Part 7
Finally! The last of Things that make us want to HURL!
The man that asked me "Were you abused as a child or something?" when I
informed him that I identified closely with a site called
heartless-bitches.com! Excuse me, dick-for-brains? Let's just for
argument's sake say that I was. What would that have to do with my views
as of now, and why would I confide in a clueless loser such as yourself?
Vomit, retch, and vomit some more!
Women who believe that by spreading their legs to all who will take them will
win them some sort of award in the end...gimme a break. These are the same
gals who spout off when treated badly by their forlorn lovers...and we who
have to work with them...(yes ...screwing to get to the top is still alive
and well)...the temper tantrums and fits thrown after the fact....Get a
grip! ...and not on someone's ears.
The whole mind set that if a guy becomes a rock critic, he's a musician, but
if a girl wants to write about something a little more punchy than Jewel,
she's just there to "meet guys in bands".
Disney (need I say more?)
Men that seem to think that my presence in a male-dominated industry is
an automatic carte blanche for them to hit on me (last time I checked,
overbearing sexual overtones at work constituted sexual harassment, so
watch it, big boy!). I'm here to work and get paid, same as you, and if
my presence is a distraction that prevents YOU from doing your job you
may find me making your share, as well.
Women who chide me on how lonely it must be to have an apartment, ALL BY
MYSELF---did it ever once occur to them that the fact that my time spent
alone, unwinding, is the sole factor keeping me from climbing a
belltower with an AK-47 and picking off the grossly stupid people of
this universe one by one?
People that automatically assume that if I play music with guys, I must
be dating or fucking them too, and that this is the only reason they've
deigned to play in my band. Example: The day I was walking down the
street with a pretty bauble I was currently fucking and some classmates.
A female classmate said, "Oh, he's in your band too, RIGHT?" To which I
sweetly replied, "No, honey, he's my groupie." She actually turned to
him for confirmation. He said, "That's right, I'm just the groupie," and
we continued walking while she stared after us openmouthed.
People who, upon finding out I'm in a band, automatically place me as
the singer just because I'm female. In this case, I happen to be, but if
you haven't noticed, "chicks" are capable of playing instruments too. It
makes me sick when they are surprised to find out that I also play
guitar, that I wrote ninety percent of our material, did virtually all
the arrangements, conduct our sessions in full, and manage the band in
all aspects.
Male musicians who audition for my project as sidemen, and treat me like
a "girl singer". See above: You have no IDEA who the fuck you're dealing
with!
People who ASSUME.
People who see me working my ass off at my desk (usually on the calculator or
computer) and make an exaggerated stop to tell me "good morning" ... to the
point of saying it AGAIN if I don't promptly stop what I'm doing and respond
to them. The head of our department turns this into a melodrama each time he
sees me; even went so far as to speak to my direct supervisor about it once!
Do these people have such low self-esteem that their day is not complete if
someone doesn't put on a shit eating grin and sing GOOD MORNING to them every
day? Or how about the one last week who said good morning as I was walking in
the hall, I responded, but because I didn't give an Oscar-winning performance
muttered as I went by, "Hmmm, must not be a good morning." Fuck you!
Dr Pepper usually makes me want to puke, oh, and "cherry" flavoured
lollies. Most of these people should just laugh at what pisses them off - it
feels a lot better though people who confuse "your" with "you're" shit me, but anyway...
Women who go to bars wearing miniskirts or tight pants and a top that
looks like they were spray painted on, dance like strippers in heat and
then complain when guys watch them.
Feminists who are less interested in equality for the future than
getting even for the past.
Dumbasses who label every non-PC opinion as "ignorance" even though they
haven't read anything deeper than "NewsWeek" since college.
Women talking recipes and men talking cars. I hate talking with the women.
Boring drivel. And kids. Had them. Raised them. Don't want to hear about it.
Everyone who says to me "you deal with your weight so well" . Well, I am a
happy, sexy, voluptuous 220lb woman with a massive frame, and strong as an ox.
Am I supposed to be unhappy because I am a big woman? Am I supposed to not
enjoy sex? Am I supposed to want to be skinny? Sorry, I have no desire to
have bones poking out of my flesh. I can get my ass to the top of any
mountain -- let's see you drag your scrawny little bodies up 6,000 feet. And
that "such a pretty face" crap triggers my gag reflex every time! I have been
over that for 20 years! Get over your own fucking issues and stop laying them on me.
I don't care if your size 4's are too tight!
"THE MAN SHOW"! have you ever seen such utter bullshit craphounds in your
life? Those idiot puppets need to be eliminated! And the "JUGGIES"! --Talk
about making me want to lose my lunch! If the hosts could put tape over those
girls' mouths, I'll bet they would...
People who think EVERYONE with a mental illness is stupid. I have one and
apparently, to everyone I know, it means I'm not fit to do anything, even LEARN.
Just because someone has autism, ADD, or something else does not mean they
should be treated like dirt. It doesn't matter what the media says, we
are NOT all bad people.
People who are turned off by intelligence and turned on by helplessness and
stupidity
Ones who use the word "retard" to describe ANYONE with a mental illness.
Fans of boy groups. Nothing makes you sound more stupid than screaming
extra-loud over a bunch of ugly boys who can't sing or dance. And why do they
have to cry whenever they see them? It makes you look like a wuss.
Jennifer Lopez. She can't dance, sing, act, and her butt is NOT "all that".
Rappers who flaunt their "ice" and jewelry - especially gold or jewels in their teeth.
Puff Daddy
I'll say it for the fourth or fifth time...Britney Spears. A
pedophile's wet dream, she's worked less than most regular teens her
age, yet she's worshipped. Give me a fuckin' break. She makes me want
to run to Celine Dion, of all people.
The whole "Hispanic explosion" and those people who suddenly find it
trendy to appear Latino/Latina. I've been a Latina since long before
Ricky Martin ever joined up with Menudo, and I certainly don't
appreciate anyone who dares condescend to think they know what "being
Latin" is all about. And when the "Hispanic explosion" is all over, I'm
still going to be Latina...what then? Will I be considered "passe"?
Please, give me a break.
People who think it's not "feminine" to be a music lover (when the
"music" isn't some insipid "boyband") and to devote much of my time on
the computer, instead of wasting my money on a passel of "beauty"
products or working out ceaselessly to fit into someone's notion of what
"beauty" is. Look, I have my compact and lipstick, and I walk. That's
all I need. Now let me get back to deciding whether I want to buy some
Stevie Ray Vaughn or Janis Joplin.
Catholics who disgrace the whole Church. Catholics who believe Pope
John Paul II is errant in being so pro-Virgin Mary. Catholic priests
who can't or won't behave as according to the edicts of priesthood.
Catholics who won't hear of there being female priests and deacons.
Catholics who think they're so high and mighty just because they happen
to worship in a large, extremely ornate cathedral (which, by the way, is
more than ostentatious).
People who think it's strange or unusual that I, a young female, would
be interested in reading the national and world news and would do so
before looking at the entertainment section of the paper.
Women who think they NEED a man. You may want a man in your life, but you never
NEED one... Same for the guys and women...
