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I've lived a sufficient numbers of years (38) on this beleaguered hunk
of rock floating in infinite space. I have the seemingly rare capacity
to LEARN. And I LIKE to learn. What the frig is everybody else's
problem?
I've been called a heartless/cold bitch to my face, more than once, to
which my response is usually a cheery, "Thank you! How smart of you to
notice! It's one of my better qualities." I may add, "Now piss off,"
depending on my tolerance level for the person who has made this
stunning observation.
Well, it's a wonder I have IRL friends at all. But apparently they
appreciate and respect my cold and sensible logic (usually correct and
complete with wit!) and accept that they'll have to go elsewhere if
they're looking for sweet talk and ass kissing. Ya baby, it's too bad,
so sad, and you can call 1-800-EAT-SHIT if you have a problem with my
brand of sage advice. I'm not afraid to lose friends from telling it
like it is.
I am entirely sick of the usual type of women's BB's I run across. I'm
sure you know the type -- *much* whining, crap priorities (ex: "Waaa,
welfare doesn't give me enough to live on, and I have to go to the food
bank." YET the same person admits to having weekly manicures and 50+
pairs of shoes!?! note: I say STARVE then, you loser), baby/mommy
obsession, easily offended by realistic advice because it isn't
unconditional sympathy - and they all sign their posts with (((hugs)))
and *smooches*. Fuck that. I'm not into idiots and/or sympathy sinks.
On average, four women give birth every second of every day--it ain't
that big a deal. I'm a parent. I didn't lose my mind in the process. I'm
a damn good parent at that and still manage to run a business and keep
my life in order. I will never understand how a SAHM can't find time to
unload the damn dishwasher. Too busy whining on kissy-mama BB's all day,
I'd guess.
I still have a sense of humor even though the world is choc-a-bloc with
so much stupidity that I could bitch all damn day if I felt like it. And
I know the difference between good productive bitching and insipid
selfish whining.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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