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Just because I'm fat...
(Apr 14, 2008)
by "Large Marge"
I'm a woman and I'm fat.
After you stop gasping in
horror, grow the fuck up and deal with it. You don't
buy my food, my clothes, nor do you fill my car with
gas so piss on your self-righteous indignation. I pay
for my own health care so stop trying to blame me for
your rising insurance premiums. I'm tired of hearing
your false platitudes about how I should lose weight
for my health. Stop ASSuming I don't eat healthy food
and exercise just because I'm fat. While you're at
it, stop ASSuming thin people are always healthy too.
If you don't like the way I look stop whining; do the
adult thing and simply look away. Contrary to what
you've been told, I don't have an unspoken obligation
to please your eyes. And for your information I bathe
at least once a day during the Winter, and twice a day
during the Summer so stop curling your nose up. The
only thing that stinks around here is your putrid
attitude. Screwing your face up like that only makes
me look even better because baring your teeth in
disgust makes you look like a rabid hairless
chihuahua.
No, I don't hate skinny bitches. All true bitches are
worthy of respect. It's superficial skinny cunts I
can't stand, right along side superficial fat fucks.
Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I have to listen to
you whine about your eating disorder to prove I am not
prejudiced against thin people. I have my own eating
habits to keep in check without being burdened by
someone else's deliberate food fuck ups. I'm fat, not
a professional sympathizer for the self-labeled
"pretty people" who throw up, starve, snort coke, or
do whatever stupid things to stay thin. I'm not
anti-thin, I'm anti-enabling people to act stupid
without criticism.
Being fat doesn't mean I have to prove my worth by
nurturing everyone; including every professional
victim and fuckwit that thinks my precious time should
be spent listening to their complaints of the
unfairness of the Universe. Just because I'm fat it
doesn't mean I drop everything I'm doing right then
and there because you feel entitled to consolation on
my big fat boobs. My big fat boobs aren't nearly big
enough to console all the shitheads of the world, so
space is exclusively reserved for the people who
really do deserve my sympathy.
No, I don't want to meet any loser friends of your
boyfriends who can't find a date. Just because I'm
fat, it doesn't mean I'm less than a woman and
therefore deserve less than a real man. Save your
pathetic substandard matchmaking for the whacked out
druggie twit across the street. Maybe she'll have a
use for the bitter, broke, and divorced sod you have
handy.
While I'm on the subject, just because I'm fat it
doesn't mean I should date old, butt ugly, or used up
men because they think fat chicks are easy and can't
get any better. I'm fat, not an alternative fuck to
settle for; nor am I a fan of self-debasing sex.
Being fat doesn't mean I'm obligated to entertain
rejected men until the woman of their dreams comes
along. Being fat also doesn't mean I'm so desperate
for male attention I'll take it from someone who
graduated with my grandfather.
Don't think calling yourself a chubby chaser will make
me feel flattered, or more confident in your
attraction to me. If you aren't attracted to my
personality; then you're just as superficial as the
himbos chasing after skinny cunts. If you really do
get wood from fat girls, then you won't need to
announce it. I'll find out one way or another when I
see what kind of girls you check out on a habitual
basis. Dismissing my bad reaction as petty jealousy
just reinforces the fact that you tried to get into my
pants by being a lying piece of shit. And no, liking
just my personality is not enough to move on to a
sexual level. Just because I'm fat it doesn't mean I
don't deserve real attraction, passion, or lust. I
don't want someone to claim me now because they think
I'll lose weight later and live up to their typical
expectations.
Many people are offended at the notion that I, a fat
woman, won't settle for less than an attractive,
financially-able partner. However, I am offended that
people think it's acceptable that fat men get
attractive women while I'm expected to settle for
ground beef when prime rib is available. I'm VERY
offended that people think I should have to lose
weight in order to deserve an attractive mate, good
sex, and a happy emotionally healthy life. I'm also
VERY offended that people think fat women should feel
grateful that any man would give them the time of day,
therefore asking for more is inherently wrong. Do you
know what would make me grateful? If all those people
would fall of the face of the fucking planet.
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