Anyone who assumes that because I am a chef, I will cook for their
lazy asses at any social gathering, after I have already worked fucking 14
hours a day!
Men with small dicks who say lame things like "it's not the size that
matters, it's the motion in the ocean". PLEASE! Men with big dicks know
how to use them too! And sorry to burst your bubble, buddy, but SIZE MATTERS.
Mother-in-laws and grandmother-in-laws who try to teach anti-feminist
values to your daughter and buy them only "pretty/girly" things.
Violent parents who hide behind their religion as an excuse
for the beatings and emotional blackmail.
The whole "millenium/2000" hype and all the trash, products and consumer-hype that
goes with it. It's just one big gag-a-riffic extravaganza of cheezy products and lame marketing
ploys.
People who whine about me being mean, or personally attacking them, if I
disagree. Just because I think you're wrong, does not mean I hate
you/don't want to be your friend. (But after whining so much, I probably
DON'T want to be your friend.)
Girls who don't know how to masturbate. If they've had sex, they claim
they'd be "cheating" on their lover. If they've never had sex, they claim
they aren't "ready" to masturbate. Please. Shall I buy you a copy of "Our
Bodies, Ourselves"?
Similarly, girls who don't "put out", and who complain that that's all
most men want. One word: DUUUUUUUH. That's all I, myself want, a lot of
times. People who are sexually comfortable LIKE SEX. They like to HAVE
SEX. If you don't want to do it, fine, that's your choice, of course. But
don't go crying that straight men are pigs, just because they have don't
have the shitload of sexual inhibitions that most girls do.
Bisexuals who blather on and on and ON about the same thing. Not that men
think they're sluts, no, they ALWAYS want to whine about lesbians who
don't like bisexuals. Here's a thought! Get over it! Especially the ones
who feel "enlightened" because they like both sexes, and spew righteous
garbage at you for liking only one sex. They deserve all the abuse they
get.
Honestly, I really would rather date/hang out with actual lesbians... why?
Because they don't seem to victimize themselves ALL THE BLOODY TIME.
Also, the bisexual woman vs. dyke subculture is different. I listen to
"dyke music", and have some rather stereotypical tastes. And I LIKE my
tastes. If you're a dyke, be it bi or lesbian, great -- but if you've got
"normal" tastes, then just shut up. It's not about your sexuality, it's
about your taste in movies.
People who complain about about man-hating lesbians. Sure, there are some
of them out there, but they aren't such an overwhelming majority.
Furthermore, it's been DONE TO DEATH.
"We can't whine about woman-hating men, can we? No, that's too cliched!
We'd be called whiners! We're bitches, so let's moan about man-hating
women! Wow, we're SO ORIGINIAL!" Why don't they just try getting over it?
People who complain about their religion, no matter what it is. Whiny
pagans are JUST as annoying as whiny Christians. I'm a pagan, but I don't
CARE if some people don't take me seriously. If I act in a manner they
would consider bizarre, then I'm willing to be ostracized.
Really, that goes for all groups. If I choose to be part of a group, and
someone assumes I'm some stereotype, I don't CARE. I'm not seeking my
self-validation from other people, thank you.
Boyfriends who only say I love you when you're having sex, right before
coming, and expect you to believe them.
Men who swear that you're going to love some kinky sexual thing just because
they love it.
The ad I saw today for a Walking
Tanya. This toy is the work of Satan, or someone who doesn't understand
that people are sick and tired of sexist dolls. Walking Tanya comes in two
varieties: pushing a grocery cart or pushing a baby carriage. I don't see one
where she's pushing a damn lawn mower! I guess she'd need a companion male
doll to do that! What were these assholes thinking???
Guys who, when I say I'm planning to major in Computer Science, respond
with "Oh, hoping to meet the next Bill Gates, eh?" No, hoping to BE the
next Bill Gates, thank you very much!
And speaking of Bill G., am I the only one who wants to put the
smackdown on those my-OS-can-beat-up-your-OS nitwits who compare Bill
Gates to Hitler? The day M$ is responsible for the deaths of millions of
innocent people, you can whine. Until then, get a fucking grip!
Women who, when I tell them I drove cross-country by myself, simper "Oh,
I could NEVER do that!" No shit, honey, that's why I'm me and you're
you.
Parents who bring crying toddlers to R-rated movies, fancy restaurants
or any other place where patrons have a reasonable expectation of adult
atmosphere. Don't make the rest of us suffer just because you're too
cheap to hire a sitter. Accept the fact that when you have young kids,
you don't get to put yourself first anymore.
Fan writers who think it's their god/dess-given right to crank out
badly-written dreck, but throw a tantrum if anyone even remotely
suggests they try to improve their writing skills.
Women who somehow make it past their 30th birthdays without ever
learning to pump their own gas.
These same women who can't believe *I* can pump gas.
I see transmission fluid spilled under my mom's car. I tell her. She
tells the guy at the shop her daughter said she saw a tranny fluid leak.
Guy: "Well, why would she say that?" Because it was red and under the
transmission, jackass! What the hell else would it be, strawberry
syrup?!
Parents who can't control their bratty kids. There's a reason why
they're smaller than you, moron... pick them up and MAKE them behave!
Guys who assume I'm some kind of sex fiend because I dig m/m erotica.
Get a boyfriend, and maybe I'll look at you twice!
Media fans who get into blood feuds over which actor/season/slash
pairing is "the right one". It's just a tv show. Take a fucking Prozac.
Rich housewives who think they're somehow superior to us working stiffs
just because they snagged a guy with money. Honey, there's a word for
babes who spread their legs for the dough, and it ain't "princess".
Hookers are more deserving of my respect than you are. At least they
don't kid themselves.
People who look down on sex-industry workers. Hey, they're just earning
a living at a job they like, and making a bunch of lonely people happy.
Who's it hurting?
That celebration of soulless consumerism known as Christmas. Do people
really think Jesus wants them to commemorate his sacrifice by rioting
over the last pack of Pokemon crap at the mall?
Religious nuts who yell for boycotts of movies they've never even seen.
Luxury cars with Jesus-fish plastered on the bumpers. Fuck you, if you
were a real follower of Christ you'd sell that Lexus and use the money
to feed the homeless.
People who don't realize that hating something just because it's popular
is every bit as lame-brained as *liking* it just because it's popular.
Those losers who complained that being on the Jerry Springer show ruined
their lives. Next time don't air your dirty laundry in front of a
million people!
DeBeers. "Show her you really love her by blowing two month's salary on
a useless, overrated hunk of rock!"
Randall Terry. I've personally witnessed this guy accuse people who
disagree with his paranoid right-wing bullshit of being possessed by
demons. He belongs in a padded cell.
Chickies who accuse you of "flirting" whenever if talk to "their" man.
It's called conversation, honey... something you'd know nothing about,
because it's so hard to talk with a dick in your mouth!
The dorks on rec.arts.movies.current-films who insist that "Fight Club"
isn't "a woman's movie", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Read
Cosmo lately? Women are brainwashed by a consumerist society just as
often as men, if not more so. The idea that people need to find their
own meaning in life rather than blindly embracing others' ideals (be
they Ronald Reagan's or Tyler Durden's) is universal.
