For the week of June 2, 2002
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Michele - "Fix yourself. I'm not your mother. Don't fix me, I'm just fine."
Cathy - "When you hit bottom, get rid of the brick"
Nirva - "You know, if I weren't so self-confident, I'd be really upset by that."
Dana - "Don't sit there and whine on and on about wanting a woman with intelligence and wit and then objectify me by staring deeply into my cleavage."
Corinne - "Having a dick doesn't give you permission to act like one."
Stacey - "I would rather be a Mac truck than a deluded speed bump that thinks it's really something other than a nuisance."
Arazell - "I wouldn't be doing you any favors by lying to you, so don't ask unless you really want the truth."
Audrey - "I will not let society's confining expectations and the morons that infest my life to keep me from reaching my full potential."
Nellie - "Don't complain unless you're willing to do something about your problem."
Emily - "If you want a Mary or an Eve so you can quickly categorize me and know how to deal with me, go to a fucking art gallery."
Annemarie - "Don't recycle past boyfriends. You don't eat crap after you've flushed it, now do you?"
Jill - "Sure everybody hurts - just do it on your own time."
Kim - "My bullshit tolerance level has dropped from low to non-existent, so say what you think you need to say and then go away so I can get back to something that truly matters."
Line - "Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it."
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