Lainie - "If a person does not think logically, if a person is not intelligent, don't bother. He or she is fucked up."
Emily - "I can't pretend to like you anymore."
Alivia - "Stupidity is like cockroaches. There's too damn many, they serve no useful purpose, and no matter how many times you try to get rid of them, they just keep coming back."
Kriselda - "It's *your* hole, *you* dug it, don't expect *me* to live in it."
C - "I don't suffer idiots; I make them suffer."
Christie - "Plants, Animals, and Trees died to make room for your fat ass!"
Joette - "If you have to whine and be miserable, go do it around someone else."
Melea - "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his back."
Teresa - "Some people can be told, some people can see it for themselves, but some people have to piss on the electrical fence to actually understand."
Linda - "There are no strong women, only weak men."
Michelle - "I've been a "mean bitch," a "straight bitch," a "hard bitch," a "smart bitch," and a "smart-ass bitch." But I've never been called a "silly" bitch, so I'll take them as compliments."
Lynnda - "I have re-created myself in my OWN image."
Veronica - "Don't let a wishbone grow where your backbone ought to be."
Liz - "If I were a Twinkie, honey, I'd have Hostess stamped on my ass... I don't, so piss off."
Pati - "Stupid people should not breed."
Bethe - "Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it."
Ash - "Excuse me for not slobbering all over myself because you chose to grace me with your presence. You wanna domesticate somethin'? Try that cow over there... it's more your speed."
Erin - "I'm too bloody wordy for a one liner!"
Amelia - ""Ugliness be my friend; I'd rather be loud and jarring than beautiful or discreet." Excerpt from "Saint Margaret""
Nancy - "Just give me a chance to hate you."
Merye-beth - "It amazes me not so much how *well* the pig can dance, but that the pig can dance at all."
Ruth - "You say dysfunctional lesbian crackwhore like it's a bad thing."
Elodie - ""Men have been taking tools out of women's hands for thousands of years, I'll do it myself, goddamnit!" - Ren Volpe"
Lara - "Are you vomiting or speaking because I can't tell the difference."
Jodie - "I'm too Bitchy for pathetic sympathy."
Lisa - "God did make some attractive women witty and intelligent. I'm not saying I am one of them, but she sure did."
Tessa - "Guide for other women: Don't try this at home!"
Robin - "If you don't LOVE what you are doing--for God's sake--stop and find something you DO love!"
Amandah - "If I wanted a constant shadow, I'd tie my dog to my leg or something."
Trisha - "You see this? This is my box, and all trespassers run the risk of being shot."
Beth - "Get your own life...you don't need his."
Remy - "Get a dictionary. Then a brain. Then a life. Far away from me. Ready... go!"
Misty - "Fuck off, skank."
Rayna - "Be cheap toilet paper; don't take no shit off of nobody."
Patricia - "This isn't the whining corner, take it elsewhere."
Tonya - "I can't stand suck butt women that allow men to walk all over them."
Michelle - "Fear is the keeper of the gate that blocks you from your joy."
Amy - "Celebrating my strength since 1996. Hating my body since '88."
Hannah - "My life isn't so good because I don't have any problems; it's that way because I make the most of my problems. If your life is pathetic, that's your own fault."
Ida - "They call me a Heartless Bitch. They don't even understand it is a compliment!"
Sara - "The glass IS half empty and no matter how many optimistic sentences you quote, to make yourself feel better, your glass is still half empty and so is your thick skull!"
Carol - "The only person I have to make happy is myself and the only way I can do that is by being true to me and not worry about what other people think of me."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