Anti-smoking zealots who harangue me while I'm having one of my monthly
cigarettes. You don't know anything about me or my health, so kindly
piss off!
Self-styled "alternative" types who act snotty to me because I dress
halfway normal and don't disfigure myself with piercings. Oh, like
following the moronic MTV crowd makes YOU the supreme arbiter of all
that is cool!
Those lame-brain 'model-actress' types who do the Loreal cosmetics
commercials, always bleating at the end (after the MALE voiceover has
finished the 'science bit' - arrgh), 'because I'm worth it'. If you think
you spend your hard earned cash on expensive cosmetic 'solutions'
(please)! to 'improve' your looks for YOURSELF, then the only thing you
are is a fool - you ARE worth it, but only because you line the pockets
of a grossly inflated industry designed to make women insecure about their
looks. Don't kid yourself that it's empowering to do it because it's for you.
And what really makes me want to puke is the fact the ad agency who developed this
slogan to imply that these women are doing it for themselves (and therefore not to please any
man), probably think it aligns them with some kind of
feminist ideal! Pass me the soap, honey - its much cheaper and will wash
your mouth out just as well!
Parents, mothers-in-law, and other random individuals who pester my
husband and me about having children. We are both in graduate school, why
not ask about our dissertation topics or something else. Some people don't
want children.
Incredibly creepy elderly fuckwits in their big-ass cars slowing
down and honk-honking at me--be it day or night, whether I'm dressed for
clubbing or in baggy sweats and staggering under the weight of several
bags of groceries, and who seem to think reflexively looking in the
direction of the honk, steadfastly ignoring them, or even, sometimes, a
very loud "FUCK OFF!" is an invitation to continue crawling down the
street after me and smiling hopefully, occasionally, as in last night,
unto my very doorstep. God I love my kickboxing class. God I wish I
could be Hothead Paisan for just one day...
Smug assholes who seem to think that "I don't mind gays, I just
don't want to have to look at them/see them/read about them" somehow
puts them in the hall of fame for Magnanimous Liberality, and we should
all weep in gratitude... that is, when said asshole even manages to tweak
that a cute young girlie like myself could actually also be referring to
herself when defending "those people." Or, in the case of male assholes,
even more generously offer that "heh, *that's* okay, long's I kin watch,
but men with men is fucking sick. Not that there's anything wrong with
it." Or, in the case of female assholes, a sudden greenness around the
pink-lipsticked, toothy smile and a-wonderin' just what I had in mind when
I invited her lo these many months ago to stay on my futon when she came a
visiting... after all, no offense, but she's working on her M.R.S. degree
(really, somebody told me this, without irony). Must I close-caption
*everything* for the clue-impaired? Puh-leez can't I be Hothead for just
one day? I don't even need a gun... just a nice, tasteful chainsaw (it can
be pink, I'm still in touch with my femininity, after all).
People who live by the theory that "If you don't know, it won't hurt you".
How the hell WON'T it hurt me? It's hurting me by unknowingly being with a
lying piece of shit, when I could be single or with someone else worth my
time.
Students who use the Internet as their sole source of research:
I'm a university professor in my late forties. I give a writing
assignment requiring, say, three so-called (by me) high-quality academic
sources of information. Each student does an Internet news-article search
by typing in a broad, generic no-brainer keyword or two, and uses as the
sources the first hits that pop up. Never mind that the hits may be no
more than lightweight opinion pieces published in some minor-league weekly
newspaper from a one-horse town in Bumfuck, Egypt. The student doesn't
even weigh the value of each hit against others. It's just "Oh, here's
one article...here's another...and bingo, here's number three...I'm
golden!" Yeah, right. Really...God forbid you should stick your nose in a
frigging paper-and-ink publication from the library shelf! Y'all's're
gonna be doing legal research, medical research, news story backgrounders,
and various kinds of needs analyses once you're out of Ol' Seawash State
U. I hope you fall on your asses and embarrass yourself if you pull that
sort of shit when you're getting paid to be thorough, responsible, and
professional.
German private cable channels that think if they show enough sex and
violence they will get more audience. Especially all those useless
"documentaries" about strippers and prostitutes just as an excuse to show "tits".
Britney Spears.
The "Bloodhound Gang"
Slapstick comedy movies with predictable jokes and gags. It is not funny if
you know that in the next second someone will fall over a ladder or have a
pie thrown in the face.
Formula one and other car or motorcycle races. What's so cool about people
driving around in circles and risking their lives?
Ugly guys who have the balls to talk about how ugly a woman looks.
Stupid women who need so much constant attention that they
will keep around asshole guys in their lives, or string along guys they
know are interested in them.
People (usually cliche college dickheads) who think
there's something wrong with me when I tell them I don't smoke OR
drink... and so they respond with "Then what do you do?". I'm sorry, I
must've been somewhere else when it was declared that getting drunk and
smoking a joint were the only two extracurricular activities
Sulking. In children it's barely tolerable, in adults it's positively revolting.
Passive-aggressives. Just tell the other person you are pissed and WHY.
People who denounce plagiarism on their own website, and then proceed
to copy someone else's web site.
Able-bodied 30-year-olds who still live with their parents.
Any guy with a hairy back who expects his girlfriend to shave her legs.
OK - I'll shave my legs the day I can WAX your back!
Any guy over the age of 12 that wears a baseball cap backwards and/or
big hightop running shoes with the laces undone and the tongue hanging out.
This "look" becomes more gag-inducing with age.
Any girl/woman over the age of 12 with "cutesy" barrettes in her hair. Have you no self-respect?
I mean, this isn't about fashion - it's about trying to look like a child - YECH.
People who call up our technical support line and because I am female and
answered the phone nicely, assume I am the secretary and ask to speak to a
technician.
People who ask to speak to my supervisor because they believe it to be a
male who knows more than I do. My last super was a female, and we were
pretty much even in the tech support knowledge field.
People who give me shit about my ADD child when I'm at a restaurant or
store. Yes, I give him his meds, religiously. Yes, I've done just about
everything short of dosing him into a coma. There are just some
situations where he isn't going to sit still and be quiet, and dammit if I
don't take him out to experience normal activities, he's NEVER going to
learn how to control himself in those situations. (And it's working, too.
Three years ago I couldn't even think about going to a sit down
restaurant that didn't feature a clown and games, and now he can actually
sit down for MOST of the meal.)
People who assume that just because I'm bisexual and into BDSM that I am a
slut or polyamorous. Just because I like getting my ass spanked doesn't
mean I like everyone to spank me.
People who tell me all the million and one
reasons why they would "never have children" or "never get married", and
how wonderfully forward-thinking they are and how pathetic my life is
because I have a kid and a husband and a dog and a house! Look, I have a
kid, I love my kid, my life is fulfilling and wonderful.
I won't bore you with all my reasons for my choices so don't bore me
with yours.
Men who use the "it's a guy thing" excuse for any and all boorish
behavior. I have news for you: Spitting is not "manly;" it's just
plain disgusting.
