Lindsey - "If you think I'm ugly now, wait 'til you piss off my Gorgon."
Susan - "A relationship consists more of just showing up and breathing, and I sincerely hope you take this the wrong way, bugger off."
Emc - "Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get over it, already, and get on with your life."
Nightbird - "I'm very much for woman's rights, equality and good music...which is why today's pop stars get right up my nose."
Jennifer - "I am the force of nature that sends most people to their houses so they can hide under the covers with their favorite stuffed animal and a blankie."
Darlin' - "Don't you get it? I already know that 'Bitch' is the response that you give when what I've just said has left you speechless...it's just going to make my next comment even better."
Mandy - "Knowledge is power...information is the key."
Beth - "So what if you consider me a bitch, I consider you nonexistent."
Deborah - "Modesty only ever gets you to the back of the line."
Rita - "You want breakfast? Does MY house look like McDonald's to you?"
Stephanie - "If you're too stupid to do anything about your pathetic life, do the world a favor: stop complaining and shoot your-fucking-self in the head."
Kathleen - "No, I wouldn't respect myself if I went out with you."
Carrie - "I have zero tolerance for weakness of any sort."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"