Heartless Bitch of the Week:
Carol - "So little time; so many morons."
Heartless Bitch of the Week:
Traci - "So you don't date women with a butt bigger than yours - I don't date men with a dick smaller than mine."
Cathy - "Always be in control, and when you can't, fake it."
Zelnetta - "I don't make empty promises, and I expect the same."
Liese - "Of course I'm not who you thought I was going to be."
Janna - "God must love stupid people, she made so many of them."
Sandra - "I can't keep from telling people that they are stupid, idiotic losers out loud and in public."
April - "I am not laughing AT you, I am laughing WITH you -- you are just not doing your part."
Jessica - "My idiot repellent must not be working!"
Sara - "I have a low tolerance for those who are too afraid to try because they are too afraid to fail. You learn and grow more from one failure than all your successes, and they are often the best experiences if you don't focus on the final outcome."
Kathy - "You are just too stupid to be true, so I've got to be having a brain infarction!"
Sage - "I could entertain the idea that this conversation isn't useless and annoying to me overall, but should I really waste my fucking time?"
Patricia - "If my friends don't like it...guess what -- they're no longer my friends!"
Michelle - "Whenever I say "Yes, sir." it sounds more like "Fuck you.""
Gloria - "If his penis is as big as his ego, he might be worth a test drive."
Judith - "Intelligence is not found in quoting other people, it's found in quoting yourself."
Terri - "Shhh...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
Rebecca - "I constantly question the gender hegemony placed before me in today's Popular Culture and I delight when I cause others do so as well."
Kelly - "Everyone's family is dysfunctional--deal with it and move on."
Anne - "What color is the sky in your world?"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
