Xazo - "The chances of me sleeping with you are as tiny as I imagine your penis to be!"

Felicity - "Giving head to you would be like givin' a whale a tic-tac. -Adele Givens"

Trishamc - "Self-esteem comes from acts of courage, not the other way around."

Sea - "If you shut up, stop whining, pay attention, do your dammed work, and grow up you'll go places. Keep sitting on your ass, babe, and you're my stepping stone."

Jamie - "Assholes, I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Nancy - "Wah, fucking wah."

Heather - "If your dick is as small as your brain, you're in deep shit!"

Laura - "When asked "Hey baby, shall WE blow this joint?" by various forms of bar amoebae, my answer is "Is that the royal we, or do you have tapeworm?" This usually results in blank looks quickly followed by Heartless Bitch name calling."

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