People who are into "creative spelling" and who ignore the rules of
grammar in the name of "self-expression." There are reasons we
learned spelling and grammar in school and if you don't remember what
they are, you have no business in polite society. This also includes
"ebonics" and other non-standard versions of established languages.
Politically-correct psychobabble such as "poor anger management." In
my time this was called "lack of self-control." When we decided that
to "tell it like it is" was overdosing on brutal honesty, we
overcorrected ourselves.
Children who feel that their superior computer literacy makes them
smarter than their parents.
Computer companies who blackmail parents into buying more units by
brainwashing them into thinking that not getting Junior online by the
age of 6 months will make him roadkill on the information autobahn.
Parents who allow their brats to run amok and make noise in public
places (like restaurants and airplanes) without regard for other
people. That noise might be like a refrigerator hum to them, but it
is deadly to everyone else.
Parents who correct their children's behavior in public by using
profanity. These same people will go ballistic when Junior starts
talking the same way.
Fiona Apple. Will somebody please feed her while
explaining why the goth look is silly?
People who, when you tell them about the great new book you've been
reading, say (often proudly), "Oh, I don't read." (They are not
illiterate, mind you... they just don't read as a hobby.)
Anyone who lists their children and/or their children's activities as one
of their hobbies.
Any man who treats me like a 'little lady' then wonders why I won't do
business with him.
The fact that Mattel has those stupid "Barbie" and "Hot Wheels" computers
out. The girls get all sorts of Barbie floofy programs to play with, while
the boys get more somewhat academic programs. It almost seems like Mattel
is trying to continue on with the whole "Math is Hard" Barbie thing and
that girls shouldn't have to think. Personally, I like math. I played math
games galore when I was a kid (using the family Commodore 64). And the
company selling the computers couldn't answer me why Mattel chose those
programs and wouldn't let you mix and match them.
This notion now that women need to look like cocaine addicts/Dachau
escapees! I have a beautiful 14 year old daughter who is 5 ft 8 has gotten
herself down to a size 9 (she was an 11) and the 9's are getting loose.
She still thinks she is fat! Calista Flockhart,Teri Hatcher, et al. These
"women" are a detriment to young women everywhere.
People who think bi's are just gays or straights in
denial.
People who think there is "something wrong" with a happily single
girl who doesn't buy into the whole boyfriend/husband/white-picket-fence
bullshit myth.
Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond and the ignorant, pseudo(psycho)-Christian,
right wing Carolina assholes who keep sending these two relics from the
days when chauvinism and bigotry where not only accepted, but were the
fucking norm- to the Senate year after year after year....I keep hoping
Strom will snore himself to death and Jesse will literally choke on some
of the hateful, vindictive rhetoric he spews forth with more regularity
than Metamucil. Dishonorable Mention: Supreme Court Justices Scalia
and Thomas.
Male genital mutilation (circumcision) and female genital mutilation.
Read "Circumcision Exposed" by Billy Ray Boyd and I guarantee that you'll
not only want to lose your lunch, you'll shudder in disbelief at the fact
that this disgusting procedure is still performed on nearly 60 percent of
all male newborns in the U.S. - not to mention the routine female genital
mutilation taking place in other countries - BLEAH!!!!!
My neighbor with two kids and an abusive boyfriend and thinks
that Xena: Warrior Princess is a bad show. Just because this
fictional character won't let herself be beaten by a boyfriend and you
will doesn't give you the right to call it bad.
The little old lady next door who's always threatening to shoot my cat for
walking across her yard. I'm sorry if you want to keep the rodents in
your flowerbed, I'm sure the moles are doing wonders for your plants, but
if you touch my cat I'll sodomize you with that shotgun of yours.
People who think that Shakespeare is profound. WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE LEARN
THIS? When Mercuitio says "Prick" he's talking about a PRICK! William
Shakespeare was a very dirty writer, a very good one, but still very base
and crass. You're ALLOWED to LAUGH at Romeo and Juliet,
because until people start dying, it's DAMN FUNNY!
The writer for my College Newspaper who assumed that we're performing
Romeo and Juliet this semester because Shakespeare
in Love won so many awards. Do your research , idiot. We selected
this play last April, and that stupid movie hadn't even been released yet!
Sororities who think that their existence is important, particularly the
two Phi Sigma Sigma girls who started banging on the theater door during
opening night, interrupting our performance, so they could do a pledge
event. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NEW MEMBERS! So get out of our theater,
we have work to do.
Sororities who have parasitic relationships with other groups. Just
because you're in a co-ed fraternity doesn't mean that you have recruit
all the girls in the group for your "sisterhood." It pisses off the men,
and alienates the women who don't want be in a sorority.
Gay people who just can't admit it. If you wanna keep your secret, fine,
but you should know when you're flaming.
Closeted gay people who are afraid to associate with open ones. Lots of
STRAIGHT guys talk to me in public and no one thinks that they're gay.
Guys who want to have sex with me or any other woman but who, even though
it is blatantly obvious to everyone that that's what's going on, will NOT
just come out and ask, but instead keep 'maneuvering' to get closer or get
her alone while preserving their deniability -- so that if the woman says
'no thanks' before he lays a hand on her he can accuse her of being on an
ego trip for thinking he wanted to sleep with her, and if she waits until
he does, so that she has 'proof', he can do that whole 'you led me on'
guilt-trip.
Especially especially especially when they pull it on really young women,
whose socialization is still totally on the guy's side, and who don't have
enough personal experience to cope well.
I hereby offer the men of this planet a deal -- if you will ask nicely, I
will either say "yes," or "no," or "not now, but you can ask again in a
few weeks if you want", or "maybe, but not now -- I'll let you know if I
want to, and if you're still interested, great". In other words, I will
say something clear and informative -- and I will say it nicely.
Face-savingly. Politely -- and quietly enough that it remains a private
discussion.
Pull the passive-aggressive setting-up-for-a-shot-at-date-rape shit, and I
will go out of my way to sexually humiliate you so badly you will have to
change provinces.
The sickest is commercials (and there are
thousands) in which women are depicted cooking, wiping
baby's bare asses, vacuuming and doing all things domestic.
A couple of these commercials are okay but not when they are
constant. Then to be even more shitty, a commercial will
always show a man as cutely irresponsible, a big kid playing
with "toys", drooling over a beer can and a bikini-clad
girl, watching sports. You never see a man with a baby,
wiping the child's ass or doing anything besides being
"fun". It pisses me off because I am the opposite of those
women and am more like a guy in a sense and people think I'm
weird. I love guys and drooling over them, I drink beer
like a sailor, I love electronics, video games, computer and
never buys one article of clothing, I have no interest in
babies at all and is not in the least feminine. Why can't
there at least be commercials for someone like me?
Women who "feel sorry" for, or rush to the aid of guys who have to look after
their own children. Maybe his wife left so HE could have SOME IDEA of what
SHE had to do and put up with all day. Maybe it's time HE got off his lazy
ass, stopped criticizing, and learned how to do it for himself. Before you single women rush to a guy's aid, REMEMBER, there's a REASON his wife left...
And you can be damned sure YOU aren't so special that it'll be ANY different for YOU. (And just wait till the kids start in with "You're NOT my mother!")
