I'm a Heartless Bitch because although I'm a quite eccentric individual, I'm not afraid to be myself. What's so weird about me? Well, honestly, I just feel compelled to follow my own mores, regardless of the consequences.
Here are some of my opinions in a nutshell:
I am both Pro-Choice & Pro-Euthanasia.
I fight hard for civil rights equality - for women, minorities & gays. No bullshit. I'm not all talk, I volunteer for a gay youth group along with various political campaigns. So don't give me any PC nonsense when I use the word "dyke", ok? Maybe you know the "correct" terminology, but you'd be scared shitless if a "heterosexually challenged" female ever talked to you, for fear of turning gay.
I don't watch TV because I don't like it and I'd prefer to read, not because I'm too poor or lazy to buy one.
Yes, I have read Marx, Nietsche, Freud, etc., so don't bother to discuss your opinion with me unless you've read them too. Oooh, you think Freud is sexist? Wow, did you come up with that revolutionary idea yourself or did somebody say it on TV last week?
I don't feel bad for myself because I'm single, or because I live by myself. I certainly don't need someone else to feel bad about these things for me; these are not circumstances that need to be remedied. In fact, I made a conscious decision NOT to date the half-wit losers that ask me out - I'm waiting for someone with whom I can have a connection other than just sex. Don't be sorry for me all lonely in my lovely loft apartment. I work hard to earn the money to live there - and I do have an active social life, thank you. I'm not sitting around moping on weekends, waiting for Prince Charming to come sweep me off my feet (and move in tomorrow).
And I don't get PMS. Ever. I get cramps, and the rest of it is bullshit excuses to be crabby. I am perfectly content to be as fucking crabby and nasty as I want any time of the month.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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