(Updated: July 10, 2000)
A Compendium of hurl-worthy comments and experiences from the readers
of Heartless Bitches International
Anyone anywhere who thinks that "because she/he is smaller, younger, etc"
is reason enough to allow name-calling, hitting or any other kind of abuse
from one child to another. Especially if the situation is a girl doing it
to a boy.
That new Coca Cola commercial on TV, on bus stations and on the radio. You
know, "Buy a Coke, get a card, get a deal?" Where they have a bunch of
teenage girls pulling down their tank tops/pants a little or lifting their
shirts/skirts a little, to show some skin (oh, and the Coke card of
course) to get a deal? "You are such a flirt! *squeal!* *giggle*"
Please! Talk about encouraging guys to objectify girls and encourage
girls (at their most impressionable age too!) to act this ditzy, or cute.
I get madder every time I hear/see it!
That damn snorting sound that men make. They say that they have
post-nasal drip when in fact they are dredging up mucus from somewhere
else in their bodies, swilling the goop around in their mouths and then
spitting it out in a splattering mess on the sidewalk. Who told these
guys that it's manly to be able to manipulate your own snot? And who's
the damn fool who came up with the post-nasal drip excuse!?
The regional manager who informed me that my job evaluation will be based
solely on "teamwork" with another woman who has repeatedly shown that she
is too immature to understand, let alone participate in "teamwork".
Women who feel it is their job to take care of their man, because he is
"their baby." Oh please! If he is old enough to get married, he is old
enough to wipe his own ass, and the female of concern is old enough to
realize that she doesn't NEED to pamper a man to validate her worth.
The porno chicks that have breasts that are bigger than the rest of their
body parts put together. God, I am a guy and don't know what having
breasts is like, but I am sure-as-fuck that she has trouble sleeping!
(how do they bend over without falling down?)
Girls who write "I love (whoever)" all over their stuff, and when they break
up, the girl crosses out his name and writes the new boyfriend's name.
Fat men wearing speedos. (ugh)
Sweat pants... jiggly!
People that help disabled people, just to look like they are a good person, when
they are not.
People who yell wrestling terms when anything happens...."oh you're getting
the smackdown!"
The hairdresser that told me I'm "too heavy" to get my hair cut short. Oh
please, like if I grow it nice and long no one will notice that my stomach
is more like a keg than a six-pack. God forbid a fat woman should have her
own ideas about beauty and style.
"because you're worth it"
Cosmetics that promise night performance, extra strenght or deep
penetration. Or are extra gentle, take care of me etc. I might use
cosmetics, but I don't want to start a relationship with them.
My work colleague who is full of stories about her deprived childhood and
sad life, using them a means of pulling on peoples' heartstrings for her
own gain. Open your eyes and look at how hard people have work to achieve
the positions they hold and the wages that go with them, and stop trying to make
others feel guilty and responsible for your welfare and happiness.
The guy in the long line at the Amusement Park who
touches, licks, kisses, and feels up his girlfriend in front of me and my young kids, because he
thinks he is some kind of casanova, and the girlfriend lets him because it
because it makes her feel like a sex kitten. Message to couple: Get
out of Line, go get in your car, go to a motel and fuck... My kids and I
came to ride the roller coaster, not to watch you ride each other...
Dumb, drug-addict, alcoholic guys that haven't even finished high school
and expect to pick up intelligent young women in college. My friends and
I may be YOUNGER, but we're much SMARTER, too. And no, the fact that you
can drink a 24 case of beer without throwing up does not impress us.
The fact that any time I talk to one of my friends nowadays, she's talking
about her boyfriend, what he did, habits that piss her off, etc. I want
my INTERESTING friend with hobbies outside of her boyfriend back!
Those trendy backless tops.
The tactless jerk that walked up to me on the street and asked me if I'd
like to go and have sex right then. Then he wanted to know WHY I said no.
Standards? What are those?
"Guy" movies where the scantily-clad beautiful little bimbo (tm) that gets
rescued by the oh-so-macho hero shooting every bad guy in sight (tm)
IMMEDIATELY decides "Oh, what a man this guy is!" and sleeps with him.
Blech.
Similarly, "chick flicks" with repulsively romantic plot lines.
Couples who use the same email address. Besides the fact that it's
confusing as hell, and makes emailing either one of them privately an
impossibility -- it gives me the heebie-jeebies that anyone would permit
someone else to usurp their editorial authority and allow another (their
s.o. or whatever) to post or send individual thoughts while ascribing them
to BOTH people. It's as though they are saying that by virtue of their
partnership, they've decided that their BRAINS have become melded
together. Yick. Merging bank accounts is scary enough.
This is particularly annoying on Usenet when Whiner A's posts indicate
that the author is "Whiner A & MY WIFE." Let's all stand on our very own
little hush puppies; email correspondence and newsgroup postings ain't
like holiday greeting cards, Mr. and Ms. Cu-pe-doll. p.s. Dad - this
means you!
Worse is when one overly possessive partner emails someone else from their
*private* account and then hand-signs it "from me AND MY S.O." Yak! And
is your S.O. aware of what you're signing his or her name to? Didn't
think so. That's why he/she has their OWN f'ing email address, loser.
Having 14 and over sizes being referred to as "women" sizes. You have to
be considered fat in our society to be called a woman?
Being told "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight." FUCK THAT. I'm
pretty now.
Any girl that waits around for her boyfriend to call, bases her life
around her boyfriend, and ignores her friends in the process.
Any girl who acts like sex is so great that she doesn't "have to"
masturbate. Screw that, she probably isn't comfortable enough with her sexuality and
her body to masturbate because if she did she'd feel differently.
Any girl who stays with a guy because she thinks she can't find anyone
better.
Any person who expects me to give them warm fuzzies because we have to
work together and I'm not what or who they expected. Ask me the same whiny
ass question again, and you may not get the answer you thought you would.
Could I run the place without you? HELL YES. Do I know what to do with
your carcass? HELL YES. Ask me another...
Radio personalities who repeat things they've read in the National
Enquirer. Please! The average IQ in this town is pretty low to begin with,
please do not help lower it!
Stupid friend who calls me in tears every 6-8 months when he dumps her.
Happens like clockwork, but she won't even get a better job because more
hours would mean more time NOT to be available for him. Then she gets mad
at me when I won't listen to it for the 7th/8th/etc. time, because she
"looooves him and if you only understood..." Oh, I understand, TOTALLY.
Fuckwit.
The waitress who said "yous" everytime she came to our table.
Game shows, of any sort. Regardless of the rats and slugs, Survivor is
still a game show. The biggest prize is the wasted hours we spend watching
and talking about it, and the real winners are the TV networks and
advertisers.
Trendy TV and the people who think I should watch it. So what if you and
hundreds of thousands of other Americans watched the same show--it's still
just a show. GET OFF YOUR COUCH POTATO ASS AND DO SOMETHING.
Sports or TV stars who complain about $ ** million not being enough.
Enough for what? If I can live on near poverty wages, you can suck it up
and take your pity party some place else, like to that deserted island,
without the camera crew and a boat home, so you can feed the rats.
The fact that since I am a feminist, I stand up for myself, listen to
"different" music, and don't reply to guys whistling and making derogatory
remarks people think I must be a lesbian... no honey, I just have values...
The one thing that *really* makes me want to vomit my intestines out is
when my shrink tells me I'm not happy because I don't have a boyfriend.
Big fucking deal. "Oh no! I don't have a big strong masculine boyfriend
to make me feel all better!" God forbid the theRAPEist give me *actual*
help and get over the lack of boyfriend thing. I'm not clinically
depressed because I don't have a boyfriend, I don't need one to complete
my life, and I don't need to listen to fuckwitted wankers like you to
judge whether or not I'm surrounded in testosterone, dammit!
The Disney channel
Stiletto sandals, especially the ones without ankle straps
People who wear way too much perfume or cologne (especially on airplanes)
oh yeah that's really sexy...
Secretaries at my company who complain constantly that the scientists and
engineers don't dress well enough.
People who drive brand new monster SUV's and then whine about the cost of
gas.
Pink iMacs
Galyan's Sporting Goods where no clothing for women is larger than a 12.
Beanie Babies
Furbies
People who spend several thousand dollars on a computer that they have no
clue how to operate.
Any facial cosmetic surgery that involves injecting botulism into your
skin to make it look younger.
Wonderbras
Women who claim to be feminists, but scream hatred of men.
Women who claim to be feminists, but denigrate a woman choosing to be a
stay-at-home mother.
Ricki Lake
Kathy Lee Gifford
Jerry Springer and all his marvelously intelligent guests.
Anything containing Nutra-Sweet.
The acronym, "BBW" for Big Beautiful Women. We are fat! We are not an
acronym that no one understands.
Teletubbies
Barney (he is the evil one)
Television shows like "Xena" that puts female warriors in the most
impractical clothing for combat. (Callisto's entire torso is exposed for
goodness sake!)
Pairing much older actors with very young actresses. For example, any
current Bruce Willis, Sean Connery or Harrison Ford movie.
Giggly teenage girls without a brain cell to share.
The famous people who don't have to pay for their crimes. The sports
stars (role models to young people) who get arrested for drug possession,
rape, assault, spousal abuse and get off with a slap on the wrist. And of
course, the judges and/or dimwitted jury that let them. What kind of
message are we sending to everyone, that breaking the law is o.k. if you
have money?
Trendy tree-huggers who eat no meat, recycle everything but their own
kneecaps, wear 100% hemp clothes, then breed 3 or 4 designer American
consumer babies to overpopulate their beloved earth.
