...I refuse to submit myself to social standards of what a women is and/or is not permitted to say. I am not in this world to be everybody’s best friend nor am I a one hundred dollar bill that is loved by all. I am a heartless bitch because I will tell you how I see things and I will do so with a brutality that only complete honesty can deal. I have no kind words when none are due. I am no better nor am I worse than anybody around me but the difference is the fact that I will call a turd exactly what it is as opposed to sparing their feelings and calling it a god damned rose petal! Best part of it all? My bitchiness is always carried out eloquently and with an honest to goodness smile. I refuse to let the mannerisms of others affect me because I would be no better than the people who are offended by me. My most used sayings would be:
1. “I am a lesbian until you walk away.” – Mainly used for men who believe that because they have a witty one-liner pick up, I will swoon at their feet. Simple and straight to the point.
2. “Sad, insecure or mad, pick it up with glad! Shit happens.” – Used for those who believe that life will stop because something is making them emotionally disturbed. Though I try to amuse myself with my sayings while simultaneously getting my points across.
3. “I am not asking for a black hole kiss so I’d appreciate it if you take your lips off my ass”- This is one I usually reserve for those who believe that kissing my ass will somehow soften my tongue. Very big mistake.

Country: Puerto Rico

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