Anny - Yeah, I'm heartless and a bitch ... at least I'm woman enough to admit it.

Kelly - I'm opinionated, don't get me started.

Sara - The easy life is for house pets.

Carly - Am I ugly to you because I defy the norm? Am I the hypocrite because I hate you for adhering to it?

Nerdy - You're not a victim, you're just too weak to stand up for yourself.

Gary - Actions have consequences; they're not forgotten and fuck you if you think they'll be forgiven.

Natalia - Talk to me coherently 'cause all I hear is fucking noise.

Monica - Jesus may love you, but I don't. If it walks like a misogynist and it talks like a misogynist, it's probably an asshole.

Brittany - Yes, "women are complicated", but so are men. You just happen to not be a very...shall I say, "complicated" one.

Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Ellie - I'm bitchy without being mean, question the shit that society often preaches and am independent and intelligent enough to function perfectly fine without a dick, thanks.

Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Emily - If I can contribute in any constructive way toward educating or empowering more women so they can get out of or avoid nasty relationships, SIGN ME THE EFF UP.

Sylvia - The best advice I ever got came from my mom, in the sixth grade: "Never hit first, but if someone hits you, beat the hell out of them". I still live by it.

Melissa - I dont get offended, I do the offending.

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