People who vilify a woman for leaving marriage that was intolerable, especially
if she doesn't take the kids with her. Sometimes economics, and the situation
make it impossible or impractical to do so. What is left? To stay in the
marriage and teach her children that a dysfunctional relationship, where the
most a woman can hope for is misery and martyrdom, is what they should aspire to? And WHAT is wrong with the FATHER being responsible
for looking after his own kids for once in his life? Single mothers are expected to have a job and manage daycare and childcare on their own. Single fathers do NOT deserve pity or "extra" help just because they are guys.
The Gap, Old Navy, The Limited, shoulder pads, ugly clothes for large women.
Kathie Lee's ugly clothes and the slave wages that her employees get.
Keri Russell (felicity), Calista Flockart, Britney Spears, names that end
with an "i".
Jenny Craig, Martha Stewart, and her products.
Porno e-mails, being hit on in
chat rooms, women who cannot use birth control, people who abandon pets,
people who abuse animals, abusive people.
Seventeen, YM, Cosmopolitan, Teen, and tabloid magazines.
Teachers who want to confirm facts on Native Americans during class by
looking straight at me. And whenever they want to
know something about Hispanics, they look at my cousin Ana. Boy, I sure
hope that a black kid transfers into our history class before we get to
the Civil War.
People who, when I say I like the game Tomb Raider, look at me
funny or say "isn't that more of a boy's game?" Is it so
freaking unbelievable that I might want to play a game that has a
female avatar that I can identify with rather than a muscleheaded
horndog like Duke Nukem?
Anything pink or pastel, especially if it's colored like that for the "girl's version" of something. People who ask "what are you?" because I'm biracial and they can't deal with that. Men who think it's okay to be stupid and childish because "boys will be boys", and the women who let them. Women who think they deserve to be mistreated, or let their children be mistreated because they think a "dad" who beats up his kids is better than no dad. Sexism and racism and homophobia, and combinations thereof, especially by people who have been on the receiving end of some of that crap. The "religious right." Being told to "lighten up" when I react to something insulting. People who have a problem with me being a petite, minority woman with a brain and an opinion.
"Girl Groups" in the music industry who have sold out and play
schlocky "I'm so helpless!" drivel. Check out the lyrics from Destiny's child, " Can't you pay my
bills, can't pay my telephone bills. If you can pay my bills; maybe then
we could chill..." The video took place in a space age hair salon and
when they were singing it to a guy, it was with some revolting "I am the
victim" tone to it. I felt like taking her index finger and twisting
it, telling her to "PAY YOUR OWN FUCKING BILLS!"
Any excuse masquerading as self-justifying phrase or sentence
(that you just KNOW is going to have
a "but" in it) - as in: "I don't mean to be insulting, but..."
Schools that do not give adequate sex education to students and then
can't understand why there are so many teenage pregnancies. How the hell
do you expect kids to use contraception if they don't even know what it
is?
Guys who assume that because I have my tongue pierced that A) It's only
because I like to give head, B) It means that I MUST give good head and
C) I want to give them head
People at "Family Night" at my sister's addiction treatment center, who
assume that I'm the patient and she's the family member. I have 13
piercings and dress for comfort, she's a banker and looks professional all
the time because her job requires it. I love how people assume that because
I look different, I must be the one in recovery for a drug problem!
People who stare, point and whisper while my girlfriend and I are walking
down the street. (she's black & I'm white). I think their behavior is
just plain RUDE. They should mind their own damn business! Didn't their
parents teach them any manners???
Sexist, stupid teachers. My senior Creative Composition teacher flat out
ignored everything I was saying when one of the computers crashed, she waited
for one of the boys to try and fix it, which he did, but in about twenty
minutes, when I could have fixed it in five. This guy didn't know shit about
Macs, and I can practically build one. The same stupid bitch once gave an
assignment where she showed a scene from Jurassic Park and then told us to
describe the scene in a narrative sense (gee, wasn't it a novel before the
movie was made)? This was Creative Comp, mind you, but she only wanted
papers that were identical. God forbid we actually use our own brains. I
was reprimanded on more than one occasion for not fitting her cookie cutter
ideals in my work.
People who assume that all fat women are Lesbians or bisexual.
Especially my bi best friend's arrogant idiot live-in 'boyfriend' who
keeps saying smugly, "you're just in denial". GOD!!!! Get a clue,
boyo -- you do NOT know me at all. Even if I WAS bi, I wouldn't
fucking join in a threesome/let you watch -- I'd pry her away from
you with a crowbar, give her a much-needed rest from your bullshit,
and only come back to see YOU again to move out her stuff! Asshole...
People who assume that all Pagans are bisexual and/or polyamorous,
and then go on to add the assumption that either term equals 1. easy,
2. available, and 3. interested.
Neurotic gay women who spout vitriolic hatred at/about my bisexual
female friends (or at/about bisexual women in general) because they
automatically assume that any bi woman will automatically a: dump a
female lover for a male at every opportunity, b: consider their
female relationships more casual than their male ones, c: act
'ashamed' of their attraction to women and pretend to be straight,
or d: cheat at every opportunity (with men, of course). Get a grip on
yourselves! Not every bi woman is like that -- in fact, most of them
aren't. I don't care if you've had bad experiences with bisexual
women in the past -- there are assholes in any sexual orientation,
and meeting some of them doesn't give you the right to pigeonhole the
entire group! Do you like being stereotyped? I didn't think so!
Overly-politically-minded gay women who a. hate men virulently and
obsessively for no apparent reason (actually for ANY reason; not
every guy deserves it no matter how much you rationalize) and/or b.
consider bisexual women 'traitors'. Especially when they insist on
going on and on and on and on and ON about it.
Dianics who are so uptight about 'women's space' that they balk at
ANY inclusion of masculine deities/spirits or men in general in ANY
ritual/discussion of spirituality/etc etc etc etc even if everyone
else in the rite/discussion is NOT Dianic. Your spirituality is your
spirituality, and that's cool -- but DON'T expect me or anyone else
to adhere to it unless we say ahead of time that we do.
Pagan writers/priestesses who write a wonderful, affirming,
empowering and informative book/give a wonderful, affirming,
empowering and informative lecture about women's spirituality and
then RUIN it by becoming more and more and more obsessively
male-excluding to the point where they are, among other things,
pretty much saying that ONLY woman/woman sexual ritual is in any way
sacred/appropriate for circle. Excuse me, Ms. Budapest, but what are
us STRAIGHT girls supposed to do during the Great Rite, sit in the
corner?
Smug, imperious bastards who will NEVER admit that they were mistaken
or did anything wrong, not even if it's glaringly obvious and pointed
out to them by multiple people, and whose reaction when you are
justifiably angry with them is to get more and more and more superior
and amused until you have to drop the subject and walk away before
you literally kill them! GAAAAH!!!
Men (or women) who continuously try to seduce you for YEARS even
though you have never shown any interest in them at all.
