Rachel - "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares."
Constance - "I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn."
Carlita - "The day I became a Heartless Bitch is the day I succeeded at life."
Lauren - "The only person that can do anything for you--is you."
Staci - "Never make the mistake of thinking that by my listening to your problems that I actually care about them."
Carrie - ""Any man that thinks I need him to be happy gets a rude awakening when I tell him I'd rather fuck his sister.""
Sarah - "I loathe women who find self-confidence in the bottom of a bra cup."
Dan - "For every action you take, there are consequences. Before taking action, you should try to figure out as many of the possible consequences as you can. If you can't accept the consequences, don't take action."
Jordain - "Sometimes life is shitty, but through it all I manage to still laugh. So step off child, you're bringing me down."
Heartless Bitch of the Week:
Jennifer - "Feel free to speak your mind, but you better make sure that your mind has something worth transmitting to your fucking mouth in the first place. I don't suffer fools patiently."
Melissa - ""I can't believe they actually let you breathe my precious oxygen!""
Becki - ""To be bitch, or not...what's the question?""
Noa - ""Fuck You! I'm leaving and I'm taking the microwave with me!""
Cherie - ""It's better to be alone than wish I was.""
Crystal - "Being right takes a lot of time. The ability to say, "I don't know" when you don't know...that is the true way to be right all the time."
Katey - "You have your Abercrombie so far up your Fitch that you simply don't have a clue."
Valerie - "It only takes 4 guys to screw a light bulb...one does the job, and the other three listen to him brag about it for the next week."
Tia - "Keep it real with me, and I'll keep it real with you."
Melissa - "If people like you would stop complaining about how bad your life is...maybe the world would be a happier place to live in."
Conrad - "We are all creators, just look at the world you've made for yourself."
Lisa - "I'm a hero among women!"
Heartless Bitch of the Week:
Amanda - "I dropped out of charm school. That's why I'm unable to smile politely at your lame excuse for conversation or laugh at your pathetic attempts at wit."
Jennifer - "Own the day."
Sandra - "There is an angel inside of me whom I am constantly shocking."
Andrea - "I can't breed the same air that a weak and peanut-brained person does."
Graciela - "I am not a histrionic lunatic; you are a passive aggressive psychopath!"
Melissa - "Just because you give me a label doesn't mean that I will wear it."
Gigi - "I'm not a doormat--so walk on by."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