Anyone who thinks that if he isn't promising a ring and ceremony I should
keep my legs together, and if I don't, I'm a whore. Also, anyone who
thinks that because I enjoy sex (and have been lucky enough to find a
terrific lover) that I'm lying to myself and allowing him to lie to me. A
healthy, honest relationship can involve great sex, mutual respect and
caring without being headed toward marriage or destruction.
My brother who stomps about when anyone is even remotely less than loving
to his girlfriend, but who will be disrespectful to me and to my man
because "Sis, we weren't raised that way." As if by sheer virtue of being
male, he can screw his girlfriend raw, but it's wrong for me, a woman, to
have a lover.
People who think that motherhood, womanhood and adulthood are all separate
and not equal states of being. I am all three and know I am much more
interesting for it.
My family who believes that anyone not originally from this
one-horse-and-the-horse-died-town is evil and not to be trusted.
Women who screw up and blame everyone and anyone else. Especially the
Former Assistant Manager at the store I work at. I DID NOT TAKE YOUR
JOB--YOU LOST IT, AND I GOT IT. DEAL WITH IT. I watched you NOT do your
job, and that's why I now have MY JOB.
My neighbors who think that "kids will be kids" and it's okay for their
kids to beat on my child, leave garbage in my yard, bring their dog to my
yard to shit.
People who expect store clerks to be mind readers. I AM NOT A PSYCHIC FRIEND. Either tell me what you want when you come into
my store, or be polite when you don't get it. Be as specific as you need
to be. There are too many kind of cigarettes for us to play "Is this it?"
Saying "Marlboro 100's box" hasn't killed anyone yet. Oh, and guys, MOVE
YOUR LIPS WHEN YOU TALK. It's annoying to me and everyone else behind you
in line me off when I have to ask you to repeat yourself, and all those
people behind you will move their lips, know what they want and are even
willing to tell me, so I can do my job. And ladies, bring your ID--I don't
care how often you get into the clubs without it, I need to see it to sell
you your cigarettes in this state, and appeasing your cute little ass
isn't worth the $10,000 fine and losing my job.
If the sign says Free Coffee With Purchase, the key phrase is WITH
PURCHASE. If you want to complain about my coffee, choice of snacks, the
condition of the newspaper you aren't buying, etc, IT'S CALLED A STORE FOR
A REASON. All those price tags mean something to those of us from this
planet. And you don't spend enough money in my store for me to notice if
the door does hit you on the ass when you leave.
People who pee on the seat. Yes, women do it too --
hover six inches above the toilet seat because they're
paranoid about germs (when you're less likely to get
sick from a toilet than you are from a refrigerator
door) and then waltz off, leaving the next toilet-user
to risk illness wiping up the mess. THIS IS WHAT THE
PAPER COVERS ARE FOR, PEOPLE!
People who saddle children with ghastly trendy names
like "Tyler" or "Pierce" or "Brittany".
Men on the street who yell at me about how I should be
smiling. As if I owe it to a total stranger to look
happy! Please. You wanna make me happy, SHUT THE HELL
UP.
Any product supposed to cause "freshness". Unless it's
fabric softener.
People who habitually point out the brutally obvious,
i.e. "You're so tall!" or "You're so skinny!' or "Your
hair is blue!" My God, call CNN, I had NO IDEA!
Dr Laura. Dr Laura. Dr. Laura.
People who confuse manners and civility with weakness;
likewise people who think they're being so un-PC and
liberated and worthy of respect when in fact they are
merely graceless boors.
On the PC tip: people who dismiss the political
beliefs of others with a derisive "Oh, you're being so
PC." PC never was PC to begin with and certainly isn't
now! If you can't address someone's viewpoint with
anything but "that's PC," you lose. Sorry.
People who say "nuculer" instead of "nuclear", or
write "hoard" when they mean "horde".
The assumption, perpetrated by the majority of
prime-time television, that all men are ignorant
sports-obsessed lunks who only want to sit around
scratching themselves, and that all women are all
whiny, neurotic nags out to ruin men's fun. "Home
Improvement," I am looking at YOU.
This one is US-specific: Mother's Day. If our culture
as a whole gave a damn about mothers, we would have
instituted a living wage, publicly funded childcare
and Social Security for stay-at-home moms; instead we
pat ourselves on the back for dropping millions on
brooches and nightgowns, and continue screwing over
mothers right and left.
Christians who, when challenged to moral or
philosophical debate, cry that as Christians they are
victims of persecution. Even worse: same who liken the
so-called "persecution' of Christians to the
Holocaust. Cheese with that whine? I had relatives die
by the dozen in the Holocaust -- don't you even _dare_
compare yourself to them because I disagree with you
on politics or theology!
Anything that refers to any kind of food consumption
as "sinful" or "decadent".
Men who assume just because you are not interested in them you must be
gay.
The jokes about Janet Reno's looks. HELLO?! Since when did one get to be
Attorney General through a beauty contest? Someone please make fun of all
the Fat, Bald male politicians who make congress look like it was hit with
an ugly stick! Or is being beautiful strictly a woman's job?
The fact then when I enter a chatroom with my nickname Shag and start
talking people automatically assume I'm a guy. When I claim I'm a woman
(which I have to do regularly) they remark that I'm speak very masculinely
in a rather disdain manner. When they mean masculine they mean that I
ACTIVELY participate! It's a chat room for god's sake! What am I SUPPOSED
to do? Why should men control the conversation? F*ck the world view what
women should be seen and not heard, maybe if more women were heard this
world would be better!
When I see guys who dog chicks, get upset when the same
thing happens to their own sister... Ohhh, it was fine when you did it to
someone _else's_ sister, but... now you're upset because someone else is taking
your lil' baby sis down the road to Pissville...
When parents rush their little "bundles of joy" off to the emergency room in
the hospital the second their child is the slightest bit ill. There are
FAMILY DOCTORS and WALK-IN CLINICS to deal with your child's sniffles or
fever. Let the people who are obviously in need of emergency care (stab
wound victims, people doubled over in agony) have it.
People who flirt with married people, be they male or female. I get
annoyed when men flirt with me, even though I wear a wedding ring, an
engagement ring, and a diamond anniversary band (given to me by a very loving
husband, as a complete surprise, I might add). Isn't it obvious, especially
when my husband and I are walking with our arms around each others' waists,
that I'M NOT INTERESTED? And girls, my husband is oblivious to
flirting... I ought to know, I had to practically hit him over the head when
I was trying to flirt (once, and never again... too much work!). If he's
snuggled up next to me, what makes you think he's interested in you? P.S.,
it's not like he doesn't wear his wedding band.... it's there, it's obvious,
and you're ignoring it why? On the flip side, I hate it when married people
still flirt with others. If this is supposed to be your partner for life,
that you married because he/she is your "true love" then why are you still
flirting with other people? I'm not talking about getting or giving an
appreciative once-over-let's face it, we all look. I'm talking about
blatant, outright, trying to hit on someone flirting.
People who assume I intimidate my daughter because she
is well-behaved in public, and not running wild like THEIR kids are. Excuse
me, I work hard to make sure my daughter is a decent human being, who
respects the rights of others. I also teach her to speak her mind, thank you
very much, by telling her that her opinion matters. No, I don't abuse her, I
just expect her to have manners. Just because you don't teach your children
manners doesn't mean I do the same thing, or that I am abusing my daughter.
When she grows up, and takes no shit from anyone, and still manages to have
manners, she will leave a lot of people shaking their heads and wondering who
this well-mannered bitch is......JUST LIKE I DO. It's a fine line between
not backing down, and having the ability to not repulse people by your nasty
personal habits. Just because you aren't afraid to belch in public, spit in p
public, lip off to anyone for little or no reason rather than save it for the
important stuff, and generally treat other people like shit does NOT mean you
are a powerful woman. In fact, it makes me want to ridicule you with my
friends, because you are making such a fool out of yourself.
The fact that because I am white and date African-American and Latino men, people try to suggest that I'm a) too ugly for a
white man, b) a skeevy slut, or c) a succubus out to steal "all the good men"
from women of color. I'm thin, pretty, conservative, and don't find white
men attractive. Deal with it.
Women who only focus on their bf's pleasure and requests instead of their own.
Sappy girl bands who in every interview defensively bring up the
fact that they play/write their own songs, as if this was a huge
novelty, in order to try and rent themselves a bit of credibility - in
spite of the fact that they still sound like every other sappy girl band
on earth. And the way they think wearing eyeliner and ripped jeans and
pretending to like heavy rock bands is a password to instant acceptance.
If these women put as much effort into writing songs as they do into
cultivating an image, then their music might be vaguely listenable.
Male rock bands who still think that getting drunk, taking drugs and
sleeping with thousands of women is a really cool, rebellious rock 'n'
roll thing to do, as well as an acceptable substitute for any kind of
musical talent.
People who ask me, out of nowhere, if I'm a vegetarian and when I
say yes, nod knowingly and say 'I thought so,' as if this one irrelevant
fact says more about me than any amount of getting to know me as a
person ever could. And then they'll go on and on about how not eating
meat won't stop animals from getting killed, and when I argue back
accuse me of being a self-righteous propagandist, when they were the
ones who brought up the subject and lost the argument.
When people go around in a bad mood because their horoscope
predicted that they'd have a crappy day. Because obviously astrologers
know all about your life in spite of never having met you and their
predictions are The Law, so instead of getting on with your life you
must accept that your day will be crappy and there's nothing you can do
about it.
Getting accused of having no sense of humour when I don't laugh at
racist jokes.
