For the week of June 9, 2002
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Katie - "Unlike that utterly terrible one-liner from Jerry Maguire, no man will ever complete me. I am complete as I am now."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Dawn - "If you don't have the nerve to be your own person and live your own life, then get out of my way."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Eumenide - "Don't go all Jack Nicholson on me and tell me, "You make me want to be a better man". Go AWAY, *become* a better man, and THEN look for a woman who will be your partner, not your savior."
Sabrina - "Go eat some shit, will you?"
Lindsay - "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
Tina - "If I want lip from you I will lower my zipper."
Kristine - "I did that not because I'm a woman but because I'm human."
Tekvet - "There's a difference between a pro and a professional. I'm the kind with a Dr. in front of my name. Deal with it."
Julia - "You've got to be smarter than The Machine."
Carole - "My complete and total intolerance for stupidity and ignorance is my finest characteristic."
Pookie - "I'm not a dyke. In fact I'm married. Non-feminine bitches can do that too you know."
Mary - "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."
Karen - "Never give a coward an even break."
Meryle - "Act like you have brains, even if it's just while you are in public. That's all I ask, don't act so ignorant, you will have a much happier life and probably get something out of it."
Amanda - "Despite my young age, I am the only female where I work who the CEO openly and repeatedly admires for energy and tenacity."
Ed - "Shut up, stop whining and get on with your life! If you don't, or can't, do something about it, stop boring me to tears with it! Oh, and move aside because I have some problems that I have to go DO something about."
Gabrielle - "I live my life as I see fit. If it doesn't fit you, that's your problem."
Aubrey - "I have boundaries and I have limits; it is not my job to tell others what they are. It is their job to have enough intelligence and respect to figure them out. If they don't have the time to do that then I don't have the time to care about them."
Melanie - "If your sweetie doesn't want anyone else, but encourages you to seek extra dyadic relationships for your pleasure, you would because you have permission and your partner isn't jealous. However, in turn if your partner decides later that he/she wants to do the same, would you be okay with that? Are you lying?"
Susanna - "If Heartless Bitches live in reality and don't feel the requirement to sugarcoat things and be forcibly nice -- call me a Heartless Bitch and damn proud of it!"
Pam - "What makes me happy? Flipping the finger to my "attached" friends as I do whatever or go wherever I damn well please."
Elizabeth - "My two X chromosomes denote neither a need for condescension or a desire for indulgence."
Kay - "Education is to Independence as Marriage is to _______
a. Dependence
b. Institutionalization
c. Stunted independence
d. all the above
I am not REALLY that down on marriage as a whole, just looking at the examples I have seen in my immediate circle of friends, family and acquaintances."
Susanne - "They say patience is a virtue but I've never been known to be a virtuous woman. Do something or get out of my way."
Brian - "Loving someone who won't love you is harmful."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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