Heartless Bitch of the Week:

Amy - "I really don't care why you don't like me. I don't like you for the simple fact that you're an idiot."

Paola - "If I think it, it's right- and your dick has no say in it."

Alma - "I don't like women who view other women as a stand-in for men."

Lynne - "Rudeness is a weak person's imitation of strength."

Tess - "Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you aren't an irritating fuck!"

Sheila - "I'm not about to apologize for being smarter than you. However, I will accept your apology for dragging me back down the food chain just to have a conversation with you."

Denise - "Unless you sat in my stomach for nine months I am a) not responsible for your problems and b) not obligated to listen to them, so piss off, asshole."

Lana - "I spent my twenties being stupid; I know better now. I'm the only one I need."

Donna - "Don't make me get my flying monkeys."

Tracey - "If you do something, mean it, and do it well and above all HAVE FUN with it."

Rosemarie - "I refuse to adhere to the guidelines and norms set by the media, who are in fact just a bunch of people, and not infallible."

Owen - "See, I would have (said/done) that, but then I would have (sounded/looked like) a complete moron too."

Trasie - "Which part of "go fuck a goat" did you not understand?"

David - "You need two things for a successful life: a sense of self, and a sense of humor. With these, you will need nothing and no one."

Sharlene - "You don't necessarily want everyone you meet to like you, if anything, you want them to respect you."

Debbi - "I can change my oil, cut the grass, screw in a light bulb, start a barbecue, paint, use power tools...I just need you to fuck me once in a while and do my windows."

Kerry - "I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter."

Barbara - "You know, class-action lawsuits really do work, so pay me what you're paying the guy in the cube next to me."

Troy - "If you can't look me in the eye and say the word "penis" without blushing and/or giggling, then do not expect me to talk dirty to you!"

Jackie - "So you're pregnant, big fucking deal! Any animal can reproduce."

Amy - "Yes I DO have kids, no I'm NOT married, no I'm NOT divorced and when did my life choices become any of YOUR business? Have a cookie, and shut up."

Eva - "I've got a mind of my own, so let me use it!"

Sherri - "I despise lies. If you lie to me, you're outta here. NO EXCEPTIONS."

Darlene - "Everyone's got a choice, make it interesting or at least amusing."

Kristen - "How the fuck should I know how to remove mustard stains from a tablecloth?"

Ronnie - "If you won't take control, don't complain when someone else does."

Barbara - "Life is about risk and discovery on the way to becoming."

Adrian - "Trust is made up of observations, not syllables. Shut the hell up and prove it to me."

Fluffotfemme - "I can live with your ugly shoes, loud friends, and boring ex, but I'M THROWING YOU OUT for the "but" after "I get feminism!""

Jeigh - "Suck it up, Princess."

Janet - "If you hate your job quit; if you think you are fat go on a diet; if you are miserable in your relationship leave it. Just don't whine to me about it."

Tonya - "The collapse of character begins with compromise."

Nann - "If you don't know I am the best thing that happened to you, then you are just plain stupid."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"