Men who trash a perfectly good friendship with a woman by constantly
trying to manipulate/guilt-trip her into having sex with him despite
her continuing and STRIDENT protestations of lack of interest (in the
case of the one I had to deal with, even going so far as to calling
me up on the phone to sob in my ear about how 'painful' it was that
he hadn't lost his virginity yet). Then, once he's conned some ding
into fucking him, he decides to parade news of The Big Event in front
of her (in this one's case, publicly, while I was at WORK) as if
she's supposed to feel bad for 'missing her chance'! Thank you,
drive through...
ANYONE who assumes that sexual orientation is a choice.
Unfortunately, this presumption is not limited to straight folks.
Skinny, hairy, unkempt, unwashed, twentysomething Pagan males who are
very clearly looking for a 'mommy' to mooch off of and who think
acting scatterbrained and helpless is sexy.
Skinny, hairy, unkempt, unwashed, twentysomething Pagan males who
treat Pagan Cons/gatherings as a responsibility-free sexual
smorgasbord. Especially when they find and bone some Pagan-newbie
girl who is too inexperienced to know to avoid people like him, and
then vanish, never to be seen again, leaving her a. confused, hurt
and feeling used, b. pregnant or with some STD because the dipshit
thought that lambskin condom he's been keeping in his wallet for five
years counted as 'protection', or c. pissed off because the little
shit stuck her with the hotel-room bill!
Skinny, hairy, unkempt, unwashed, twentysomething Pagan males in
GENERAL. I am going to say this once. TAKE A BATH. Not just one. One
a day. For life. This is not an option. Wash your goddamn clothes,
trim your goddamn facial hair, and learn to fucking COOK and clean up
after yourselves. Get some exercise. Get some SUN. Brush your teeth
-- I don't care how cute you look in your velvet cloak and poet's
shirt, your breath smells like warthog farts! Eat something
healthier than pizza rolls and greasyburgers and drink something
healthier than Mountain Dew and homemade mead -- at least once in a
while, or stop WHINING about how you don't feel well! I hate to
burst your romanticized bubble, but the bulk of you guys, no matter
how nice or charming you are otherwise, end up from bad hygiene alone
vaguely resembling the cricket-eating bum from Hellraiser! (Oh, and
while you're at it, buy new underwear more often than once every ten
years, PLEASE!)
People who correct me with "Goddess" when I say "God" or with "God"
when I say "Goddess". Fuck off.
People who use words like "sie", "hir", "womyn", or use terms from
the Politically Correct Encyclopedia and expect me to take them
seriously. Uh, no. Next!
Someone who spouts condescending, insulting vitriol at me for
paragraph after paragraph, then ends his email with "*Hugs*" as if
that's going to keep me from getting pissed off at him for all the
bullshit he's been spewing!
Tall men who act condescendingly towards people smaller than they.
"Do you need help with that, honey?" Fuck you for asking, but no...
People who assume that Pagan=slut. Especially if they themselves are
Pagan and should fucking well KNOW better!
Men who assume that polyamory equals "being able to run around
fucking everyone in sight, guilt-free, and still getting to come home
to a woman who will support me and cater to my every need".
Men with two lovers who get jealous and pissy when one of THEM takes
another lover.
Men who assume that you're up for a threesome because they've slept
with both you and your friend before. Especially when their idea of
an appropriate way to suggest the activity is to actually START
having sex with her on the floor RIGHT next to the couch where you're
sleeping (for the first time in 36 hours) and then reach over and
start pawing at you to try and wake you up. That's a good way to get
your ass kicked, you presumptuous fuck!
Men who start in on you cold first thing in the morning, don't even
bother to MENTION condoms, then end up spreading around 'concerned'
rumors among your mutual friends that you have a sexual dysfunction
when you don't respond to their attentions.
Men who make claims of 'hating typical jerk men' and 'identifying
much more strongly with women' who then proceed to act like a
'typical jerk man' at every opportunity.
Presumptuous fuckers who constantly ask a female coworker when she's
getting married, then go on to treat her like a slut when she
expresses disinterest in the whole married-with-kids thing.
ANYBODY, male or female, who responds to a valid, politely-expressed
criticism of something they've done with a screaming, ranting,
chair-throwing defensive hissyfit.
Neanderthal coworkers who keep up a constant stream of disgusting,
construction-site commentary on EVERY woman who walks past their
worksite, then become hostile and insulting when any of their female
coworkers expresses any discomfort at their behavior.
Male players on any sort of role playing game forum who insist on
making any female character they play into the worst sort of
stereotypical uber-slut, and other male players who assume that every
OTHER female on the grid IS an uber-slut and wants to be treated like
one.
Sex twinks.
People so amazingly neurotic and deluded that they will take a
relationship between FICTIONAL CHARACTERS on a gaming forum as
seriously as a real relationship, assume that you are 'their lover
now' in real life as well, get violently jealous of your other
character interactions, and generally mistake you for your character,
your character's interests for your own, your character's
loves/hates/etc for your own, and, in short, an entirely fictional
in-character person/circumstance/world/LIFE for the real thing.
Especially when they spazz out when you burst their bubble and either
start stalking you or threaten suicide.
Someone with a massive amount of exotic kinks who, when you start
getting along fairly well, suddenly starts assuming that 1. what
turns him on turns you on and that 2. you want to do them. All. With
HIM, of course.
Anybody who has never even met me in the FLESH and still wants to 'collar' me.
Goreans, especially male Goreans (this is a BDSM subculture, for
those unfamiliar with the term) whose inaccurate assumptions of what
slave/master play really is ends up turning a sexual kink into a. a
1950's marriage with lots of leather, b. a lot of tedious
hairsplitting over whether 'the slave's getting too independent' or
c. outright and blatant mental, emotional and possibly
physical/sexual ABUSE.
Gay men who clearly and blatantly HATE women (and then act surprised
when they are called what they are: bigots). Same goes for man-hating
Lesbians.
Gay men who will for no apparent reason start spouting off about how
'filthy and disgusting' women's bodies are and how 'superior' male
genitalia is. Especially in the middle of a newsgroup devoted to
something that has nothing to do with sexuality or sexual politics!
Thanks for sharing your twisted, neurotic misogyny with us,
motherfucker.
Anybody who attempts to bring up his interest in bondage, and in me,
by suddenly in the midst of a decidedly NONsexual conversation trying
to put handcuffs on me! (What am I, a magnet for weird, self-deluded
fuckers with a secret longing to get the shit slapped out of them?)
Gorean women who insist on referring to their lover as "Master", in
conversation with you when he's not even in the room, and who try to
correct YOU when you use his actual name! The fuck?!?
Gun lobbyists who are obvious screaming fanatics, have five LOADED
automatic weapons in their homes (and no gun safe), maintain ALL CAPS
PARANOID HEADLINES anti-gun-control websites, and then wonder why
none of the rest of us will support their agendas!
Sixteen year old girls who wander around in pushup bras, transparent
blouses unbuttoned to the navel, super-high-heels, gauze miniskirts,
g-strings, Tammy Faye makeup and eighty pounds of teased overpermed
hair and expect ANYONE to take them seriously. Also, girls who do
this and expect NOT to get slobbered on by every emotionally-stunted
male from the age of thirteen on up.
Thirty year old 'girls' who do the same fucking thing!
