I didn't really think I was a Heartless Bitch until I'd read a fair amount of your site's contents and realized I had yet to disagree with any major point.

Among my Heartless Bitch weaponry are the following abilities:

• The ability to distinguish the difference between an honorable male and a future regret.
• The ability to accomplish what I want without the aide of the "little black dress."
• The ability to steer girls' nights out away from movies containing latex jumpsuits, Leonardo DiCaprio, or high school romance.
• The ability to leave the house without having used an array of Clinique, Max Factor, Almay, or Maybelline products, and not avoid direct lighting or people I know.
• The ability to tell a coworker, rather than every other coworker, if I don't like his or her performance, attitude, etc.
• The ability to tell the saleswoman that this season's trend simply does not look good on me, and that I can live without it.
• The ability to fix what can be fixed, replace what can't be fixed, and get on with life.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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