When people think that hissing 'hippy,' 'goth' or 'druggie' at me
under their breath as I walk past will have some kind of effect on me,
in spite of the fact that I'm none of those things and couldn't care
less about anyone stupid enough to jump to that conclusion. What are you
trying to do? Reduce me to a snivelling wreck? Start a fight? Get me to
turn up the next day having transformed my life, looks and attitude to
fit in with everybody else? Explain yourselves!
Males who are attracted to me but won't consider asking me out
because they're scared of what people would think. And females who say
they admire my confidence but won't consider standing up for themselves
in the same way, because they're scared of what people would think.
People who get away with spouting ridiculous and disgusting sexist,
homophobic, racist bullshit because they claim to be doing so in the
name of irony (hello, Bloodhound Gang, Blink 182......)
Guys who are intimidated by talented and accomplished women. Marie Claire
printed an article about what guys thought about women based on how their
rooms looked. One of the guys pointed out a neat lamp and said that he'd
be intrigued if she'd bought it, but if she said that she'd made it, he'd
probably back away. WTF?? Be proud of what these women can do! Don't
get all whiny because she has the guts to follow through with talents and
skills!
The Disney Store's icky makeup and jewellery for little girls. Be the
prettiest Disney Princess and land yourself the handsome Mr.
Less-Personality-Than-My-Horse. (Well, those weren't the exact words
they used, but you get the idea) That and the fact that the only Mulan
merchandise I can find always has those *stupid* pictures of Mulan as a
porcelain doll. She fucking hated the whole makeover thing. She's a
HERO and the best damn role model Disney ever rolled out of the Mouse
Factory. Not to mention the inspiration she's been to Chinese kids for
2000 years. None of that matters, hey? You're not worth anything
unless you get to kiss the handsome prince at the end of the movie.
Skinny friends who whinge about fat, calories and getting fat. Just eat
it, for fuck's sake!
Off-key singing, Richard Clayderman, the Titanic song and other insults
to music in general.
The fact that so many Christians conveniently neglect Jesus' teaching in
favour of all the stuff He railed against. Like legalism, dogma and
condemning everyone different from themselves. And the Puritanical idea
that any sort of fun is sinful. Get a clue, people: God put us here to
get a life, Jesus came to *give* us one.
Clothing designers that will only make muumuus and waistless wonder dresses
for anyone over size 14. For your information, I wouldn't be over size 14
except that my DDD breasts won't fit into anything else. (Some consider
them an asset -- they've never tried having them!) And stores that don't
have a "Women's" department, or those that relegate the department to the
lonely top floor with poor lighting, badly dressed mannequins (as if they
dressed up the size-8 mannequins in size-24 clothes), and moronic
salespeople who don't even know what a sundress is.
The Profiler. You'd think a show with a lead FBI female agent would
showcase a strong talented intelligent woman. In discussing a serial
killer who also abuses his wife after they've found he's had a vasectomy,
"That bastard robbed his wife the right to have a child!" Who writes for
the show? Excuse me.... that was probably the only smart thing the killer
did in that marriage. Yeah all abused women want to bring up children in a
horror household and want their kids to have murderers as fathers.
People who go out of their way to pick fights, simply because they're drunk
and think they're invincible. Alcohol is an explanation for stupid and
violent behaviour, but NOT an excuse. This goes double for people who get
drunk and abuse either a)Their significant other, b)Their children, or
c)Their pets.
The absolutely gaudy trend I've seen in women's footwear over the past few
years: I HATE shoes with two/three inch thick soles. They look stupid, and
there's very few fashionable shoes that do not look like this.
The backless shirt trend. It looks dumb, and women with a chest size larger
than a B can't wear it because they need a bra for support.
When people ask me if I'm a lesbian after finding out that I'm in an all
female band. Believe it or not, idiot, playing guitar and having all X
chromosomes does NOT affect my sexual orientation. (Shocking, isn't it?)
People who are close minded about music, and think that only the style that
THEY like is good music, regardless of if it requires actual talent or not.
Usually these same people are the types to say classical music is crap,
despite the skill it takes to compose and play it.
Stalkers. No, following a girl around wherever she goes will NOT show her
how much you like her... it'll show her how completely desperate and
disturbed you are.
The state of Ontario's health care system.
Barbie dolls, both of the living and of the non-living variety.
The color pink.
Scantily clad female comic book characters with M cup breasts (if such a
size exists), 22 inch waists, and chronically pouty lips. ESPECIALLY the
ones that only function as a love interest for the hero and make no other
contributions to the storyline.
Fat women that glare at me with laser beam eyes, appearing to all the world
as wishing to burn holes into my carcass! Especially their snide comments,
referring to bulemia! It inspires me to scream "Hey! I didn't starve myself
to become this way; it's how I am! So get over your own insecurities!
Accept yourself as you are and stop projecting your anger at society's
mistreatment of you upon me! " They are as guilty as those they've allowed to
cause their suffering - prejudging... based on appearance.
The mechanic who ignored the fact that I said the problem with my
car is that "The choke is sticking", and proceeded to direct every comment at my male
friend, only addressing me to "Turn on the car, honey" (GRRR). He Poked
around, looked at the spark plugs, and then said to my friend "Ah, looks like
the choke is sticking, you'd better take it to someone else." Hello!
I'm standing right here! I OWN the car!
The fact that getting a breast reduction leaves your boobs looking like
you were worked on by Dr. Frankenstein while having something stuck in
them leaves almost no marks at all. That just reminds me that breasts
are for men and regardless of severe back pains and udder-like
appearance, we're expected to keep them and if we refuse we have to be
mutilated just to teach us a lesson. That's bullshit.
Those stupid palmolive and dawn commercials that say "Now when you do dishes
not only are you cutting grease but you are conditioning your hands..."
Like the only way to have nice hands is too do dishes? Notice how they
always use women's hands, not men's? It's so comforting to know that people are
still thinking this way...
People who hit me in the ass and expect NOT to get beat up afterwards.
N'sync, The Backstreet boys and any other boy groups who sing cheezy love songs and can't come up
with their own lyrics.
Hollywood. Who do these people think they are? They go
to fund raisers for AIDS, child abuse, MS, etc and
think they are angels of mercy because they raise a
million bucks? Please! The combined annual income for
the guest list at one of these functions exceeds one
hundred million and that's all they could donate? They
could give a rats ass about people that are less
fortunate than them. They clearly just want to get
their picture in the latest People magazine.
The guy in the garden section of Home Despot who asks me if I need help
lifting 40 (oh my GOD) lb bags of dirt on to the cart. "Gee, I can
hardly carry myself around, much less 40 fucking pounds of dirt!" If
I need help with something, I'll ask. I am equally peeved at the sales
guy at Sears who assumed my boyfriend was looking at the mowers although
it was me who was interested. Please have the courtesy to acknowledge
everyone in the room and get over your quick judgements and stereotypes.
Women who say to me, "Wait ten years, you'll change
your mind" when I state that I don't want to have
children. Really? I will? Tell me, Mrs.
Psychic, what job will I have? How much will I be
making? Who will I be with? You already seem to know
that I'm going to expose my body to unmatchable
measures of pain, in order to produce a child I won't
want. Weirdo.
"I'm 18, and I'm expecting." The most recent
commercial I've heard, where some high-school girl is
knocked up, and trying to convince the world to take
her seriously. Hello? If you wanted the world to
take you seriously, you shouldn't have gotten
pregnant. Idiot.
The high-intelligence people who aren't having
children to propagate intelligence, and the
half-witted imbeciles who are breeding like fucking
rabbits.
Ebonics. Who coined *this* fucking term? Why are
people who mangle the language allowed to have their
own language, while immigrants have to learn English
perfectly before they can be Americans?
The fact that a store advertises "we have a selection in size zero" and
won't carry anything in my size because I'm a double digit.
The license plate "WWJD4U"
The physical therapist who suggested in all seriousness that I should
consider breast reduction surgery (from 34DD to something more socially
acceptable, I guess!). His apparent rationale: The chronic shoulder
tendonitis I have from rock climbing MUST be somehow my fault for not being
skinny enough.
Dirty older men who prey upon young girls solely for the purpose of
gratifying their sad, warped little ego.
Fat people who won't wear shorts, are pale and complain about not having a
tan, or won't travel to a nice travel spot because it's 'too hot for me'.
Come on, do you think people don't know that you're fat just because you
wear jeans and a long-sleeved shirt? I mean, you don't need to go naked
(unless you want to and it's not illegal where you live), but LIVE! If you
don't like what you have, change it or deal with it.
Two words- Professional Wrestling!
Stores which only stock dresses and shirts made for women with no breasts.
Not everyone's a DD like me, but not every shirt should be designed for an AA
sized chest. I'm sick of having to alter the largest-sized shirt just to fit
my chest -- when I'm otherwise average-sized and fit fine into the other
clothing. Also, who says every single dress in the store has to be backless
or spaghetti strapped? Some of us have to wear bras. Isn't it about time
designers made shirts specifically for those of us who have to have support
24/7?
On that same note, what makes me lose my lunch even more is when friends of
mine get married, ask me to be a bridesmaid, then pick a bridesmaid dress
that will only fit the friends of hers with no chest! I'd have to defy all
known laws of gravity to fit in that miniature-strapped dress, my "friend" --
how's about picking something that might flatter all of your bridesmaids, not
just the flat-chested ones?
Bridesmaids' dresses in general. Gag. Gag. Gag.
Impersonations of any of the following popular fictional characters: Austin
Powers, Cartman (from South Park), and Beavis & Butthead. Usually the
impersonations are bad, and quite frankly, I've seen enough of Austin
Powers, South Park, and Beavis & Butthead to not find the ORIGINALS funny,
much less pathetic attempts to copy them.
