I'm a Heartless Bitch because I breathe better without a mask on.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have a rule in my email to delete all
those cutesy animated GIFs featuring chubby angels flapping their little
wings to the sound of dental chair muzak. I don't know if I have an
angel watching over me, and quite frankly, I don't care. She's welcome
on the ride as long as she doesn't whine in rush hour traffic.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I like being single. I like doing whatever
I want with my money and time. I like being able to get up at three in
the morning to smoke a cigarette and read a couple of chapters without
someone asking me if something's the matter. I like having learned the
hard way how to fix the toilet or change a tire. I like the fact that I
have only one reason for sharing my queen-sized futon with another human
being, and that reason is desire.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because whether it's a man or a woman sharing my
queen-sized futon tonight, I'll be equally bold and demanding, wild and
reckless, generous and warm. I don't have a special set of underwear for
when I think something might happen; if my plain white Fruit of the
Looms turn you off, chances are I don't especially want you in my bed
anyway.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because a rainbow Pride sticker on your bumper is
one sure-fire way to scare off a certain type of whiny-ass carpooling
passenger.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I firmly believe that once you reach the
age of 25, you should stop blaming your parents or society for your own
failures. If you don't like the way you are, change it. If you don't
have the guts to change, just shut up already.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I believe that the proportion of losers,
idiots and obnoxious assholes is the same in every group of society,
minority or not. I believe that stupidity does not discriminate, and
that a dumbass is a dumbass no matter what his or her skin colour,
ethnic origin, handicap, religion, or sexual orientation.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because bigotry brings out the anarchist in me, no
matter what credo you're pushing. Whether you're a Christian, Buddhist,
Communist, Ecologist, Gay Rights Activist, or even Feminist, I'm not
interested in your one-track rhetorics. Keep that for the media, they
like simple concepts. Personally I prefer human beings with a certain
depth.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because if there's only one thing I want to teach
my son, then it's going to be how to think for himself. The rest pretty
follows from there.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because there is no excuse for me to be anything else.
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