Karen - "If only men could learn to go to the men's room and have a wank when the urge overcomes them, the world be a better place."

Lisa - "Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes. -- Maggie Kuhn"

Amy - "I walk to my own beat and if you don't like that, then get the fuck out of my way!"

Marianne - "There should be an intellectual prerequisite and those not making the cutoff should be quarantined so only they would be exposed to the suffrage of their ineptness."

Claire - "How do guys and and bimbos not fall over more?"

Samantha - "I'm not Lois Lane - I don't give a flying fuck!"

Cat - "Look, I realize that you're a really important person and that you're just slumming here until that job opens up at Pic'n'Save, but could you for ONE FUCKING MINUTE pretend to be SMART?"

Beverly - "A woman`s place is in the struggle."

Mitzi - "The first time I heard Michael Bolton sing, I knew I owed Barry Manilow a HUGE apology."

Christy - "Don't tell me you 'know' what I've seen, I have milk in my fridge older than you, you fuck!"

Jenny - ""Quit whining and get out of my way. I have a world to change.""

Anna - "Get off your ass, get on your feet, and GET OVER IT."

Véronique - "Only idiots don't change their mind."

Cheryl - "I'm not sorry I didn't do what you said to do, and I don't care if you don't like me anymore."

Deborah - "PMS is just a weak excuse that men use to make themselves feel better when their women kick their asses."

Sydney - "I'm not really heartless; years of practice have made me immune to your pathetic cries for attention."

Lynn - "Yes, I'm fat. But you're an asshole, and I can go on a diet."

Carmen - "I'm not a blonde with big boobs, I don't like to talk on the phone and shop, I'm not an airhead...so don't treat as if I am one. I have a brain, a personality, and a sense of humor...so see, I own more than just boobs."

Amanda - "Be very, very still. I'm going to stick these tweezers in your ear, so I can hunt for an original thought."

Regina - "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker

Ginger - "Spend 5% of the time complaining about the problem and the other 95% actually doing something about it."

Valerie - "I go to bed at night happy with the person I am, and that's what really matters to me at the end of the day."

Suzie - "You think I over-think things? Well, someone has to pick up your slack."

Selma - "I don't think that being a Bitch has anything to do with hating men."

Linda - "If I'm a Heartless Bitch because I've decided being a doormat is not a good look for me, so be it."

Candy - "If you don't stop whining, you won't have to commit suicide I'll kill you myself...slowly."

Mary - "If a man tells me he's not good enough for me, I believe him."

Alicia - "Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege."

Emily - "Call me a bitch now, but you'll be callin' me momma when I'm your boss in five years."

Martine - "I don't actually call it bitchy, just normality."

Tannis - "The main difference between the fool and the genius is that the genius never bothered to listen when the fool said that it could not be done. Guess which role you are now playing."

Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"