Lisa - "I prefer to rely on my mind than on my looks because the day will come when my looks will fade, but I'll still be able to differentiate between an asshole a fuckwit."

Valerie - "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

Lia - "After being slapped on one cheek, turning the other and being slapped again, I said, "Now that the scriptures have been fulfilled, I shall proceed to beat the hell out of thee.""

Cara - "I'm busy seizing the day, would you mind moving?"

Bunny - ""Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West"

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