Vanessa - "I hate anything cute and fuzzy. Why put kittens in the blender when you can chop them by hand?"

Annaliese - "When I was little I used to swallow grasshoppers. I would still pick them over you any day."

Myriam - "Men are Gods children, but they behave like morons. (Maria Callas)"

Rona - ""I prefer to have a pessimistic outlook on life; that way I'm pleasantly surprised that you can walk and talk at the same time.""

Lynette - "My internet life will never be complete because there is no appropriate emoticon for an incredulous snort accompanied by an almost-polite sneer."

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