Misha
How I'm I not? I post on a male-dominated video gaming board ( I play Capcom VS SNK and love Guilty Gear XX) and spend half my posting time reminding males that their completely clueless and wrong in their conceptions about our sex. "No, honey, the 'clit' is NOT imaginary. Its really there. Yes, foreplay is appreciated. No, not all of us are after your non-existent money. I'm sorry that a stuck-up beauty queen turned you down, maybe if you'd look for someone who wasn't a money grubbing bitch and try moving out of your mother's basement, maybe you wouldn't be posting about how all females are heartless, cruel, big, bad, meanies (aka bitches)."
I've had to define what a feminist was countless times, they all seem to have the term confused with "feminazi", which is a wholly different term in its own right. I figure SOMEONE'S got to set them straight, as their interactions with females is often times limited or confusing. I'm hoping that if someone with a helping hand (baseball bat) intercedes, they can go on to lead happier, non-assholic lives. Its better for us, its better for them. Call me a voluntary educator. I'm sure some get a little put-off with my "No shit, sherlock, or I'll kick your ass" attitude, but the attitude only really comes out when someone NEEDS it. Normally, I'm a pretty understanding person. I just have little tolerance of things people SHOULD know (please, we ALL went through sex ed in high school, why the hell doesn't a male know what a "clit" is and how female plumbing REALLY works. I don't CARE that its "icky" and scary, you might get married someday, have a girlfriend and they wont appreciate you blaming their bad mood on their "cycle", LEARN NOW!) and I don't have tolerance for stupid, assholic, egocentric beliefs that have been passed from person to person that are completely incorrect.
Usually I'm pretty nice in correcting people, but some things just don't deserve "nice". I get really tired of girls telling me about their lists of ex-boyfriends too. Yeah, we've all had shitty ones, what makes yours so extra-special? And do I REALLY need to hear a 4 hour long tirade on each and every one of them? If you've had THAT many of them and they've all sucked, its time to review your choice in men, sweety. Spend time contemplating on that, I'm going to the next table.
I honestly think public education should have classes in gender matters and equality and how to TREAT the opposite sex (or really all people for that matter) so scratch that and lets just bring back some mandatory etiquette classes for ALL grades, every year until we drill some manners back into America.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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