Ali
I only give a shit on alternate Thursdays when it rains. Otherwise
you're going to get reamed a new one for annoying me. I spend half my
life aggravated at something or another, and my blood pressure is just
fine, thanks. The other half is spent riding emotional roller coasters
at the great big Amusement Park of Life.
The great thing lacking in today's world is intelligence. Some have it,
many don't. And when you do find ones without mashed potatoes for brains
they're incurably bitter and pissy from having to deal with idiots all
day, every day. Is it any wonder so many of us turn out this way? Beware
the epidemic of stupidity.
Screw therapy, spare me the support groups, you are not a victim, I'm
sorry. Mental illness is not an excuse for stupidity. Some of the
smartest people I know are utterly fucking psycho, but their synapses
still sparkle. If I wanted a headache, I'd bang my cranium against a
hard surface...actually attempting to have a conversation with your
average Joe on the street is much the same.
The trouble with America's children today is not obesity; it's the
rampant dumbing-down of Dick and Jane. And of course, we have to put up
with it when Dick rapes Jane because his mommy didn't give him enough
love as a child, Jane becomes a perpetual victim, and they're both in
therapy for the rest of their lives because it's cool.
Someone please start offering free hysterectomies, quick! Maybe if you toss in a free Cuisinart.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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