Elinor
As I get older, I have less tolerance and patience for fools and assholes. I refuse to buy into that "victim" crap, or coddle passive/aggressive behaviour. I've sent boyfriends home from parties because they were too sulky. I've told friends that they need therapy, not just medication. A little pill is not going to solve all the problems in your fucked-up life, so quit whining and do some work.
I'm a fat, self-made freak. Yes, I like piercings. Yes, I have tattoos. Yes, my hair is fuschia and stands up all over my head. Get a life people. Don't bother pulling your kids away--they think I'm cool. You should be so lucky to have kids as smart, beautiful, and independent as me.
I make no apologies for my body; it's how I was made. I wear tight shirts to show off my boobs because I think they look great.
When I decide to stop dating someone, it's over. None of that pansy-ass
whining and getting back together and breaking up again for me. I don't
say things I don't mean. If I don't want to be with you anymore, that's
that. No looking back, no regrets. Once a decision is made, it's
permanent. No amount of groveling will change that.
I'll tell people the hard truth, even if it's hurtful, if I think they
need to hear it. I appreciate the same honesty in return.
I won't let anyone take advantage of me if I don't want to be taken
advantage of. I will express my displeasure with people or
establishments who've treated me badly or given me shoddy service.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I take care of myself and my friends and
family, and I'm ruthless about it. I'm just like my mom in that respect.
She had that great mom quality of flipping a switch in her brain when a
boy becomes an ex. It's very much appreciated.
I love my mom, because she taught me to stand up for myself, and raised
me and my brother without much help from my dad. She passed on Gram's
advice to me: "If a man ever hits me, he'd better hit me hard enough
that I don't come up swinging." It worked for Gram, my mom, and now it
works for me.
The same goes for life. It better knock me down hard, or I'm going to get up and kick its ass.
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