Hip-hop videos that feature about a dozen scantily clad and beautiful women
hanging all over ONE guy. Suuuuure, there.
When people tell me "You're SO adorable!" just because I'm small and
attractive. I am NOT five years old, and am no longer "adorable". Adorable
people do not threaten to stab people who call them adorable with x-acto
knives.
Self proclaimed "good mothers" who, because I raised my own 2 daughters to
use and freely speak their own minds, insist that I am a "bad mother".
Sexist mud flaps on trucks and men who call me "honey" or "sweety."
The fact that I work as a cashier, am paid to be polite to people, and
therefore am unable to do anything worse to the smelly, toothless, inbred
cretins who insist on calling me honey, doll, sweetheart, etc., than shoot
them a withering look. I've already warned my boss that I'm just looking
for an excuse to punch somebody. He understands.
And by the way, water is one of America's most abundant resources. BATHE
YOURSELF!!!
When a middle-aged male doctor patronizes me with the "Oh, I can't do
that, you're still young and I'm sure you'll change your mind soon
once you meet the right man" bit when I ask for a referral for tubal
ligation surgery. Look, the only reason I'm seeing you is to get the
required referral slip (which I'm sure will be illegible anyway). I
REALLY appreciate you telling me that as a 30-year-old, I can't
possibly know myself well enough to make an informed decision about
voluntary sterilization - but YOU are obviously qualified to make such
a decision about MY future. And obviously YOUR personal opinion, as a
doctor, means more than your patient's medical reasons for the
decision - even though said patient suffers from migraines as a result
of taking the Pill and is allergic to Nonoxynol-9 spermicide! And
heaven forbid I refuse to pollute myself with the expensive,
carcinogenic chemicals the medical establishment constantly pushes...
that would mean less doctor's visits and a lack of money constantly
streaming into the medical "business".
Reading a fantastic info-website/posting forum on tubal ligation, and
reading countless posts from women who've had their tubes tied and are
upset that it can't be reversed, because now they/their
husband/boyfriend wants another baby. Ladies, where in the hell did
you ever get the idea that sterilization wasn't PERMANENT?! There are
so many whines posted from women who claim coercion into having the
surgery, or that their doctor/obstetrician suggested they get it done
but failed to "inform them" that it was permanent. My question is,
what are you doing consenting to a surgery that you haven't informed
YOURSELF about in advance?! As well, I noticed many of the "I want the
surgery reversed because I want to give my husband/boyfriend another
baby" whines were prefaced with various subtle complaints that they
already have 4 kids and the husband/boyfriend doesn't play an equal
role in parenting anyway. It just makes me sick how some people refuse
to take ownership of their bodies and their lives, then whine later
about being taken advantage of.
Technical support guys who are rude, unfriendly and unprofessional on
the phone with FRIENDLY customers and assume it's OK because "computer
guys aren't expected to be nice, just smart and technical". I'm a
tech-support manager and am amazed how prevalent this attitude is.
Your JOB is to help the customer, so there's no excuse for bad manners
or lack of respect (unless the customer is being a total disrespectful
asshole themselves), regardless of how smart and technical you think
you are (and if you're really that good, why weren't YOU promoted to
manager?). I just started two weeks ago at a new company, and the
ironic thing is that my first assigned project is to figure out why
the support department has such a bad reputation with our customers!
Small-minded "friends" who suddenly get on their high horses the minute
they get a boyfriend. Just because you have a man does not give you the
right to feel sorry for me, treat me like I am completely immature or
decide that I am not worth spending any time with anymore!
The New Zealand Pathologist who misread 1500 cervical smear
tests, putting hundreds of women's' lives at risk. Some ended up having
unnecessary hysterectomies when they thought they had cancer and others came
close to dying because they didn't know they had cancer. Then there's the
women who have forgiven him saying "He's human, he made some mistakes." 1500
mistakes? I don't think so.
The fact that the lawyer handling my sexual harrassment
complaint stated, "You're married? Why didn't you tell me this to begin
with? This makes your case all the more legitimate!" What does my martial
status have to do with anything? A single woman should be taken as
seriously as a married woman! Because I have a husband that in some
strange way validates what I am saying? I find it absolutely disturbing!
And I won't even get into the heterosexist logic behind that comment!
Women's magazines or tv talk shows that promote breast augmentation as a
way to increase one's self esteem.
People who say you're "showing off" when you mention something you read,
or even quote from something you read, like a poem or Shakespeare.
People who are too fucking lazy to look anything up or to read up on
anything but who expect YOU to spend valuable time explaining it to them.
People who WANT to be sick or mentally ill so they don't have to do
anything with their lives. So they aren't just unhappy or having problems,
they're "manic depressive" or have ADD or ADHD. They go to doctors and
take enough drugs to kill an army, then sit at home and watch tv all day
rather than trying to help themselves. And they always manage to find
people who will go along on their little games by enabling them.
Those new Flood Pants for women- yep. They didn't look stupid enough the
first time around, so let's make a new generation of young women look like
children.
The fact that all the clothes stores I used to go to and buy nice,
attractive clothes now feature nothing but cheezy bimbo garb for
half-starved 19 year olds. And I have to spend a fortune on Rockports
because all the stores I used to buy shoes at now have nothing but sporty
Spice platforms.
People who pronounce the word "often" off-ten. The word is pronounced
"aw-fen"! Grrrrrr!
Tampon commercials. Am I the only one
who finds those things ridiculous? (Not as bas as commercials for jeans,
however.) Do women really sit around discussing tampons like they're
comparing fixed vate versus variable rate mortgages? And what the hell is
up with those "blue liquid" demonstrations? Hey, pal, I'm almost 30. I
*KNOW* what the blue stuff is supposed to be! By using that bright blue
crap you're only calling more attention to what you're trying to be
discreet about. It's about as subtle as an ice-cold rectal thermometer.
www.heartlessbastards.com. A *real* Heartless Bastard might be worthy of a
Heartless Bitch, but the losers at heartlessbastards.com have got it all
wrong. Being a man is not about hating women or defining your life by your
cool gadgets, any more than being a Heartless Bitch is about hating
men. The men at heartlessbastards.com might deserve the women at
certifiedbitches.com but I really hope they don't start breeding.
Other guys who gave me grief because I dated
a woman who was taller and larger than me. One thing's for sure: that
woman was a hell of a lot more interesting and fun than any of the vapid
bubbly air-heads *you* went out with! Sheesh, get a life.
Salespeople in hardware stores who assume that I am purchasing a saber
saw (or any other tool for that matter) for my father or boyfriend. Yes,
I am a fairly small girl but I am perfectly capable of using a power
tool.
People who use nauseating phrases like, "Cute as a button." and "pretty
as a picture" in an attempt to compliment me. So I'm short. That doesn't
make me a toddler.
My friend who complains about her sex life constantly. She hates
that fact that her boyfriend is only interested in either getting a blow
job or anal sex. She does not enjoy either of these but will never tell
him so because, "I'm afraid he will leave me!"
People who assume that all guys involved in theatre are gay.
Corollary to that last one, the same people who assume that all female
actors must be either lesbians or else sleeping with the director.
Hmm...does that still apply if the director is female?
Men or women from the top corporate world (or poseurs), who think they
can lure young students into selling their souls. As well as, energy,
and time and their education just because they have dollar bills waving
in their hand or from their mouth. As if the education students were
pursuing didn't making a long term difference in the FUTURE. And don't
give me this "I was a high school dropout but look at me now" crap. I
don't excuse you from being a drop out.
Sure there are some long-shot successes who were smart lucky, (or
cheats). But don't put your rose-colored dreams on me and expect a
gushing, compliant puppet. (I'm out the door!) Some day my hard-earned
degree will kick your ASS out of employment; who will be giving the
lecture then?
People who think that just because I'm a girl and wear a little makeup I
can't possibly be capable of intellectual conversation.
Being out of the job market because I'm an older, big woman who had
breast cancer. I have more education, creativity, skill and talent than
these young pups who get hired! However, I do have the freedom to forge a
new career, but it's hard to do without the looks. You think I could get
hired on courage! Naw! They want the men who know the latest version of
the latest graphics program rather than great design! Blind, young art
directors settle for less than the best! That really pisses me off, when I
am one of the best, but disenfranchised, graphic artists around!
What makes me reject my stomach content is that misogynistic movie "American
Beauty" where a middle-aged wanker's pathetic lust for young girls are
justified, and where his wife is condemned for having an affair 'cause her
husband's such a loser. As for that bloody piece of plastic bag? well for
the sake of Isis why doesn't someone pick it up and put it in the rubbish
bin?!
Skinny girls (or fat girls) who complain about how "fat" they are. For
one thing, they are way too concerned about not fitting men's wet-dream,
cookie-cutter image of what women are supposed to look like, and for
another thing, I have better things to do than stroke other people's
egos. Get some self-esteem, I'm not going to do it for you! Being
skinnier isn't going to make you happy anyway, so there's no reason to
spend your life hating yourself because you aren't prime masturbation
material for ignorant assholes.
People who claim that I am being hostile for having an opinion. I am hostile
because you dismiss what I am saying because I am female. If I have one
more male classmate tell me to "tone it down" I am going to
spontaneously combust! No one ever tells them to "tone down" their
opinions. I even explain to them that it is an opinion, they don't get
it.
Vogue.
So-called tolerant
people that think because I'm Catholic I must be stupid or repressed.
People
that think size 2 white women are the epitome of beauty.
Feminists who
think that if you don't agree with all of their views, you are a self-hating
woman. The tokenism of minority characters in the media.
Ally McBeal, feminist show my black ass!
