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The Weak of the Week
(The best of the worst Heartless Bitches Membership Applications)
by JadeSyren
One of the best parts of this job (Bitch Bouncer) is wading through
some of the funniest
concepts of what people think Bitch
means. Most of them are rejected for exhibiting a complete lack of grammatical capability - it's hard to believe
someone isn't a card-carrying member of the weak-minded underclass when they have trouble with even the most basic
forms of written communication. (Yes, I would make exceptions in cases where English isn't the native tongue...
but that generally isn't a problem. In my experience, the English as a Second Language folks tend to speak and
write English better than WE do. Sad but true.) Usually, applicants exhibit poor grammar by demonstrating a pronounced
inability to understand the following rudimentary concepts:
- That A LOT is TWO words
- The THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE bug.
- The intricate difference between TO, TOO and TWO.
- Cre-8-tiv spelling...(this means U)
- The home of the "capslock" key.
We've decided that this is just too much of a good thing to keep to ourselves,
so here they are...the Weak of the Week.
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