Emily - "I always write with my .357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere."

Cady - "Get a life! Oh, you already have one? Well, get a refund!"

Jo-ann - "When life throws you lemons, then you had better learn how to make lemonade in one hell of a hurry."

Jennifer - "In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal."

Courtney - "I can't believe they let YOU into the gene pool."

Rachel - "I was born this way. I like me. Enough said."

Angel - "I won't hold your hand, tell you when I am joking, or provide a glossary. If you want my attention, work for it."

Jennifer - "Don't live a life of fear--leap, and the net shall appear!"

Henrika - "Don't let men's minds wander - they're too little to be left out there all alone."

Maggie - "The best part of you ran down your mother's legs."

Jillian - "Stop talking to my breasts; they aren't going to talk back to your disgusting ass."

Victoria - "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker

Kellie - "I'm not only a Bitch; I'm the Queen of Fuck off and Die Island."

Caitlin - "Here is my word of advice for the day: "Fuck martyrs." Thank you."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"