Christine - "The biggest bitch of all is juggling heart, mind, and body every day of the goddamn month. I'm not about to shelve any one of them."
Sue - "False mercy is exactly what it says it is, and generally has a nice dose of masochism to go along with it."
Marty - "A bitch in prime saves time. I know what they say about honey, but I'll pick vinegar if it keeps the flies from pestering me."
Kerstin - "Of course God is a woman - there can't be any assholes in heaven. Of course Satan is a woman - there can't be any pussies in hell."
Dixie - "I'll defend my intelligence to the death, THEIRS."
Aimee - "Don't talk to me, look at me or touch me because your arrogance is stifling my ability to breathe."
Liz - "Strong, bright, assertive women only threaten the weak and passive."
Dianna - "Sometimes, I am tempted to start putting the theory of the Scum Manifesto into Practice."
Somerset - "If I give them what they want, I'm a slut. If I don't, I'm a bitch. It all boils down to how interested I am in coming in contact with a bald turkey head."
Tory - "It's all very zen: I do what I want. I say what I want. I will not apologize. I do it all with a huge, warm smile."
Holly - "If you are a constant whiner and feel the need to whine, hold it in until you explode, literally, it would make the world a better place for me."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
