Elaine - "Just because you have a penis AND a brain, doesn't mean nature gave you enough blood to run them both at the same time!"
Annelise - "At least I have my own opinion and haven't stolen the majority's like you seem to have done."
Druscilla - "I may be a Bitch but at least I'm not a sniveling, whiny excuse for an individual."
Michele - "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
Lisa - "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person unless it will be fun to reduce them to a quivering mass of protoplasm."
Melanie - "By two or three I learned not to kneel, not to expect, to plant my fires underground where none but the dolls, perfect and awful, could be whispered to or laid down to die." -Anne Sexton
Trina - "I am who I am and I say it like it is, and if you can't handle that then get the fuck out of my way because I won't listen to you complain that I'm a rude, arrogant, vapid bitch and let you get away with it scot-free."
Amalia - "The definition of a true lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally."
Alice - "I'm not rude. You're simply...insignificant."
Jewel - "I'm sorry, could you translate that? I don't speak Dumbass."
Burnita - "I cover the ground I stand on."
Elisabeth - "You can fold it into corners and sit on it."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
