I dearly look forward to the day when the species can be propagated through the fusion of two ova, thus rendering the male of the species biologically obsolete.

Also, because I dearly wish that otherwise accomplished and intelligent women would stop going on about how popping out a rugrat was the "greatest accomplishment in her life--a real miracle!" How much of an accomplishment can it be if some brain-dead Barbie wannabe can do it too?

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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