Leslie - "Nothing is as eternal as the dishes."

Dave - "So how many tissue boxes went into the making of those?"

Robyn - "Being a bitch is like downing tequila shots -- only getting better every day."

Amy - "Suck my dick."

Jen - "I believe in the conservation of energy -- I don't waste mine on idiots."

Emmarg - "Get your own fucking tits if you're so damn interested."

Jen - "Shallow brooks babble, still waters run deep. If you can figure out what that means, you will know what to do."

Lisa - "The myth that women should not lift heavy items is advanced only by women who fear effort and men who fear women."

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