Men in cardigans. Especially otherwise very attractive men in
cardigans. Mr. Griffith, yes, I liked Excessive Force, but the FUCK
were you thinking dressing in that gray knit thing during the
farmhouse scene? You looked like somebody's grandmother on steroids!
Emotionally immature idiot girls who think that standing up for
yourself means psychotically lashing out at ANYONE who questions your
judgment or protests your actions.
Fat men who refuse to date any woman who wears over a size ten.
Any man who leaves his woman for gaining weight (though if she crash
dieted to try and 'win' him, what the hell did she expect would
happen when she started eating normally again?)
Men who feel 'cheated' because they're not dating someone who looks
like a supermodel. Especially those who turn around and take their
frustrations out on a girlfriend who honestly cares for them.
Girlfriends who put up with this sort of treatment.
Men who try to do the 'Henry Higgins" act, especially if it involves
'improving' a fat woman by verbally abusing her, constantly, for not
being thin.
Girlfriends who put up with THIS sort of treatment.
Men who latch onto a smart, strong, independent, successful woman
with the intent of 'taming' them into a
pearls-and-pink-angora-wearing 1950's style smiling hausfrau.
Fifty year old guys who exclusively date twenty year old ditzy
starlet/model types who have NOTHING in common with them -- and then
wonder why they constantly feel lonely and unfulfilled.
Emotional vampires who think inviting you to their 24-hour pity-party
is the same thing as real friendship.
PC zombies who aggressively push their political or spiritual agendas
on everyone in sight, vilify and verbally attack anyone who
thinks/lives differently, and then have the balls to criticize
Fundamentalists and other wackos who are only doing the exact same
thing that they are!
People who think fat jokes are actually funny, and who tell the fat
person they are telling them to 'get a sense of humor' when he or
she is insulted.
Asshole news producers who insist on shooting fat people at
belly-level, so that their faces are cut off above the screen and all
you see of them are big stomachs and butts walking past. Why haven't
more people realized yet how fucked-up and humiliating that is?
Men who call their girlfriends 'neurotic' for not liking
pornography/a certain sexual kink/whatever.
Jerks who insist on changing the radio station to some sappy,
annoying crap that only THEY out of the ten people in the room
actually like, and who bitch, complain, and change it BACK when
someone finally loses patience and changes the station or puts on a
tape.
Men who, in the midst of a nookie session, try to 'sneak in' a new
sexual twist that their partner has already expressed dislike of, as
if somehow we're not going to notice, or as if he somehow knows our
sexuality better than we do!
Men who start complaining constantly about their girlfriend's weight
during sex, and then wonder why she is no longer interested in
sleeping with him.
Men who accidentally call their girlfriend by their SISTER'S name
during sex! EAUUUUGH!!!
"Born-again-Christians" who demand kinkier and kinkier one-sided sex
acts from their girlfriend while maintaining that they are 'virgins'
and are only with her 'to save her soul'. (I've seen two examples of
this sort of cretin; I was especially annoyed by the fact that each
time the girlfriend in question took over half a year before she
grabbed a clue and left. These two guys should have hooked up and
become televangelists, I'm telling you...)
Jehovah's Witnesses and other cultists, especially the ones wherein
the father in each family routinely beats the SHIT out of his kids
under the pretext of 'Biblically prescribed discipline'.
Abusive parents who, once their kids have grown up and left home,
expect that their victims will somehow magically 'forget' the hell
they put them through, will never bring up the abuse, will forgive
everything that 'didn't happen', will never tell anybody, ever, about
what 'didn't happen', and will love and adore them, visit them often,
and care for them tenderly in their old age instead of taking off
cross-country and leaving their sick, abusive asses to fend for
themselves.
Going into a store to buy an HPC (hand-held personal computer) only
to be told by the male shop assistant, "No, you don't want that. You
want a notebook computer. Look, it comes with this fashionable
leather carry case!" Yeah, I want to spend $3,000 on a computer that
I DON'T want just so I can swing it around and look pretty. You know,
your HEAD would look pretty damned fashionable inside that case.
Imbeciles who congratulate themselves on recognizing that racism is bad
and then deride something as "soooo gay" or "like, totally faggy".
People who claim to be "experimenting" with their sexuality. Way to go
-- use someone else's hearts as your sexual laboratory. Are you going to
have the results published in a journal?
People who assume that women with large breasts are "blessed". I could
to without the leering, bad posture, and shirts almost popping open,
thank you very much.
Parents who let their hellspawn run wild in stores, handling (and
breaking) merchandise, messing up displays, and riding bikes down the
shoe aisles (to the annoyance of other patrons). These same parents are
the ones who later wonder why their kids steal cars, get knocked up,
fail out of school, and go on killing sprees.
Parents who buy SUVs because they think they're too cool for minivans or
station wagons.
People who assume that you must be a "mean-spirited" reactionary because
you have no pity for people who ask for "help" after putting themselves
in bad financial situations. Since when did liberalism come to mean
disregarding personal accountability?
People who see me playing with someone else's baby and ask, "Are you
practicing?"
Lilith Fair. Lemme get this straight... female musicians shouldn't be
treated as a novelties, and so to drive that point home they put
together an all-female tour which ends up being a big novelty act.
Self-absorbed singer-songwriters with lip gloss and pixie haircuts
aren't the only female musicians around -- they're just the whiniest.
Bridget Jones Diary - In case this literary masterpiece has not found
its way across the Atlantic just think Ally McBeal living in London.
BJD is about a neurotic thirtysomething woman who thinks 9 1/2 stone
(around 133lbs, or 60kg) is fat and who STILL hasn't grown out
of her teenage "all men are bastards" phase. She weighs herself every
day and records it at the beginning of every diary entry. The book
itself is actually quite funny if you can deal with the overwhelming
urge to murder the heroine, but it has created the assumption that all
thirty something single women are Bridget Jones clones and has also
spawned hundreds of inferior "modern" novels all about how an insecure
"overweight" woman obsesses about being single, but manages to get a
good shag in the end. I've no problems with the good shag, but you just
know the man won't be able to deal with the insecurities and will dump
them as soon as humanly possible just after the closing chapter!
Men that look at me and wink while they massage their groins. Yech!
Women who can speak 18 languages and can't say "no" in one of them.
The fact that, where I live, age of consent is 14, but you can't watch
porn until you're 18. So you can do it, but you can't watch it.
Customers who come into the fast-food restaurant where I work at
10:50pm (we close at 11 pm), order like seven orders of fries, and then
bitch because they have to wait two minutes.
People staring at me with disbelief when I say I walk to school and
take a bus to work instead of driving. Um, I'm a penniless student. I'm
not about to pay 60 cents a litre for gas when I can get by on $3 per day
for buses.
Getting the same looks of disbelief from the same people when they
learn I'm not getting student loans. I don't need a loan this year, so
I'm not going to put myself into debt just to have some "extra spending
money" on hand that I'll have to pay back with huge interest.
Lorie Line and her Pop Chamber Orchestra. This woman performs some of
the most insipid New Age crap I have ever heard in my life.
