Megan - Got a problem? Shit, I've climbed bigger mountains than you!

Priya - My bright side of life always experiences considerable cloud cover.

Suzanne - I'M EVERY WOMAN, IT'S ALL IN ME.

Caleb - Come to me with your problems once and I will give you some good advice. Come to me again with the same problems and I will kill you to take some of the stupidity out of the gene pool.

Jónathan - Cosmopolitan, Mary Claire editorial directors to the gallows.

kimia - If you can't open a jar by yourself and you need a man to do so, go die :)

Lara - I will respect your thoughts and beliefs even if I don't agree. If you don't show me the same courtesy, I will set you on fire.

Sarah - It's not bitchy to have standards. It's bitchy not to live up to your own.

Phyllis - I hate stupid!

Christine - To all the meddlers out their who persist in knowing my personal views on happiness, here are the 3 steps to a happy life: 1) shut the fuck up, 2) grow the fuck up, and 3) stop fucking up.

Deanna - It sounds like you really need to talk to someone about that...just not me!

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