Just when I think I've heard it all, I am once again surprised by the
idiocy and helplessness of the general public. No, we don't rescue cats
from trees, have you ever seen a cat's skeleton in a tree? No sir, your
house will NOT float away just because YOU cannot find the water shut
off valve! "What do you pay your taxes for?" For EMERGENCY services,
ma'am, and cleaning up your basement because you left the water running
while you were on holiday does NOT constitute an emergency! Finally,
when you ask to speak to my supervisor because obviously I know nothing
about the Fire Code, being a woman and all, don't be too surprised when
I reply..."of course, SHE'LL be happy to speak to you on that matter
sir". Of course, I'm here to help in a crisis, and have no problem with
that, but sometimes I just want to tell people to get a clue, get a
life, and think for yourself sometimes!
I've finally convinced the majority of the men I work with that because
I don't want a quick shag with their sorry asses, I am not: a) a
Lesbian, b) a frigid tease or c) a raving, power-hungry,
ultra-right-wing feminist, I'm just a Heartless Bitch. I'm here to do my
job, and I do it VERY well. If I have to rap your knuckles once or twice
to wake you up to that fact, deal with it!
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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