut is a girl who'll sleep with anyone, but a BITCH is a girl who'll sleep with anyone but you....
As a bona fide heartless bitch, I believe that retroactive abortions are a valid option for dickless wonders.
[You have to do more than button/bumper-sticker me to get in, you know.]
One Liner:
Assholes like you who think that you know everything are very annoying to bitches like me who do.
[The only reason you know anything is because you cut and pasted from HBI. What part of "Be ORIGINAL" did you NOT get?]
Name: Sierra
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have all the snivelling, revolting, pansy-ass, irresponsible,
thumb-sucking, incompetant "momma's boy"s and "daddy's
little girl"'s in my ASS and I'm not afraid
to say so.
[Isn't that painful?]
One Liner:
Why the HELL do men think that women wear miniskirts just
for the purpose of easy access for men?
[Obviously you wear one for easier removal of all those unwanted people freeloading in your ass.]
Name: i ritchie
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i'm a heartless bitch because when women get sick they have to carryon
there daily routine but when a man gets sick they have to take a week off
work and have everything catered to them and that really makes me mad.so
some people say that i'm a heartless bitch because i won't give a man any
simpathy when there are sick and thats why they think i'm heartless
One Liner:
well if your looking for simpathy its between shit and siphlis in the
dictionary!
[Obviously doesn't use that dictionary much, does she?]
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