Women who use the word 'like' about three times a sentence. Like, it makes
you sound like a, like stupid moron, so, like don't do it!
People who call you up at 12:30 am when they know you have to get up
and go to work at 7. I may be awake, but that doesn't mean I want to talk to
you.
Cheesy love songs.
Angry-Grrl bands made up of singers with crappy voices, and others who can't
play their instruments. So you have angst. Don't make me listen to it.
People who don't heed the comment, "Those who think by the inch and talk by
the yard need to be kicked by the foot."
People who think that I will be "cured" of my feminism when I meet the
"right man."
The fact that my roommate, once a strong and independent woman, seems to
have followed their advice. Now, she doesn't have a thought or action
that has not been approved by her allegedly "feminist" boyfriend.
People who claim to be feminist, liberal, radical, leftist, or
open-minded, then turn around and prove that they are exactly the
opposite. For example, the man who says he is all for women's rights
while his wife is doing all of the cooking and cleaning, then calls her
a nag if she insists he do his own damn housework.
People (mostly men) who belch in my face and don't bother to say excuse me.
They don't even have the common humility to look just a little bit
embarrassed. I even got one over the phone the other day. "Bleaccch.
Transfer me to the restaurant, please." I hung up. Are there no manners
left in the world? For the love of God, learn to stifle yourself!
Having children as young as 3 years of age being asked to sell chocolate
to raise funds for pre-school, then for grade school, girl guides, and
little league sports. Where does it end? I'd much rather give the
pre-school, school, guiding movement, or little league sports an extra
$20 instead of having my daughter try to push chocolate or cookies or
whatever garbage they choose to sell to friends, family and neighbors.
Finding out that my daughters were the minority in their math club at
school, despite the fact that many girls from their class are actually
good in math. Realizing that most of these other 6th grade girls would
rather have 'dates' instead of participating in an intellectually
challenging activity.
Companies who wanted to put my bf's name on the bill and
can't seem to understand that I pay my own bills. When I asked her to change the
name on my car insurance papers, this twit actually argued with me. I
had to tell her that unless it was under my name I wouldn't pay for it
and yell to get my point across. Like get a clue, it's year 2000, most
women DO work outside the home, pay their own bills, and own their own
car.
People who assume because I write salacious stories that I'm a tramp,
whore or bimbo or that I just want to get laid. Get a real, when Agatha
Christie wrote murder mysteries, no one assumed she was a killer.
People's mothers who make it a point to try to stuff food down my throat
at every possible opportunity because I'm slim. These same people get
insulted when I refuse to eat. I'm on a strict diet because of food
allergies and intolerances, not because I'm trying to fit into someone's
idea of the female ideal.
Women who feel oppressed by stereotyped expectations of women, but then
bolt from any man who does anything that defies stereotyped expectations
of men.
Men who seemed shocked to find me intelligent and eloquent. As if I was
doing something extra special by holding a conversation. Women are NOT DUMB
by nature! What really pisses me off is men that are less-intelligent than
I am telling me I'm intelligent. Who are they to tell ME? Why do they think
they are smarter than I am that they can tell ME I'm smart?! How do they
even KNOW what intelligence really is? I should decide whether or not THEY
are smart.
The guy who called me HONEY when I asked for directions today. Don't call
me honey, I don't even know you! What makes people think they can be so
familiar with me? I hate being patronized just because I'm smaller and
can't kick someone's ass (at least they THINK I can't). Why do men delegate
their respect to those who they think can kick their ass? Why don't they
just respect us because we are intelligent HUMAN BEINGS?!
The fact that people have to pay an incredible amount of money and endure
government lackeys going through their lives with a fine-toothed comb in
order to adopt a child, AND have to live under constant scrutiny
afterwards, but irresponsible assholes can pump out kids of "their own" and
abuse and neglect them for years, even to the point of death, before anyone
bats an eye.
Cosmopolitan magazine's stupid sex articles that only give these nifty
techniques and positions for pleasing HIM, and never talk about how women
can get our partners to please US.
Guys who are not specimens of physical perfection (balding, overweight,
dorky) who are picky about only being with thin, very attractive women, and
then who turn around and chide me for being "out of my league" when I set
my sights on an attractive man. "You should look for someone more on your
level." Whatever. I suppose all those hot babes are beating a path to your
door, right guys?
People who tell me I'd be so pretty if I lost some weight. Duh! Like I
hadn't realized I'm fat before! You'd be real attractive, too, if you shut
the fuck up and minded your own business.
Rich people who make a big deal about social justice and being committed to
helping the poor by making donations to charity, but who underpay their
employees.
Women who play the "you know good and well why I'm mad!" game with their
partners. Just TELL HIM what upset you! Mind games are for junior high, not
adult relationships.
People who tell me that it's "so interesting" that I'm of mixed race, and
who treat me with overdone politeness, as if I am a freak of nature in
their white-bread world.
Politicians who surround themselves with children in order to scare up votes
for some scam or another, and holler the old refrain: "It's for the
Children!"
A society so pro-natal that people who choose not to have kids are
automatically called 'child-haters' and worse; yet so ignorant on the proper
care and raising of its 'precious children' that little toddlers are being
drugged with Prozac and Ritalin.
People who really believe that children are 'innocent' and act shocked when
they take their cues from our backwards headed culture - like the kids who
made up a story that their teacher was a child-molester so he'd get fired.
Why? The guy was 'too strict'.
People that truly believe that I am only as good as my reproductive
capability - I do not exist above my waist. Hey idiots! I have a brain...and
it works. Much better than yours, I might add!
Men who wouldn't be able to identify me with a photo - unless it is of my
chest. Yeah, they're big. I plan to get them whittled down to a more
manageable size. Get over them.
Trickle-down illiteracy online. Want to see our taxes at work - supposedly
'educating' our kids? Read any 'youth' newsgroup. You'll cry.
Parents calling me 'selfish' because I don't have kids. And doing this while
leaning against their SUV and picking gum off their kids "Eddie Bauer"
carseat. Yeah, right. I'm selfish.
Zealots of any sort. Pagan, Christian, pro-natal, political... My advice to
them: First, shut your mouth and open your mind. Then start apologizing to
everyone you've offended. You'll have the rest of your life to get it done.
Start now.
"Fad Pagans". Yeah, your tattoo is cool. No, I don't have one. Yes, I was
quoted in an old book or two. No, I will not teach you anything. Go learn it
for yourself. Go away, kid- ya bother me.
People who tell me to "Smile!"
Nosy reporters who think I'm only a Pagan at Halloween.
Morons who ask me if 'blondes really have more fun'.
The Atkins diet. The guys in my office preaching the wonders of eating a
meaty protein rich diet with low carbs and veggies. Makes me think it's a
sure fire formula for constipation and colo-rectal cancer.
People who assume I am trying to be trendy because I spell my name with an "i"
at the end. Maybe my MOTHER was trying to be trendy - I couldn't care less.
And, no, I won't correct your spelling if it's unnecessary.
Guys who can't hit the toilet or lift a seat.
I refuse to clean stinking pee off the seat, the floor, and anywhere else it
may end up because they were too lazy to watch where they aimed.
Women who think there is something wrong with me because I
don't want to get married, have 2.5 kids and drive a mini-van. Who assume
because I am fast approaching thirty and I am not married, that there is
something inherently wrong with me. That I have "issues."
These are the women that surrender their identities, dreams and anything that
was remotely interesting about them for Pampered Chef Parties. They put
their lives on hold until they get married. "OH! I can't buy a house, I
can't travel alone, I can't even buy my own fucking china because I am
waiting to get married." Fuck that. Susan B. Anthony must be turning in
her grave knowing that this is all these women aspire to.
People addicted to internet porn & chat rooms.
Stupid chicks who go to my school and call themselves feminists and
think they're in "control" just because they let any guy they see fuck
them. Hello?, that's not feminism, that's just being an out-and-out
WHORE!
The fact that the graduate advisor for the English department at my
University told my best friend she would get into grad school because
she was a "cutie."
"Angelfire.com" - I've been sitting here trying come up with words adequate to explain the awe-inspiring levels of crap, but I'm left totally at a loss.
All those "yo, what up g" fuckwits that send in hatemail. I'd like to tell them to get off their middle-class, suburban lily-white arses and get a clue.
Writing like you're "straight outta compton" is so unbelievably LAME.
I realise that most of them are at most 14 yrs old, and are too young to
understand what is written on this site, but honestly, get your own words,
your own ideas, and most of all, GET A CLUE!
Hugh Hefner. His magazine
spreads the philosophy that if a woman isn't blonde,thin,under
25, and buxom , then she is worthless and inadequate.
Darva Conger, the "Millionaire Bride". What a money-grubbing media
whore!
Elian Gonzales - Well, to be exact, this whole cloud of plastic people
spouting off about why he should stay or go home. I'm gonna take a guess and
say that if a six-year-old is placed in the center of attention, showered
with gifts and false platitudes, gifted with toys and puppies by very
important people with other agendas, fought over by propaganda spewing
nations and put on the morning, noon and evening news, he's never going to
know which end of his life is up or down. You can't very well ask him what
he wants anymore - he doesn't have the capacity to know truth from lies.
Sure, let's let him be adopted by his uncle (what's a few DUIs?) where he
can hang out with his other uncle (gangs are just like family, aren't they?)
instead of going home to his father who cared for him more days out of the
week than his mother did.... If anyone cared one good-god-damn about that
child, they needed to send him home a week after they fished him out of the
water. People who use children as pawns suck so badly, they should implode.
