Heartless Bitch of the Week: Kerry - "Silly me, I forgot! You still care what people think about you."

Heartless Bitch of the Week: Christine - "I'll try to alert you when the insults start. Wouldn't want you to miss one."

Bex - "I find Cosmo as outlandish as the National Enquirer and as pornographic as Penthouse."

Vicky - "Occasionally I discover that someone is trying to make me feel stupid. Once I stop laughing I find a moment to feel sorry for the insecurity that generated THAT attempt."

Kristen - "I don't want to hear about every new trauma you can come up with, and I refuse to watch you cry over nothing."

Kristy - "Bitch equals independence--independence from society."

Abby - "The only person that I will ever take shit from is my mother--because she's a Heartless Bitch, too."

Heather - "Don't underestimate the amount of free time I'm willing to commit to humiliating you for the sake of science, professor."

Elizabeth - "If you really believe that you'll die if I don't fuck you, then prove it."

Meg - "I am a Heartless (and cruel) Bitch because I don't accept lame excuses as taking accountability for one's actions."

Angela - "Wait until I have a bowel movement so we can speak in the same language because right now I can't understand the SHIT THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Want to link to HBI?

  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)

Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email: