Exemplary Real-Life Heartless Bitches, 2001
Dawna - "I am not your training wheels."
Maureen - "If you can't handle all of me, you can't have any of me."
Cathy - "Tell Prince Charming that he's too late. I figured out that I had a mind and will of my own three years ago--I don't need him."
Dundee - "Just because I'm strong doesn't mean you have to cry."
Lara - "People always wonder why I laugh so much. It's because you're all so damned funny."
Holly - ""Do you want me to write that down for you?" For all the idiots out there who can't believe half the shit I say and that I had the balls to say it out loud."
Aliaa - ""Do the one thing you think you cannot do." - Eleanor Roosevelt"
Paul - "You don't get what you need. You don't get what you want. You get what you get. After that it's all up to you."
Emma - "I want to blossom...like a thermonuclear mushroom cloud."
Christa - "There's a reason why you're stuck in that rut. You're the reason."
Becky - "Pain is inevitable - suffering is optional" (Anonymous)
Pam - "Those who know they are ignorant and wear it as a badge of honor are meant to be shown their stupidity first and the door second."
Ina - "I am who I am, and if you can't take it, here's a big, fat "fuck you!" in response."
Kim - "Life is what you make of it. If you choose to turn it into garbage, then it's your dump...live in it and stay downwind of ME."
Sanna - "I am a Heartless Bitch because I never pretend to be less than I am."
Hel - ""Illigitimi Non Correndum"--Don't let the bastards grind you down."
Debra - "If a man has any character, he will not have a problem with a smart and capable woman that doesn't let men push her around and that is the only kind of man I want to be with."
Raewyn - "Whine is the by-product of sour grapes."
Laura - "I don't feel that being "sweet" is a good thing."
Amanda - "I dropped out of charm school. That's why I'm unable to smile politely at your lame excuse for conversation or laugh at your pathetic attempts at wit."
Jennifer - "Feel free to speak your mind, but you better make sure that your mind has something worth transmitting to your fucking mouth in the first place. I don't suffer fools patiently."
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