| A is for Another. | If this lover isn't right for me, I'll find another.
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| B is for Better. | The next one will have to be better than the last.
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| C is for Clingy. | A most unattractive trait in a man OR woman.
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| D is for Dumper, | which feels better than being the dumpee.
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| E is for Ego. | The place to aim your best shot.
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| F is for Fucked. | During the relationship he'll be well-fucked, and afterwards, he'll feel pretty well fucked.
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| G is for Gag. | He better not gag me, or I might bite.
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| H is for Happiness, | which is what I know how to supply for myself.
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| I is for Illegal. | If he's into shit, he's not worth shit. Give him the boot and don't look back.
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| J is for Jacking Off, | which is what he can do if he doesn't have time for foreplay.
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| K is for Knee. | Useful for discouraging unwanted advances.
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| L is for Little. | Beware of little men with little penises. They tend to have big complexes.
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M is for Money
and Mama's. | Love is no excuse for getting stupid about money. And a Mama's boy is ALWAYS a bad risk.
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| N is for Never. | Once trust is broken, never look back.
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| O is for Orgasm. | See 'H'. This too, is attainable by oneself.
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P is for Pleasure
and Pain. | In a relationship, there should be lots more of the former than there is of the latter.
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| Q is for Quality. | It's better to hold out for a quality relationship.
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| R is for Ridiculous. | The idea of letting a relationship de-rail you is simply ridiculous.
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| S is for Stupid. | If it's making you stupid, it isn't real love.
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| T is for Thinking. | Don't forget to do your own damned thinking!
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| U is for Underhanded. | What it's okay to be when the going gets tough.
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| V is for Viciously | ...the way to protect your children, your sanity and your physical well-being.
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| W is for Wild! | Live your life with passion!
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| X is for Xenophobe. | Beware the ones with narrow minds. They usually have restrictive ideas about what YOUR role should be.
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| Y is for Yucky. | I feel yucky when I start getting slowly sucked into manipulative-type bullshit.
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| Z is for zzzzzzz. | ....A nice long nap, 'cause there ain't no man worth losing sleep over.
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