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How to be a Compleat Dweeb In 14 Emails or Less...Part 2

So eventually, THIS little missive arrives in my inbox:

From: Cat
Subject: Ammunition

This is boring me a little. [Oh, dear. I didn't realize I was put on this
planet to entertain you! Silly me!]
No witty retorts? You gave up on
trying to defeat me too quickly, trying to defend yourself somehow. No big
smear campaigns. No threats. Just giving up.[Just refusing to give you the
attention you so desperately crave]
So here we go, here's some
ammunition. Use it or not. I guess I was thinking that maybe you tell
all your buddies that what I tell you is full of crap cos its all
anonymous.[No, we think it's crap because it's rife with neurotic rambling
and specious arguments]
Well, sure, it was security. But you have been a
really poor challenge for me. I am terribly disappointed. [Whatever gave this
lunatic the delusion that I'd CARE what he thinks?]
So here we go.

Email addresses: [Cat, darling, I'm not going to email you at ANY addresses.]
Webpages:
[Judiciously removed so as Not to inflict them on anyone else. but mostly so we don't give our dear boy the attention he so desperately craves]
Name: [Yeah, right. Like I care.]
Age: 23 Gender: Male
Occupation: depends on who you ask
[But I thought you said you were a psychologist!]

Pictures: [I don't need to see you, and neither does anyone else. You just don't get it - I don't CARE. Except to make fun of you here. Bwahahahahahaha!]
More information available on me, character references etc, available by
searching for:

human rights, witchcraft, talkers, philosophy, religion.
[You left out: paranoid delusional psychotics, conspiracy, alt.nuthouse
alt.unresolved.issues.with.ex-girlfriend, alt.support.mental-disorders, and
alt.support.i.was.toilet-trained.too.early]


You should find that quite a few people have already gone to great
lengths to try to destroy me, to try to bring me down.["You'll find
that I suffer from delusions of grandeur"]
But you will also
find that not a single one had any evidence. And that they all did so
because I had endangered what they were trying to do. Your threats and
intimidation might work on some people, but not on little old me.
[Threats? Intimidation? Boy is THIS kid paranoid or what?!]

Oh yeah, some things that people find out about me, that they think are
great scandals, which in fact I am quite proud of.
[But are you proud of that AWFUL grammar?]

1. One of my ex-gfs, the one who claimed me to be an "emotional
blackmailer", hired someone to come after me and try to kill me. A hit
man. The entire emotional blackmailer claim was to cover up what she was
truly trying to do. She had a number of problems which she felt would be
resolved by getting rid of me. [YOU being one of them, no doubt.]
I was helping her to deal with them, but ["I didn't bugger off like she
asked me to"]
then a little demon in her head came out and said no, he
could stop us [from living a happy, carefree life - because he won't fucking leave me alone!].

2. Yes indeed I do wear women's clothing on occasion. Even have
considered going through a sex change operation.
[Thank-you for sharing. I can't tell you how much I DIDN'T need
to know this.]


3. Yes indeed I have had several lovers, even several at a time. But I
do not cheat on them. They are always informed of everything, and all
agree with it all before getting involved. Despite what some people
might think, there are a great many polyamorous people about.
[You are precisely the kind of flake that gives polyamory a bad name.]

4. Yes indeed I am occasionally involved in sado-masochistic activities.
It is not my whole life, it is something that I do for fun, as an
alternative to regular same old things.[like obsessively emailing total
strangers, crying out for attention]


5. Yes indeed I believe that I can do many fantastic, magical things,
but no, I do not expect you to just believe it. [I believe you are a
nutcase. Is that enough?]
If you are interested,[which I am not]
I would prove it to you. And I conduct classes in which I teach others how to
do them. ["How to Make Yourself a Complete Nuisance in 10 Easy Steps
(or 15 emails), Which Ever Comes First"]


6. Yes indeed I have been betrayed by my friends. Yes I have found
people who I cared about and trusted above all else take that trust and
use it to hurt me.[Wah. Fucking wah.]

You can say what you like, do what you like. [Oh, thank-you great lord
for that permission!]
You aren't going to fool me, intimidate me, or
abuse me. ["Though I wish you'd try! (Especially the abuse part. I get
off on that."]
Go ahead and tell lies to people under
some guise of helping people. Sooner or later they are going to see
through you. The number that are already sitting there laughing at you
is incredibly high. And others who are ashamed to be involved with you.
[Hmmm... it seems that the object of this paragraph is our own little "Cat"
suffering, perhaps, from a bit of "transference"?]


I had thought that maybe you were trying to do something good here.
Trying to help people. [Now, this kills me. WHERE on HBI did it say
*anything* about being helpful? We ain't Dear Fucking Abbey, y'know!"]

To stop them from getting abused all of the time.
Yet instead, you come out and attack someone every time that they find
any faults.[Nah, we attack nut-cases, morons, delusional losers and
self-appointed "defenders of the weak" - and you fall into all 4 categories!]

I come to you with no ulterior motives.["Except to get attention, and
transfer my own self-loathing onto someone else."]
I come to you merely
because I see something which needs helping and I offer my help. ["And
I think that at the age of 23, I know it all, and am therefore eminently
qualified to tell other people how to live their lives."]
I
produce these details of who I am so that you can see it all. Write to
me. Send some hitman over to beat my head in. Put awful hideous madeup
details about me smeared up all over your page. ["Beat me, whip me,
make me lick your boots! Do Anything, but just PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"]

But it still won't help you. How does that help you?

You know what you are trying to do here. [You do? Oh thank God! I
was so CONFUSED!]
To bring strength to others. [To draw looney-tunes
out of the woodwork and laugh at them]

Bring strength to them with a solid base, not with arguments which are
littered with holes.[Damn. Just when I think he'll FINALLY start talking
about me, he starts talking about himself again!]


Take what you will from this. I am just trying my best here.
[Buddy, you define the word "obessive"]

Despite what you might think, I never wanted to hurt you or anyone else.
[Can you just see the head flipped back, the wrist held to the forehead?]
I only want to help everyone.[Help us all: Crawl back under that rock.]

Bye

Cat



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