I'll never be one of "the girls",never wanted to be one of  "the girls". The "girls" in my state government office get paid twice as much as I do to spend three entire days trying to decide which ham to serve at a damn dinner for the suits.  I bust my ass in web development and bring it in on wheat with Swiss and mustard from home. Dead pig is dead pig, why the hell are you wasting my tax money on such lengthy mindless decisions? How long do you think it took me to decide which sliced ham to bring home from the supermarket? Hey, I didn't get paid for it, either.

One other thing, why do they expect me to "ooh" and "ahh" over their pregnancies and babies? These women keep spitting them out like cherry pits. What are they satisfying but their own egotistical quest for immortality, attention and approval from society?  There are enough babies in this world right now for every single woman to have her pick. We can't feed all the ones that are living now. What the hell are they thinking? Aw, piss on it all.

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