For the week of April 20, 2003
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Anusha - "No, I do NOT want to: a)join your church; b)marry your grandson/nephew/classmate's cousin; c)end up like you, so please piss off."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Kimberly - "I am surrounded by incompetence. If pointing out this fact makes me a bitch, then so be it!"
Kate - "I'm not your fucking therapist, go to your mother for sympathy."
Pallavi - "Who I am and what I am today is because of my intelligence, hard work, and dedication. Call me what you will, I am not a doormat for anyone!"
Starr - "Don't try to best me, you'll only hate me more when you hit the floor."
Christina - "Do you believe in true love? No, but I believe in oxymorons."
Celeste - "I am all I CAN be!"
Kim - "Hi, yeah, my eyes are up here...."
Emma - "Emma Goldman and Emma Peele are the women I was named for. So I plan on dancing in my revolution wearing kick-ass boots and a tight cat suit."
Joelle - "I might be sweet, I might be pretty--but never underestimate my ability to rip your dick [clit] off and shove it up your ass."
Bahar - "Don't be a Pollyanna or a girly bimbo-you either won't exist or won't survive."
Marco - "May I get you a 'Pin' dear?......your Puffed Sleeves are starting to over-inflate."
Erin - "To hell with the naysayers. Be the person you want, and if you aren't hurting anyone, you're doing just fine. Those who oppose you are probably just jealous."
Sarah - "I am not skinny, I am not cute, I am not voluptuous, I am not fashionable. I am me, and that's good enough for me."
Helen - "I might be high maintenance but I'm worth it. If you want easy then get a dog."
Sarah - "Here's 5 bucks. Buy yourself a life!"
Patricia - "Tell me to "smile" and die!"
Selena - "I was not put on this earth to please anyone, other than myself."
Marta - "I have never mistaken neither politeness for docility, nor assertiveness for rudeness. I need no one to tell me who I am or what I need. I am my own mirror."
Vicki - "If you want pink fluffy sweetness, buy some candy floss."
Carla - "I'm not a princess, I am THE QUEEN, and if you don't believe me I'll have you beheaded. B I T C H = Babe In Total Control of Herself, In my book quite a compliment. Not really always sure what it is I actually Do, but evidently my thinking must be skewed somehow because so many people have called me that for way too long. But I just smile and say "thank you for sharing". Like I give a fuck. LOL NOT"
Peggy - "The bitch in me could stomp the victim in you faster than you could say "woe is me" so get over it."
Cailin - "If you get in my face....I'll destroy you."
Cristin - "Fuck if I'm going to play submissive any more."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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