Charlotte
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I've just about had it with people who
need validation for *everything*. When I find myself in a position to
edit an essay that -- pardon my French -- is a piece of shit unfit to be
associated with any language known to man, or when I encounter any one
of the millions of mindless retards on the Internet "who rite liek this
ok l33t iz kewl who lieks jlo??!1?//", I have no compunctions about
telling the "author" that they should be banned from using the written
word ever again. I am equally inclined to tell otherwise intelligent,
articulate people who *encourage* this kind of behavior to please shut
up before their worthless, namby pamby opinions make my migraine any
worse.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I'm *dead sick* of the millions of
manic-depressive Internet users who have nothing better to do than get
online and bitch and moan about how it sucks to be obese, but isn't
chocolate great? But awww, I'm never going to be loved by anyone and
will you please give me attention because if you don't I'm going to kill
myself!!!!!
Yeah. Cut vertically, not horizontally, asshole; see you on the 6
o'clock news.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't think that youth, lack of
education, or bad parents are excuses for being a total idiot. In fact,
I think anyone who tries to excuse people who are incapable of defending
themselves because, "They're just a kid, they don't know any better!"
needs to be removed from the gene pool before they get a chance to
decrease the world's IQ any more.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I told my emotionally masochistic best
friend to stop dating idiots who hurt her because she thinks she
deserves it, and then I told her to stop talking to me until she can
grow up and get over herself. I don't want to be associated with people
who are ignorant enough to believe that some testosterone-laden fucktard
is a means by which a woman should judge her self-worth. If anyone --
male or female -- treats me that way, I show them the door. End of
story.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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