The Clintons. If I had felt contempt for both of them before, it has
reached an even more intense level after Hillary's interview in Talk
Magazine. Lincoln was the "Great Emancipator", but Hillary Rodham Clinton
is the "Great Enabler". She is so thoroughly spineless and obsessed with
power that she doesn't have the guts to leave her satyriatic husband.
Caesare and Lucretia Clinton truly deserve each other. If the people of
New York State are so stupid as to elect her to the U.S. Senate, they have
no one but themselves to blame for the consequences.
Men who hate lesbians and/or assume that strong women are lesbians
just because they are not some bimbo fluff-for-brains. These same men
then say that "lesbians" that act in porno movies or have "threesomes" with men are Okay! This
homophobia exists because these men are afraid that if women are able to receive
sexual and emotional gratification from each other, then they will no longer
need men. (This is based on the false assumption that female heterosexual
desire/the desire to have children [it's the same this, right?] necessarily
makes women dependent upon men). Because female independence is a threat to
patriarchy, anything that threatens it must, in their view,
be obliterated...or kept safely within the confinement of male sexual
entertainment. They think that if they can make lesbianism "for men" then it
will no longer be a threat. Well, sorry honey, it's not for
you. It's for me. It's for US!! And no, you cannot watch! Go jerk off.
People who get mad at media critics and tell them that they can just "turn it
off." Excuse me, the media is everywhere, in our faces every time we turn
around even if we do not own television sets or subscribe to any popular
magazines. It is brainwashing virtually everyone and we cannot turn it off!!!
All of these "post-feminist" or just "non-feminist" dingbats who are naive or
in very deep denial enough to believe that women in this country are now
treated equally. I'm even more disgusted with the ones who think that what
happens to women in other countries isn't relevant to us. "Like, who cares
if women in other countries are having their genitals mutilated! They don't
count! At least *I* have the right to go to college for six years so that I
can ultimately have some meaningless undervalued job while still being
dependant upon a husband who pushes me around! Look at how much FREEDOM I
have! Isn't it great!"
Men who criticize women for being exactly what they want them to be...and
then criticize them for NOT being that!
Men who do not take responsibility for birth control, who are more than
willing to stick their dicks into a woman's vagina without first putting on a
condom or asking her if she is using some type of birth control, who think
that it is Okay to lie to women to get them into bed, who think that it is a
noble goal to want to screw every woman on the planet, and then say that
women who have abortions are "murderers." Murderers of WHAT, their precious
sperm? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
People who have never had children who think they know all there is to know
about childrearing and discipline, and insist on endowing a parent who is
dealing with a difficult child, with their "wealth" of knowledge.
Self-righteous people who sit in judgement of parents who choose to put their hyperactive or
ADD kids on medication - as if the parent is copping out. Listen, when YOU
have to live in a house with a child who is hurting himself and others, requires
CONSTANT attention (to the point that the other children in the family are being neglected),
can't be left alone for A SECOND, without damaging or destroying something,
with whom "timeouts", "removal of privileges" and even "spanking" (for you
"spare the rod" types) do not work AT ALL, and
you have tried every homeopathic, naturopathic, psychotherapeutic, "discipline"
approach, only to see them ALL fail, THEN you can sit in judgement. When a
parent can see that same child, on medication, pass a grade (instead of failing),
make friends, (and actually get invited to a birthday party), and play with
his siblings (instead of hurting and abusing them), have a family dinner with no
yelling, screaming and fighting, and have some vestiges of
self-esteem start to emerge in that child, what option would YOU choose?
Women who don't know how to pump their own gas because their husbands have always
done it for them, especially in California where full service gas stations are rare...
What would they do if they get stranded without their husbands?
People who assume that because I'm a Christian, I must be some sort of
conservative monster that despises homosexuals, endorses spousal abuse
and the domestic imprisonment of women; that I am a rabid Pro Lifer who
hates other women, believes in a society of ultimate consumers, and am
deluded by a false sense of hope or a pipe dream of paradise because of
a simpering, sissy fear of reality. All wrong.
Political correctness does not mean accepting every lifestyle under the
sun EXCEPT that of Christians, who, by the way, are not gathered in a
large clump of homogeneous hatemongers. We are individuals with free
will, intellect and compassion, some more than others -- just like all
other human beings.
Teen girlie magazines that so cunningly seek to undermine the values and
aspirations that I (and my ex partner) have tried to impart to our 16 year
old daughter.
Teen girlie magazines that so cunningly seek to undermine the values that
I (and my ex partner) have tried to impart to our 14 year old son.
The women who control the editorial content of these magazines.
Women who pose 15 year old women as fucktoys in women's magazines then
rationalize this as art. (Australian Style Magazine)
Women who blame men for the content of these magazines.
"People" who use "quotes" for "emphasis".
Able-bodied teenagers who panhandle, and then call me nasty names when
I don't throw money at them.
That foul street harasser who called me a "fucking cunt" for flipping
him off after he hooted at me. WHAT ARE THESE FUCKWITS THINKING?!
probably nothing... forget I asked.
People in general, females in particular, who when asked a question
respond with "I don't know!" like they're actually PROUD of not
knowing! It's infuriating how fashionable stupidity is, especially
among women!
The fact that they can reattach a severed penis and make it functional, they have a drug
that can make impotent 90 year old men potent, but the cannot reconstruct
the clitoris so that victims of female genital mutilation can enjoy sexual
pleasure.
I'll tell you what triggers my gag reflex. I am a male attending a university in
the deep south(LSU). The most abundant subspecies of female in these parts is
the bellus southernus americanus. This species is typified by their obsession
with their own looks (i.e. won't dare go outside without full makeup) and their
unwillingness to do anything resembling strenuous work. Their maturity level
and intellect is appallingly low for women in their early 20's. A new
subspecies the southernus bellus modernus americanus is even more difficult
on the GI tract since they profess to be a modern, liberated and independent
woman but will result to traditional southern belle behavior at their own
convenience. These women should be flogged unmercifully with a limp noodle.
The incorrect assumption that, because I am a single guy who has never
had a serious relationship with a woman, I must be gay, a loser, or some
type of freak hermit fresh from the Adirondacks. If you take one small
second to REMOVE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS, maybe you would be capable of
comprehending the fact that I do not want or need a woman to be the
defining factor in my life. Moreover, I am NOT attracted to the
cerebrally challenged, Pamela Anderson "You are like, soooooo lucky
that I'm lowering my standards in order to give a loser-boy like you a
chance to go out with a bombshell like me" types. Hello! You are like,
soooooo lucky that I don't feel like turning off 75% of my brain cells
in order to get you to comprehend how much you repulse me! Go away, STAY
AWAY, and for the love of GOD, use what's inside your head instead of
what appeals to the average man's head as an attraction device.
Christians who are on a crusade to "save" me, and persist even after I tell
them I don't want to be saved. I don't need your annoying religious values
shoved down my throat, thank you.
Dumb ass guys who, when you tell them your pregnant, ask if you need a
man. Well, hello, I've had a man. I don't need one now. Also, when I
tell them I broke up with the father, they just look at me and say, oh
you poor thing. Hell, why can't they just believe I didn't want two
children?
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