I swear I'm surrounded by airheaded females and idiotic males. The females in my dorm spend more time trying to boink the frat boys than becoming productive members of society. Combined, they might have the IQ of kelp. Since an at-least-average IQ shakes their little world, living in that dorm is an endless source of amusement. Their wide-eyed, puzzled expressions are priceless.

I'm studying to be an engineer, and most of my classes are male-dominated. In one such class, a boy slapped me on the ass. Although I was tempted to shove our textbook up his rear sideways, it wouldn't hurt him enough. He was known for having very good grades in the class, so I took the ass-slap as an invitation to beat him into the ground on every assignment and test following. When I ended up having the highest score in the class, both the all-male class and the male professor were a bit surprised. That boy still hasn't gotten over it; he quit engineering for a year after that.

I am not weepy and weak, and I will not saddle myself with the male equivalent. Everyone makes many mistakes in life, and I expect to fix mine. I see no reason why I should have to fix anybody else's. My life is mine, damnit, and I see no reason why I should have to waste it pandering to people who refuse to help themselves.

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