For the week of July 28, 2002
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Kette - "Boys used to love me, until I started thinking for myself and expressing my opinions. Now boys hate me, but does that really matter when you have a fanpage and a legion of minions? I think not."
Melanie - "Everybody has a story, don't bore me with yours. For every person with a sad, "poor me" story, there are a million others out there who would gladly trade their story for yours. Keep your perspective in the right place."
Jen - "This is how I am...if you have a problem, you know where the door is."
Megan - "Don't get in my way! I will walk around you!"
Ashleigh - "If I wanted you to stare at my chest when I speak to you, I'd wear my glasses on my nipples."
Emily - "I don't fake orgasms."
Jodie - "I'm sorry you lost money in the market turn, but please stop whining. That's why it's called a RISK investment. Here's a hot tip for you -- 100% federally backed absolute return on investment. It's called a BANK. Look it up in the phonebook under 'B' FOR BANK. Now stop trying to screw it up for the rest of us."
Nicole - "Just shut up and die."
Benjamin - "I'm sorry, but if you don't have the mental capacity to grasp such an amazingly tough concept as common sense, sorry, I just don't have the time for you."
Star - "I prefer comfort and happiness to fitting in and looking pretty, and I am not afraid to speak my mind."
Carrie - "Don't say I made a mistake because I am a woman; accept that I made a mistake as a human."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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