I'm a Heartless Bitch because:

1) Although I've dated my share of assholes, I've dated great guys too, see...I learn from my mistakes.

2) Although I acknowledge that a woman's natural cycle can cause physiological distress, I refuse to accept a theory that says I am unstable for several days out of every month of the most productive years of my life.

3) My husband and I understand we are equal partners with shared responsibilities including (ugh!) housework. Well, maybe not 100% equally -- I haven't cleaned a bathroom since we moved in together ten years ago.

4) The best boss I ever had was also a Heartless Bitch who mentored me, and helped me move on to bigger and better things so that I can do the same for another Heartless Bitch.

5) When I was just fourteen and my girlfriend was talking about what her future husband would buy her, I said, "Screw that, If I want a fur coat, I'll buy it myself!"

6) I think, therefore, I am a Heartless Bitch!

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