Bible thumping door knockers. Beat it. Thank god my dog looks like a rabid,
frothing maniac when these people come to my door. It saves me the trouble
of having to do so. Yeah, what I really need is someone to personally come
and tell me that their way of worshipping god is better - I guess they feel
that people don't have the capacity know their own minds and need to be told
these things. I find that insulting more than anything.
People who treat animals as toys. You know them - get a puppy and are as
surprised as all get-out when they realize he can't open the door by himself
and shit outside. That he has to be trained not to do certain things, and
to do others. They abuse and neglect them. They kill them. They take them to
the pound when they get bored, or it's no longer a baby. They shove dogs
out of the back of cars and speed away. Assholes.
These same people who have often been shown to treat children in a similar
manner.
That lovely creative writing style that the Internet has given birth to:
I've ranted about this before, but it's gotten worse. I think I need an
English-to-Idiot dictionary now.
Sexism - From other women! I am the only technician who was stopped when
walking through a security station and told that I couldn't carry my
screwdriver up to the installation site. "You don't need that," the female
security guard said. The other techs (all male) stared at her as if she was
an idiot. How the fuck do you expect me to work on computers then? Oh wait -
that's right when we said "we're technicians" you thought it meant "We MEN
are technicians and we just make her carry the screwdriver".
The tool-kit I saw that was "for women". It came in a pink plastic case, the tools were all dipped in pink rubber insulation rather than the standard red or black, and it had a couple of tools in there that could only be described as...
cute. I nearly peed laughing, it was so outrageous. The only thing missing
was the Mattel Barbie logo.
People who accept whatever their doctor says as gospel without being
concerned enough about their own health to ASK QUESTIONS! What kind of
authority figure shit is THAT? When you get misdiagnosed and prescribed
medications that you have recorded allergies to this is a CLUE! Doctors are
human, which means expect them to fuck up once in a while. Be involved, not
a victim.
Being approached/courted by men who are CLEARLY
aiming out of their league. Granted, I am not the
perfect woman, but I'm not BAD OFF either. What ARE
these men thinking?
Overweight women who give me dirty looks or
make comments like "you're so skinny, blah blah,
blah..." I am not going to be apologetic for being
thin and no, I don't starve myself to stay this way.
People (usually men, often drunk) who
invade my personal space. All because I am small and
"cute" does not give these people carte blanche to
manhandle me.
People who assume that "someone else" has been raising my son for the
past 11 years, because it is "impossible" for a single woman to raise a
boy into a man.
People who whine and complain about ANYTHING they openly admit to never
having experienced first hand. Go home to your mommy and finish growing
up.
Anyone who thinks I should find a "Nice Guy" and get married. Dodged
that bullet, thank you, don't intend to stand before the firing squad
again.
My mother whining about not having more grandchildren. As if my only
purpose and value in life is to reproduce, especially if it would make
her happy. Hey Ma, you have a son, go whine to him for a change.
Anyone who thinks that I need to find my son a "father". Here's Your
Sign: He has one--a worthless coward of one. I wised up and got over it,
so should you.
Everyone who thinks that clinical depression is "feeling sad",
especially the doctor who told me to "get boyfriend. get boyfriend marry
you. you cheer right up". IT'S A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE YOU FUCKING MORON. I
do NOT enjoy what it does to me, I do not enjoy the medications or the
side effects, so unless you have something intelligent to say, SHUT YOUR
PIE HOLE.
Pee-Wee and Midget Football League Coaches who tell other parents that I
am a man-hater. I don't hate men; I hate stupid people. Your having a
dick has nothing to do with why I don't like you.
Parents who won't speak out against bad teachers, principals or school
staff, then complain about how much Johnny can't read, write or do math.
Same people who whine that girls are short changed in math, but do
nothing to encourage their daughters to pursue anything other than
clothing, hairstyles and boys.
Parents who complain about violence and sexual content on TV while
taking their 8 year old to R movies. Same parents who allow their
children unquestioned access to TV and then blame school for not
teaching their children manners, morals or ethics.
People who think it's cute for pre-schoolers and toddlers to have
"boyfriends" and "girlfriends" then years later are shocked because
their kids are more worried about boyfriends/girlfriends than academia.
Where do you think kids get these ideas and behaviors?
People who expect me to "be a lady" and take their shit because we're
"friends". Honey, if you were my friend, you'd know I'm not a lady,
especially not just so you can feel better about what an ass you're
being.
People who cannot admit a mistake. I make 'em; I admit to 'em. So should
you, if you expect me to continue to associate with you.
Finally, people who use "that" when they should use "who". As in "People
that use poor grammar are just as annoying as people who misuse
apostrophes."
Pagans online. This is why I'm a solitary. Most of them completely lack any
iota of critical thinking skills. Asking a guy out is too hard, asking your
boss for a raise is too scary -- I know, do a spell! And don't forget that
every pro-Christian person or thing is anti-Pagan and will lead to another
Burning Times. The way they whine, I could only WISH. (By the way, they love
playing the victim and citing Christian "hatred," only to turn around and BASH
Christians in their little moderated safe newslists. Grow up! And learn to
spell, goddammit.)
The right-wing idiots in California who passed the Knight Initiative, which
basically says that should gay marriage be legalized in any other states,
it won't be recognized in CA. These jackasses have the GALL to call this
"defense of marriage"?! PLEASE! As if anything a gay couple does could
DEFILE the institution of marriage the way bullshit like, say, Fox's "Who
Wants To Marry A Millionaire" (a.k.a. "Legalized Prostitution In Prime
Time") did - where was everybody's moral outrage then, huh? Wake up,
people. If you want marriage to continue to mean anything, start defining
it by commitment, not gender.
The blatantly misogynistic "justice" systems of the Western world. Such as
the court that sentenced my friend's father to a whopping seven years in
the pen for killing his wife after years of violence towards her and their
children.
Fruity Pebbles. They taste like wax!
People who obviously don't know feminism from a dead rat, yet who've
benefited from it, who make their living through bashing the women's
movement!
Homosexuals who morally object to bisexuality. So, it's not okay for the
straight people to persecute the gays for their sexual orientation, but
it's just fine for the gays to give the bisexuals grief for theirs? *hurl*
The Christians at my school who litter the campus with flyers advertising
their self-righteous religion-based clubs, who act like MY LIFE SUCKS
because I don't pray to God. Look, honey, if your life is fuller because
of your faith, more power to you, but I happen to be MUCH HAPPIER now than
I ever was back when I believed in God.
People who think my incredibly smart and together boss (who happens to be
gorgeous, blonde, and single) is a lesbian because she doesn't have men
constantly calling the office for her. Hello, the woman is trying to run
a company, not a bordello!
People who insist on spelling their names with "yn", etc. News flash - it
doesn't make you all look cool, just stupid and trendy. Unless, of course,
you were born with the name. Ditto for all those wonderful "pagan" names,
Ms. Snotrider Vomitfeather.
Older women who insist on calling me "hon" and "dear", especially when
it's perfectly clear I hate it. It's not any more fun when women act
patronizing than it is when men do it. Yet I'm supposed to put up with
this crap?
People who come up to me in stores, when I'm obviously shopping, ie.
standing in front of one display, picking things up and looking at them,
with a *cart*, and ask me "Do you work here?". No, I don't "work here",
you moron! That would be the people with the aprons and the nametags,
see...
Elitists who act like it's stupid to actually want to enjoy your
entertainment rather than be "educated" by it all the time, and call you
stupid by implication because you don't sit there with a notebook
cataloguing "errors" and "offenses" in everything you watch. When the same
people get easily suckered by intellectual fads and feel justified in
spouting complete bullshit, without bothering to verify facts and sources.
What, just because you bought it at Barnes and Noble automatically makes
it brilliant, right...much more brilliant than any TV show or movie
possibly could be? We all know that the print medium automatically confers
intelligence and depth on something. That's why the internet is such a
storehouse of brilliance...
People who can't seem to look anywhere but (their) eye level, and run into
me in stores. Hey, I'm short, not invisible!
Cultural feminism. Biological determinism. Anywhere this whole "men are
one way, women are the other" garbage rears its ugly head. It is
universally revilesome and infuriating, no matter who is spouting it. I
especially love how it was uncool to believe in differences as long as
those differences showed women in a negative light, but as soon as the
more appealing "women are gentle earth goddesses" type of crap become
popular, well, suddenly it's just fine and dandy.
Quacks, particularly health quacks. Anyone, anywhere who can't just shut
up and enjoy their food. Anyone who picks at anyone else's food choices -
this includes giving vegetarians hell and sanctimonious vegetarians. Anyone
uses a meal as an excuse to ramble on about all the things they or you,
are doing that are "bad". Listen, nobody cares! Some of us still think
fine cuisine is an art worth enjoying and not a reason to want to kill
yourself. If you're that guilty, just go starve or vomit, but leave me out
of it. I can't digest under those conditions. And while you're at it, stop
staring at my plate. Maybe next time you should order something other than
an appetizer.
Those stupid daytime commercials - all of them, especially the ones that
zero in on ugly little kids chewing a sandwich, as if we're supposed to
say "Aw...". Listen, that's gross. I don't like kids, so you're not gonna
get me to buy anything by focusing on the vomitous little mouth. Same goes
for the kids who stand outside the stores and sell that awful candy.
You're not "cute" to me, so give it up.
Food commercials that focus closely on some slimy burger, as if it's gonna
make me hungry. Ha! Who are those things aimed at - desperate dieters? The
same goes for the pudding. While I might want to swim in it, there's no
way those adds are going to make me want to eat it.
Advertisers who think we've all got hard-ons for chocolate. Like that
Nestle Treasures, thing...chocolate for women. Good grief! No, men never
do such a thing as eat chocolate. What's more, we'll all wanna do twice as
much housework as our male mates and run ourselves ragged, and it'll all
be ok, if we get that "five-minute vacation" from a blasted piece of
candy. Food is not a "vacation". It tastes good, but that's about it.
