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Everytime I'm sent an invite to "cyber" via IM, my response is as follows: "Well, I used to like sex, but that was before the accident" "What accident? I was plowing my field when I fell of the tractor into the hay baler" "Let's just say I'm missing a few parts" "Oh, nothing major, just my right leg, right hand, and my left ear" "What do you mean you have to go?" "No, but wait, you sound like such a nice guy, who's not into physical appearances" "I'll email you, ok?" "Ya know my parents are really gonna love you" "I've been waiting for a man like you all my life"

Then, just as a follow up, I'll send them stalkish sounding emails everyday for about a week. They think twice about being a loser perv on the comp with random people.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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