Jane
I'm independent, loud, unafraid to speak my mind, and definitely not
worried about offending or upsetting other people. Yeah, I have friends
who call me princess, because I see what I want and then take it, so
people have learned not to delay that process. I don't waste my time
with stupidity, and I sure as hell don't bother with men who can't
manage to make eye contact with anything other than my chest. I have no
qualms about walking away in the middle of a conversation if I'm bored.
If you let me, I'll walk all over you. If you don't, I'll either knock
you down or be your friend. I'm ferociously loyal to the people I like,
and eminently vicious to the people I don't. I'll laugh at anything, and
that includes you. And myself. I've been fighting for respect my entire
life, and I'm not afraid to immerse myself in "guy" things. I'll beat
you in pool, then staple your pathetic heart to the bar, after
out-drinking and out-insulting you. I'm smart, funny, beautiful, and a
total bad-ass.
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