Jody - "Women dive into the toilet bowl of life head first. Men are just the dogs that drink out of it. Country: United States of America Age: 26-34 Gender: female"

Emily - "Great women don't care about pumping the fat from their asses into their tits and agonizing over their ability to make orgasmically great casseroles. Could it be that they're too busy leading meaningful lives to really give a fuck that they don't look like a center-fold!? Country: Canada Age: 20-25 Gender: female"

Angela - "I refuse to deny myself food in hopes that one day I'll be a perfect size that will instantly make me popular. Country: United States of America Age: 26-34 Gender: female"

Heidi - "Sarcasm is the best medicine. Country: United States of America Age: 26-34 Gender: female"

Rose - "My schedule didn't list "waste time listening to clueless dumbass" today. I don't take walk-ins...e-mail for an appointment. Country: United States of America Age: 26-34 Gender: female"

Amanda - "Are you going to waste my time whining about me, the company I work for, my gender, and my ancestry, or are you going to be a good little luser, shut the fuck up, and let me help you? Country: United States of America Age: 26-34 Gender: female"

Lisa - "If my glacial personality makes me a bitch, oh well, tough shit for you. Country: United States of America Age: 20-25 Gender: female"

Michelle - "I don't have time for this shit, so either step aside or feel my wrath. Country: United States of America Age: 20-25 Gender: female"

Kathy - "If my generation is the future of America, I'm moving to Canada."

Laura - ""Because I said so" does not impress me."

Marcie - "Ooooh, so you think you're smarter than me? Wanna compare IQs at, say, $50 a point?"

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