Joy - "Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand; then you'll be able to go to sleep at night without the knowledge that I've put another whiny ass in its place."

Alisa - "Why is it that guys nowadays expect women to be adoring, lovely ladies when they refuse to act like considerate, mature gentlemen?"

Jody - "Life IS pain, Princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something." -- The Princess Bride

Sue - "This is my opinion. Go get your own--there's no shortage."

Stacy - "What makes me a bitch is not how I treat other people, it's about how I treat myself--like a Goddess."

Kara - "Omnia discete. Postea videbitis nihil fuisse superfluum.---Learn everything. After, you will see that nothing was superfluous."

Lizz - "I'm not shy, I'm examining my prey."

Sue - "It's so easy even a man can do it!"

Anne - "I'll apologise for being smart the day you apologise for being too stupid to understand me."

Sheila - "I was totally against being called a bitch for the longest time because of its negative connotations but, when my lazy, useless, perverted boyfriend finally left he shouted, "I feel sorry for your next boyfriend." I shot back, "Well, if he's anything like you I feel sorry for him too." I guess that's one of the things that makes me a BITCH."

Claire - "Cry me a river so I can push you in."

Lili - "I'm a bitch because I took on the entire federal government during Newt's "Destroy the Bitches" downsizing exercise."

Mairghread - "A terrible thing has happened today -- I have lost my will to suffer!"

Teresa - "Set yourself free."

Susanne - "I am worth every damn cent."

Peggy - "Don't come crying to me about your treadmarks when you're the one who lets men walk on you!"

C.j. - "If kids' cell phones play classical music when they ring, why haven't the math scores improved yet?"

Sally - "I'm a Goddess; you're a loser. Any questions?"

Madness - "Heaven I fancy is no place for me, and I can find Hell on my own." -Jekyll and Hyde

Kristin - "Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart"

Laura - "I am woman--don't fuck with me!"

Liz - "Never mind your inner child--you need to get in touch with your inner Bitch."

Beth - "Here...lemme lend you a brain cell, maybe it can rub up against yours and they'll multiply. It's doubtful, but miracles CAN happen."

Sallyloudmouth - "If you give a man an inch, he becomes a ruler!"

Cecile - "You are the reason I so strongly advocate birth control."

Genevia - "Any part of your body that touches mine you are not getting back asshole!!!"

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"