For the week of April 14th, 2003
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Quis - "Rules? Ignore them and make your own!"
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Helen - "I'd rather be a Heartless Bitch than a brainless cow!"
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Angela - "You cannot make someone else's choices. You should not let someone else make yours."
Gennaver, - "In relationships with men I've developed a LST, (low shit tolerance.) The moment I see shit, I don't doubt myself or ask them to justify, I simply think, "next" and that is all for them. Sometimes it takes me a while to put it to action but, "next" is never wrong."
Jo - "Always bite off more than you can chew...just spit out the excess in a napkin when no one is looking."
Deirdre - "Why go through all YOUR drama when I have my OWN life to tend to?"
Tayler - "Be you. No one else will."
Cindy - "An ex once told me he was breaking up with me because I was always so sure I was right about everything. My response: 'And that's a problem for you?'"
Kathleen - "Just because I have breasts and ovaries does not mean I am incapable of holding a door. If you hold a door for me I DARE you to let me hold the next set for you, god help you if you run ahead of me or push me out of the way."
Barbara - "I am an outstanding example of a woman who loves to prove that we really don't need anyone to make us complete."
Shanda - "Fuck it you need a label for me? I am whatever you perceive me to be... figure it out for yourself."
L. - "It's your life, do the work."
Tia - "If I stopped and cried over every person that doubted me I would be every person I have doubted."
Heather - "I am quite possibly one of the most offensive women in Los Angeles. I read books without pictures, speak (or shout) my mind, and I EAT."
Roxanne - "Who said that what you think or feel has any impact on me or the decisions I make? Your thoughts will be noted. Don't expect them to be heeded."
Des - "The only victims in this world are little kids and old people. The rest of us have choices."
Mason - "If you think honesty is a bitch, well then I guess I am one. And if you don't like me, I guess you just don't like honesty. (it's not off some keychain or bumper-sticker...for real!)"
Chantel - "Freak is an endearment not an insult. No, I still won't sleep with you."
Birdie - "There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that need to be hit by a clue-by-four and those that do the hitting. I've got excellent aim!"
Holli - "I don't have time for whiners! If you can't work for your goals then you don't deserve to reach them!"
Jocelyn - "I'd say I was sorry, but I wouldn't really mean it."
Jane - "When a guy gets too close, I smile sweetly and whisper, 'mind the colostomy bag, hon'. Priceless!"
Libby - "I'll err on the side of civility, but never caution."
Laur - "My guy pals love to pick on their gal-friends... They used to pick on me all the time, and then not so much anymore. One day I asked my friend why that was, and his reply: " You fight back, you're tough." Respect must be earned."
Felicia - "I'd much rather live in the wilderness than survive in the jungle."
Donna - "Won't deal with crazy assed midlife crisis bastards... no sympathy!"
Dana - "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
Anellia - "My self-esteem is not based on the amount of male stares my ass gets for a unit of time."
Victoriously - "I never bought any of that "nice girl" crap. It was given to me. I'm regifting it back to society with a "No Thank You" card."
Candice - "I'm Candice... Need I say more?"
Cecilia - "I'm sorry you had a terrible childhood. Here's a phone book, call a therapist."
Amy - "Think with your big head or I'll see to it that you are physically incapable of using your little one"
Fiona - "BITCH: Boys, I'm Taking Charge Here."
Isabelle - "Hold your head up high. You are a woman."
Cilla - "I don't need you to make me happy and I'm not going to make you happy so *go away*."
Vanessa - "Why must I be surrounded by Freakin' idiots?"
Samantha - "There is no one or nothing that I will not obliterate."
Kati - "I am 51% sweetheart and 49% bitch - don't push it."
Amy - "Okay, stop...cuz you're going right up your own asshole and I don't want to follow."
Alia - "Don't play with me or you'll pay."
Nightshade - "When I mentioned to my ex-husband how joyous I was about getting rid of all the crap in the house, he asked me what I did with it. I told him, "I gave it all to YOU!""
Lila - "I've got 2 kids, and you aren't either one of them."
Devin - "Take off your rose tinted glasses, and if you can't see what I see- if you can't see reality- then on day reality's gonna bite your arse."
Johanna - "So I said I was better than you. If you take offense, I probably am."
Bitte - "I can do, defeat, and survive anything the world throws my way. I always tell the truth, whether anyone wants to hear it or not."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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