Holly
"She was a very nice person. History has no record of her. There is a
moral in that, somewhere." -Harlan Ellison
I will happily lend an ear, a shoulder, or a hand, but I expect them
back. They are not yours to monopolize or walk all over. I do not suffer
fools gladly, or chronic fools at all. If your problem is important
enough to spend endless hours bitching about, it is important enough to
do something about.
Good grammar is sexy.
I was once approached by an apparently normal man, who asked for a kiss.
I declined (politely), which he apparently took as a cue to beg. When
that didn't work either, he thought that complimenting my eyes would
produce the desired effect. Not bothering to hide my scorn, I replied
"Thank you for telling me that. I sometimes go weeks in an existential
funk, but this has changed everything!! Dude, groveling isn't sexy. Grow
some balls."
"My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but
debasement, frustration and ignoble deaths." -Also Harlan Ellison
I'm not a nice person? Thank you. My hair is blonde, my eyes are blue,
and it is very hard to describe my appearance without using the
adjective "cute." I have to work very hard for that not-nice label.
A healthy ego is sexy. False modesty is not.
It is disgusting what guys let you get away with when you are hot. My
boyfriend is the only one I've met who doesn't put up with shit, no
matter how brightly painted, and his sexiest feature is his backbone.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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