Catherine - "If I hired you a "thinking brain" dog, would it stop you tripping over your own stupidity?"

Casi - "I don't care what you think of me because you aren't me. You never will be me. So why should I care what you think of me?"

Eileen - "Integrity isn't instinctive -- it's a badge of honour that comes only from fighting the good fight, losing, and getting up again."

Sadie - "I'm sick of girls with low or no self-esteem, who alter their appearance to please men, giggle inanely or defer inappropriately. I don't want babies, I wear "slutty" clothes if I want, never fake orgasms and do pretty much as I damn well please."

Sharon - "People who only think in stereotypes are endlessly boring, and people who think only with their penises are doubly so. Whatever your problem is, just get over it, already."

Liliana - "I don't believe that my vagina should be the influencing factor for my role in society."

Nancy - "I am a one of a kind, esoteric liberal feminist and refuse to change or pretend that I am something else just to court favoritism of dullards and Reverend Randall Terry types who believe that the world is going to hell only due to a group of evil pagan lesbians who are covertly subverting the good women into aborting their babies and worshipping Satan. If people don't like me they have my invitation to kiss my liberal feminist ass!"

Sue - "Those footprints in the sand are all mine, baby, and I am responsible for every screw up and success in my own life!"

Sandy - "There are 3 types of men in bars: those you buy a beer, those you buy a 6-pack, and those you throw the pull-tabs at...I suggest you DUCK!"

Heather - "Stupid people naturally gravitate towards smart people in order to survive... unless they want to die, then they talk to me."

Audrey - "Mother: You... you argue like... a MAN! Me: Since when does being a woman mean I have to emotionally break down every time we have a disagreement?"

Molly - "I may be a bitch but at least I'm honest."

Shona - "Pay attention, or I'll run you over!"

Kristyn - "Cynicism doesn't equate to pessimism, it equates to realism. If you can't at least be slightly bitter about pathetic displays of behavior around you, then you're living in a world of disillusionment."

Deb - "There's bound to be bodies on a battlefield."

Annamari - "Expressing myself may cause damage to your mental stability. When things go wrong as they usually will, and your daily road seems all up hill, and you really feel you'd like to quit, don't run to me, I don't give a SHIT!"

Lucille - "Women who pander make me hurl. Hey, you have a brain--use it!"

Mandy - "If I needed a friend, I would by a dog."

Regina - "You know, my left tit has a name too...it's 'Not A Chance.' "

Sarah - "Please, take the tit out of your mouth!"

Kymberly - "I'm whoopin' up a batch of "cold-hearted me," and all it needs is a spoonful of "screw you" to make a perfect brew...so if you can't take the heat, get the hell out of MY kitchen."

Auntie - "I also realize that being a feminist doesn't tie me into doing anything else ("to be a proper feminist, you should do this and this and this" and assorted bullshit), since it would be against the whole idea of taking your life into your own hands."

Mistress - "I knew how to make a fool suffer before most gals were wetting their beds."

Marji - "A lot of bitches pay the price of loneliness but in the end it may be a price worth the outcome (after Robert Henri)"

Sasha - "I don't help people that won't try to help themselves."

Myst - "My firm belief is that one does not need to depend on man to succeed or be happy."

Shannon - "If I spend have a busy day doing MY thing and I feel like ordering pizza instead of cooking a four course meal, NOBODY and I mean NOBODY had better question it."

Ulrikastina - "Are you stupid enough to truly believe that fat people are more stupid than you are?"

Dianne - "What can I say? I'm so miserable without you...it's almost like you're here."

Julie - "I do not love everyone I know although I love the people I do because I know them, including myself."

Sarah - "He gives you money, love, and sex? Get a job, a dog, and a dildo."

Michele - "Hi, could I buy you a...?" "NO" "Excuse me could I...?" "NO" "Hey Baby how about...?" "HELL NO! YOU PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER. NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Jodie - "Don't Tell Me What Size I Must "B!""

Alicia - "I think for myself; no one else can make or break my day but me."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"