Stupid lo-carb diets. People who are dumb enough to go on these things and
then want you to believe that all the authorities are just "mistaken" and
their stupid guru knows better, so that if they feel crappy and need to
take 100 supplements, it must have been the "hidden carbs" in their
coffee. This is a delusional, quasi-religious mindframe and needs to be
recognized as such. These people need to be deprogrammed.
People who say, about kids - you'll see *when* you have your own. Well,
given that my husband has a vasectomy...it might be a while, idiot. Don't
assume everyone who's married is automatically a breeder.
The justice of the peace at our wedding, who took one look at us - we were
dressed in jeans and identical men's dress shirts -, and said "which one's
the bride"? Uh, the one with the tits.. I think..
People who care more about the ritual of the wedding than they do about
who they're actually marrying.
Ring worship. The idea that a diamond will make a woman horny. I didn't
marry a diamond, I married a man. If they weren't my birthstone, I
wouldn't even like them at all.
Girls who say they (and other girls) wear revealing clothes BECAUSE they
have self-esteem! No honey, the whole REASON you wear that skimpy shit is
to get people to look at you! If you HAD self-esteem you wouldn't NEED the
attention!
My ex-boss, who I am suing (and convinced other people to sue) for sexual
harassment and discrimination. He is the epitome of a sexist bastard and
I hope I fry his ass.
My ex-boss' girlfriend, who works at his company and does nothing all day
but get manicures, liposuction and buy tacky revealing outfits on the
company credit card! Not only does she do her job on her back, but she
sleeps with the butt-ugliest, smelliest Neanderthal on the planet! We're
so proud of you, honey!
Little girls online who think they are tough because they say things like,
"I'm a bitch and no one messes with me!" Or they type and
other trite things to get the point across that they are a badass. Being
in a take-no-shit woman in control of her life DOESN'T mean just being a
rude snotty BRAT and calling people names! It means being smart, clever,
opinionated and expressing yourself well. Being a man-hating shrew and
being proud of it is NOT cool at all!
Women who hate men. Girl, do NOT blame an entire gender because YOU made
some bad choices.
Adding "nazi" to ANYTHING to describe the extremity of it!
As in: "That guy's the fax-machine NAZI". As if somehow being slightly over-zealous about something were BAD, and is
somehow comparable to the atrocities of the Nazis. "Yeah, I'm a little
anal about the amount of paper people waste with two cover sheets that say
nothing but cover sheet, 2 pages to follow, Oh and did I mention that I
also like to sew twins' heads together face-to-face with thread made from
their mother's hair and then anally electrocute them to death just to see
what happens?" The only thing worthy of the tag "Nazi" are the fucking
NAZIS!
People who come crying to me about their problems, then don't take any of
my suggestions on how to solve their problems. ESPECIALLY when they say
"I can't" or "I'm not like that" when I simply tell them to tell some
asshole or otherwise annoying twit to fuck off. Then these same "friends"
who come whining to me wonder why I'm so "lucky" and don't have any of the
problems they do. It's because I don't have "doormat" written on my
person anywhere!
People who ask me if I'm anorexic because I happen to be slim and
vegetarian. I actually eat a lot, and just happen to have a metabolism
where I don't gain weight easily.
"Devout Christians" that don't even adhere to some of the main principles
of their religion. For example, the phrase "Judge not, lest ye be
judged." I am sick of being labeled a Satanist, when I happen to be a
Wiccan. If you're such an expert on religion, then why can't you tell the
difference between the two religions?
20 year old women that wear little girls' jewelry, and act like utter
morons.
Walking stereotypes that complain about how they're stereotyped, yet fit
into the perfect cookie-cutter image of what they're supposed to be.
Guys who get annoyed and say "I bet your husband's henpecked" when you
disagree with them and say so.
Firms who interview you for the position of
a lawyer and then offer you a receptionist's job.
The fact that love songs that made me want to retch my bran muffin before
I met my boyfriend make sense to me for some reason, and even more
personally disturbing I catch myself singing along. Also, when looking
through the Sappy Sites of the Week, I was oddly entertained by the sites
for lovers... and it was like, "Oh my GOD." It's that all I have stood
against and believed was good taste was gone instantly because of my
current relationship. If this is what love does to you, then hell if it
isn't for me mentally.
Jerry Lewis. Need I say more?
When girls and women put up with boyfriends who get drunk and verbally or
physically abuse them and then forgive them the next day because "he said
he loves me and he's so sorry". Then don't cry to me when he does it next
week.
Ovarian cysts--man, I hate these fucking things!
Cops who get off scott-free for murdering innocent victims! The audacity
of our country to try and control violence in other countries when we
can't even handle our own.
American Political primaries-- so sick of these puppet games!! It's all bullshit
anyway.
Guys that assume that because I'm talking to them, that it's perfectly
fine to invade my personal body space, and use obscene pickup lines on me.
Then when I tell them to fuck off, or hit them, etc., they don't
understand why, and attribute it to PMS. Save the attempted groping and
the bad pickup lines for a slut with low standards, and don't get whiny
when your lame attempts to bed her (or anyone else) fail.
Seeing the row-upon-row of magazines all displaying toothy-smiled brides,
anorexic fashion models, and articles on "How to Keep Your Man Happy" in
my local bookshop displayed under the section titled "Women's
Interest". This made me want to grab hold of whoever put them there
and show them, with a carefully-selected hardback copy of War and Peace,
just how UN-interested I was!
Men who hold me responsible for their sexual
frustrations and whine about it. Is supposed to turn me on? Change my
mind? What, what?
The fact that we are the only species that seems to have out grown NATURAL
SELECTION. Now we cater to the lowest common denominator of IDIOTS! Why
must they live.
The people who want to ban a billboard or an add because a man with his
shirt off shouldn't be holding a naked baby or a little girl shouldn't be
walking down the beach naked with her parents. SHE'S 3! If you got your
sick latent jollies off the add, that's YOUR problem.
Mary Kay cosmetics - purple eyeliner does
*not* make you look more sophisticated, it makes you look like a fucking
clown.
People who can't understand how I could possibly listen to punk,
pop, classical, and country music in the same hour.
Girls with cutesy "a-CHEW" sneezes - sneezing isn't meant to be cute, otherwise it wouldn't
have such a stupid name.
Guys (and girls) spitting in public; I just
don't get it.
My friends who
assume I have to be as screwed up as they are - I'm not depressed because
I like to be AWAY from your shallow asses, I'm not weird because I refuse
to shell out $6 on dumb movies with no plot or substance, and I *don't*
have low self-esteem because I don't have any motivation to get a
boyfriend. I'm not arrogant because I think I'm beautiful inside and out
(yes, honey, I *know* a lot of people would disagree, no honey, I *don't*
give a fuck if they do).
My girl friends who talk about their boyfriend
(or lack thereof) incessantly.
People who snicker when I refer to my "gal
pals" as my girl friends.
My 'friend' who drags me to her
level whenever she doesn't achieve - "Well Ashley and I don't have dates
Friday" or "Ashley and I just don't understand this class" - when in fact,
I turned down a date for Friday to help my sister with a school project
and I'm acing the class. Just because you don't succeed doesn't mean I
can't.
School counselors pressuring me into choosing a university and major,
forcing me to map out my life when I've only lived a third of it - I'm not
gonna fuck up and go down the path they want for me. These are the same
people who know what's best for me. Holy shit, I'm "only" seventeen. You
honestly think I don't know what the hell I want by now? I know I want to
be happy and be me and get you people the fuck off my back.
The old stereotype that an intelligent woman can't also be beautiful and
attractive. I had a bright articulate hardworking female student working
for me on a workterm several months ago. She happened to be a tall,
blonde, pretty woman who loved to wear make-up and dress femininely . She
is also the student with the highest grades in her Computer Science
program at the University she attends. Most of the males in her program
think she's a dumb blond and treat her as such. It makes me just so mad.
The fact that a woman wearing a dress is seen as a
less capable PC technician.
Female friends who "totally agree" with me that way too many women
revolve their lives around men, and then abandon me the first time some
guy pretends to care about them because he wants to get laid. When I am
not super thrilled about their new "relationship" they imply that I must
be JEALOUS. No, honey, I'm not jealous. I'm just pissed that all my
friends turn out to be mindless hypocrites, that I have to listen to how
"great" he is all the time, that I have nobody to hang out with because
God-forbid they spend 4 hours away from the boyfriend, and that eventually
I will have to be there to mop up the mess when the guy turns out to be
*surprise, surprise* a complete jerk.
That a lot of people, even my mother, tell me not to be too feminist.
They are afraid that my boyfriend (and father of my child) will leave me
if I tell him that I work as much as he does, so he should do as
much of the housework as I do. Well, If he leaves because of that, he is not the right partner for me anyway...
People who assume that I'm dumb because I happen to be a buxom blonde.
People in power who know just enough about computers to totally screw them
up- but you don't dare tell them that they are the cause of 90% of their
problems.
People who assume that because you are a woman, you don't know anything
about computers, or technology, or home-audio systems or cars.
People who assume that because you are a single woman without kids, that you
have plenty of spare time to baby sit their spawn. (Sure I will, and I'll
charge my usual technical housecall rate of $75 an hour!)
People who assume that just because I live alone and don't have a boyfriend,
that means that I hate men.
Idiots who think that fake blondes 'dye' their hair. Idiots who can see my
white eyebrows and porcelain skin, and STILL ask if I 'dye' my hair. Idiots
(women, mostly) who come up to me and tell me they 'hate' me because I have
white-blonde hair.
Stereotypes and being shoved into a predefined slot makes me want to
puke! Yes, I'm a strong, independent, resourceful woman. Yes, I'm in
total control over my life. Yes, I read romance novels, love to bake,
love to nurture, enjoy wearing makeup and painting my nails. Don't tell
me those things are at odds with one another--they are not! Being a
Heartless Bitch (God, I love that term!) means I can be any damn thing
that makes *me* happy--not you; not some ideal of what a woman should
be; but me!
People shouting wrestling slogans instead of using their own words or opinions. If
one more person tells me to "Know your role and shut your mouth!", I will
once again spit my gum in his or her face.
Magazines like Cosmo who run articles on the horrors of eating
disorders, then plaster ninety pound 13 year-olds on every other page.
Valentine's Day
People who tell me I can't get a date because I'm 'too intimidating' or 'too
attractive'. This is bullshit! if I was attractive, wouldn't people be
attracted to me (can we look at the etymology of those words, dear?)
Men who, when I walk past them, yell "'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey!". Do they think this
makes me want to turn around and slink right back up to them, unbuttoning my
shirt?
People who assume I can't drive stick because I don't have a dick. Just
because the words rhyme don't mean they're synonymous. Similarly, people who
assume I know nothing about cars when I take mine in for an oil change (they
ask me if any of the little lights on the dashboard come on). Hello? Anyone
in there? Just because I happen to be a natural blonde doesn't preclude my
knowing the difference between the 'low fuel' warning light and the noise a
rear differential makes when it is starting to wear.
Christians who make it their personal quest to convert me. It's nice that
you've found God and that Jesus is residing in your body and spirit (one
wonders exactly where he is. In the pancreas, perhaps?) but it means very
little to me, honey. Just like all of those wretched bumper stickers and
decals you see on big fat Lincolns saying 'Jesus Saves' or 'Jesus Died For
Your Sins'. I don't care.
People who look surprised when I can spell things (even though I'm female,
blonde and big-chested) and who look even more surprised when I say I have
no affinity for children and no intention to have them.
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera
Boy groups who make money out of moronic teenyboppers
People who drive sports cars to make girls want to fuck them
People who drive those little
rice-burning imports and add foglights and black headlight covers and
immense speakers to them in an effort to be cool (someone I know once called
these cars "penis rockets" and I think that just says it all)
Jocks who brag
about how many times they vomited last night and in whose bed they fucked
some girl
Snotnosed kids who lisp to be cute
The bimbos on my dorm hall
whose doors are open 24/7 so EVERYONE can hear them squeal and order Chinese
food and discuss the symptoms of their latest period, and who stampede up
and down the hall at 4 a.m. yelling to each other about this hot guy they
saw in the dining hall, "like oh my god!".
People who think that just because I have short hair I must be a dyke (I'm bi, and I don't particularly care who
knows it, or what they think about it)
...men who assume that since you're female and a newbie in their newsgroup,
you'd be very flattered if they hit on you and replied to all of your posts by
offering you sex. And then they get pissed and call you a "cunt" when you tell
them to fuck off, and follow-up by whining that no one will give them a chance!
The Non-smokers who sat in the smoking section of a restaurant (by choice) and
gave me dirty looks for smoking. Meanwhile, the perfume she doused herself in is making everyone around her sick.
The fact that in 80% of all movies that comes out of Hollywood the
female Brain surgeons/Nuclear technicians/Space engineers/Whatever are
beautiful large-chested 23 year olds but the men who have the same
professions are (of the more probable age for that career) 50-60 years
and have grey hair and fatherly looks.
Older men showing off to younger women. My last twenty odd years have
been better spent than their forty or sixty years. I've learned a lot
more than they have, and I possess much sharper skills than they do.
Anything they can do I can do better.
For those older men out there who want to impress the young, nubile
women, when you claim expertise on subjects like swords and pianos,
please be able to distinguish between a short sword and a dagger, and an
upright from a baby-grand. It's embarrassing to be seen talking to
people so stupid; particularly since the nubile young women hold black
belts in martial arts and degrees in music.
Mothers who'd rather have their daughters outside the house smoking pot
than inside the house having sex. What the f*** is that about?
Any mother who, when her 13-yr-old asks if she can go on the pill, says,
no, she's too young. Ahhh but not too young to have a baby, I guess?
Anyone who refers to a strip bar as a Gentleman's Club.
Anyone who regularly patronizes "Hooters" bars.
Movies with females but without female characters: The only women you
see are motivations, scenery, or rewards. Examples: The Rock,
Independence Day. Also movies with helpless females who can't run unless
a man is holding her by the hand.
Any woman who lies to a man, telling him that she's sterile, and gets
pregnant to force him to marry her.
Afghanistan, where half of the population is under house arrest for the
"crime" of having been born with a uterus.
Men who think that you are responsible for their sex drive. If you're on
the same planet and they get horny, it's your fault, whether or not you
know he exists.
Anti-abortion protesters who block the entrance to the clinic I go to.
They blocked my line of sight while I was trying to leave the parking
lot and almost caused an accident. And because I'm a female of
child-bearing age, I must therefore be pregnant and seeking an abortion.
Men who think you don't love them if you prefer to keep your own name
upon marriage and get shocked when you ask them if they'll adopt yours.
Women's magazines that have crash diets and recipes for 900 calorie
desserts in every issue.
Companies that assume that a smaller increase in profit is a loss, so
they hire an "expert" at 400 grand a year and lay off the minimum wage
people who do the real work.
People who say "Do you know who I am?" in an attempt to make you think
they deserve special service. No, I don't and I don't care.
People who go to therapy sessions and have suddenly become expert
shrinks. Now they believe that everyone is either "in recovery" or "in
denial" for something.
Baked beans. And sweet potatoes, because they smell like baked beans.
People who assume that the reason you're self-employed is because you
can't get a "real" job - and want to "help" you get a job as someone's
receptionist.
People who think that because you work at home, you are
always free to waste time with them.
People who think that because you
work for yourself, you don't really "work" at all.
Women who stay in abusive, degrading situations of any sort out of choice
(rather than because of threats). Life's too short to waste you time with a loser, and forget about getting the
asshole to change. Why should he when you're Mommy all over again?
Moms that pamper their little darlings so they grow up to be ineffectual
leeches on society. Teach 'em some independence and make' em grow up!
Women who agree that "Boys will be boys"! Usually
their husbands are (boys), and they have daughters!
Scares me to think they are raising the next generation of women
(or should I say "girls"?)
Frigid women who claim they enjoy sex when they DON'T climax more than they
DO. They refuse to admit to themselves that it's the attraction game they
enjoy, not what's supposed to be the payoff.
People who tell me I should "lower my standards" in the dating game. I
didn't graduate magna cum laude with the expectation of dating high school
dropouts. And don't try to sell John Goodman to someone who's in the
market for Fabio.
Ally McBeal. Who are they kidding?
Women who think they're being strong and/or feminist by constantly bashing
men.
These same women when they bash me for reading romance novels.
Men who are intimidated by women who read romance novels. Come on,
gentlemen; a little homework and working out won't hurt you!
Middle aged white men telling the world what they can do, say, think, feel,
etc. Excuse me buddy, but when you're dead and rotting, I'll still be
here...probably fucking one of your children. I'll worship who I want, fuck
who I want, read what I want, and say what I want. Just because
White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant-Heterosexual-Males have the smallest penises on
record, don't take it out of everyone else.
Hygiene and make-up commercials. Please, stop it already. I never stop
getting "amazed" over how many different "extras" in a shampoo that do exactly
the same thing. And you would even think that they would try for some
originality after so many years.
And if I see Kate Moss go "I declare war on damaged hair" ever again ...
People who ask me what music I like, and get all confused that I would like
something different than they do. "What, you don't like Ricky Martin,
Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, whatever ?" "No, why would I ever listen to
shit like that..."
The whole Latino wave thing. I'll be glad when it's over. (Of course they'll
find something new before that, but still...)
Pokemon. Yes, I hate it. No, I never want to see any of the shows on TV.
And if you ever say "PIKA, PIKA" or something similar stupid to me, I'll punch
you. Hard! Preferably where it REALLY hurts.
Old people who, as soon as they see me one the sidewalk, heading in their
general direction (to walk past them on my way to where I'm heading),
immediately start looking for somewhere to cross the road. Usually, they take
great care to get a good grip on their purse as well. Male person + leather
jacket + long hair = Drug addict, satan worshipper and robber, I guess.
My grandmother who asked me one day when I would give her a great grandchild.
That'll be when I'm damn good and ready, and it MIGHT not be in your lifetime,
I'm NOT sorry to say.
Those stinking magazines...any of them, especially Victoria's Secret who
advertise women in a *power suit* with a cock-headed, vacant, blonde,
stare and grin like you can hear the giggle.
Christians who don't get it. I tell them plain and simple I don't need
God and he doesn't need me. They pity me for seeming lost. I have a
fricking map, I know right where I am. I don't need your limp-dicked
pile of man-made fantasies to define myself and my place in life. I'm
not worried about my soul and I'd rather rot in hell than have to spend
eternity with a bunch of pathetic, whining, holier-than-thou pricks who
spend more of their time being smug, self satisfied and self absorbed
than "good Christians."
Women who were brought up strictly and traditionally and then think less
of me or the things I do because I don't live a cookie cutter, Martha
Stewart life-style.
People who get offended if I don't like their snotty little crap-head
children. My kids have manners. Pardon me if I don't feel like giving in
to your little monster's attitude and bitchery or putting up with it
like you do.
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